DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[harbinger]

It was last assessed at $281K. Every single other unit in that complex was assessed at $286K, 15 buildings and 31 units and somehow his is shitty enough the assessor couldn't just fill in the same number for him as they did for everyone else without materially failing to do their duty.

That might be due to the constant “What the fuck!”’s, “I was blahking!”’s, “Did you see that!”’s, “That’s bullshit!”’s, snorts, belches, and that sweet, sweet smell of true and authentic Italian sauce emanating from that particular unit. Also, how long has it been since his parents visited? The grass or weeds or whatever may have overgrown his AC unit again and are primed to burn down the building.

 

[James Smith]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...-between-market-value-a-2013-09-30-story.html

TLDR: property assessment is different than the market value.

Not by that much. 15% is not a massive difference. >100% means either the assessor or the appraiser is very bad at their job (or both).

deepdrive3254 has been suspended on Twitch for some time.

 

[Jotaro]

wow Geography Class in Bully

 

[neger psykolog]

Not by that much. 15% is not a massive difference. >100% means either the assessor or the appraiser is very bad at their job (or both).

deepdrive3254 has been suspended on Twitch for some time.

They've sold for more than the assessed value though, and not just one. I believe the market value also includes bank/real estate agent fees but I'm not 100% sure on that.

(no its not DSP's exact property, but its another property in the same gated community)

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

How autistic are we talking here? Are we talking Rain Man or Chauncey Gardener levels?

The fact that a handful of Phil's elite considered, debated, and then passed the message to King of Culk, Philip" from the mean streets of Connecticut" Burnell, is hilarious. That entire forum is built around the competition of which of his fans can e-stroke Phil the longest.

 

[Clop]

wow Geography Class in Bully

Did he at least finally figure out that the flags only count when they're snapped onto the X's?

The first time he at least occasionally guessed correctly but because he's so inept he couldn't figure out that the flag needed to snap in place, otherwise it'd count as hovering them over nothing. After that he started just spamming them over the most insane choices.

 

[Keystone]

wow Geography Class in Bully

So is he faking it like his "drunk" Fallout 4 videos? I mean I'm sure he's still just as retarded with geography.

Is his chat hand holding him through minigames like this yet?

 

[James Smith]

They've sold for more than the assessed value though, and not just one. I believe the market value also includes bank/real estate agent fees but I'm not 100% sure on that.

(no its not DSP's exact property, but its another property in the same gated community)
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Fair enough, but that's not the increase that was being discussed ($71K instead of $101K is kind of a lot.)

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

Excellent post on a Discord wondering why DSP is happy Kat lives with him now:

For reference here are the meals DSP felt were Instagram-worthy before Kat moved in (as far as I know she didn't help make any of these):
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"I useds to be into weightlifting back in the days." "I used to play football." "I used to take the creatine and protein powder." He eats like a high-calorie athlete...

 

[Waveysauce]

again plz no speculation on sources.

how it it speculation when we are only stating what dsp's own cult said in their own chat?

 

[Shizuka]

wow Geography Class in Bully

Putting Poland on Germany!

 

[Clop]

Putting Poland on Germany!

Fucking hell, just like last time, he at one point figures out that he's supposed to snap the flags in place, but of course he's too egotistic to go "Oh, I messed up, I'm supposed to do it like this, it wasn't the game's fault"

Heavens, whatever gave me that idea


For comparison, this was his first attempt:

 

[Tetra]

When I first saw this I was convinced he was just fucking with the viewers. However he does now have a 10 year legacy so...

But Phil’s pride is getting in the way, because selling his big, adult house means he “lost”. It’s amazing to me that someone with so little dignity could have so much pride.

Yeah he has to much pride to sell his home, however not enough to not cry on stream every month begging for more dollary doos.
I'll never truly grasp the intellectual titan DSP is.

 

[OneDaySon]

It's pretty funny for a guy obsessed with his Italian heritage he doesn't even know the Italian flag. But I thought it was "Home" for you DSP?
Also, Valedictorian.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

I'm watching his stream now, and the reason I can do that is because I like Bully and he is barely talking so it doesn't bother me much. Anyway he just said that daylight savings time made him lose an hour of sleep and now he's tired. The struggle is real.

Edit: Oh god he's playing his garbage remixes now. Fuck this.

 

[Jmboote]

Damn, I've been getting fucking ripped off by the airline companies. Paying loads of money to go to Spain, when it was right next to me, all the time! Assholes!

(I'm actually not sure if he's putting on a show, though. That's what happens when someone gets as desperate as Phil. You start to question if his idiocy is an act to meme people out, or genuine.)

 

[Wurstbrot]

Getting into more minute specifics, "I certainly would never have met my current girlfriend Kat. How would she have heard of me?"

Mmh, actually... maybe. At first glance it seems like she is a fangirl. But it's possible to interpret it much more PHILosophical (Ha! I this wasn't even intended) or maybe just by the fact that streams aren't scripted and so he doesn't talk well thought out about his assistant girlfriend or any other topic. Language is weird.

As you stated he talks about the great IF: What would be if he still had his job and this company was still alright. Then his life would be better, he has more money, would live somewhere else, could have another girlfriend, wouldn't be very active on the internet and a lot more factors that would result in never meeting Kat.

But I also see these tiny little words "have heard of me" which implies that this meeting happened because Phil has a name on the internet. Yeah... he could talk out of his ass because he always acts like he is the centre of the universe and this was just a blooper. I don't want to take Phil by word when it's convenient for me/us. Phil talks garbage until it's proven to be right. Because it's Phil "King of Lies" Burnell.

 

[James Smith]

Anyway he just said that daylight savings time made him lose an hour of sleep and now he's tired. The struggle is real.

How did he lose an hour of sleep? By the time he went to bed the clocks had already changed. He's in the minority of people in the country that didn't lose an hour of sleep.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

How did he lose an hour of sleep? By the time he went to bed the clocks had already changed. He's in the minority of people in the country that didn't lose an hour of sleep.

Exactly. He was bitching about how he's so tired and his coffee wore off. It's Sunday bruh. He can literally stream whenever the hell he wants to. He doesn't have a job so what is stopping him from sleeping na extra hour if he wants?

 

[Clop]

Exactly. He was bitching about how he's so tired and his coffee wore off. It's Sunday bruh. He can literally stream whenever the hell he wants to. He doesn't have a job so what is stopping him from sleeping na extra hour if he wants?

He has to get up early to feed his maid some kibble.