DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

First off:

Just wondering. Does anyone think Kat's upper teeth are fake?

There are these fake teeth that snap on over your regular teeth. It's for people that do not like the look of their teeth and it's a quick fix.

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They just look too artificial.

@neger psykolog it's been far longer than 17 minutes and you haven't doxed her teeth? Do you even care about this job?

Second:

Irresponsible Speculation™

She's a genuinely good person who has been through some bad stuff. Something particularly bad happened a while before she and DSP hit it off. She has no plans to stick around and isn't into DSP at all, seeing him as nothing more than someone who was nice to talk to and is now a temporary place to escape to until she can get a job, build up some savings, and start her life over. She looks uncomfortable because she understands that she's going to hurt him and didn't realize how hard it'd be.

 

[JamFlowMan]

That look in the upper right and bottom left is Kat's equivalent to the look Leanna gave Phil in that vlog where he said they were having money problems. Can't bring myself to even watch this video right now. The stills alone are cringe enough for this evening.

 

[Osaka Boss]

This is legitimately the first time I don't want Snort Burnell to do a video.

I can only feel sad about this woman being sucked into this shitty tornado that is the DSPhere. Really, I can't even put it into words.

I just feel really bad for her... For being trapped with Phil, for being targeted by Haters.... Dude, simply sad.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Irresponsible Speculation™
She looks uncomfortable because she understands that she's going to hurt him and didn't realize how hard it'd be.

That would explain her reluctance to be part of his thing. The less she shows up the less Phil and his fans get attached to her.

I wasn't around in those days but Leanna seemed to have done a lot more "dumb shit" like pussywhipping Phil about banning people as well saying stuff like going to college is dumb.

Panda didn't give a fuck lol.

This is just from one game. She used to ride his ass every once in a while about being bad at games.

 

[Plumbaby]

theres no way he didnt ask her to do that. why would he then upload it afterwards.

if i made that video and watched it i would think i was some kind of monster, i'd erase it from the internet and go live in the fucking mountains

 

[Covfefe]

I really think this video might have broken me as far as DSP is concerned. This was like something I would expect from a Todd Solondz movie. It's fun to laugh at the idea of a clueless, narcissistic, gout-ridden pigroach slowly burning down his own kingdom in a blaze of greed and salt. It's less enjoyable when you think about how basically this poor woman is trapped in a house where most of the hours of the day she gets to listen to the faint sound of Phil ranting about his taxes, occasionally emerging from his semen-soaked office to leer at her and demand another large portion of food so he can throw it on the 'Gram and silence da detractors before wolfing it down and returning to the stream so she can clean up after him in solitude. And he clearly spent the rest of his time hounding her with gin-soaked demands to try and get her to show her face before the animal hordes of the internet until finally today she broke down and did it. I don't know what fucked up shit she moved away from but I hope her next stop is better than the one she's at now. Fucking hell, what an awkward dumpster fire of a vlahg.

 

[Mordecai]

Quick question. Does Kim have a twitch account?

 

[A Witty Name]

Kat looks like she's in a worse position than being in an ISIS video.

At least the people in ISIS videos die.

 

[Sparkletor]

Yeah it was cringy. It was also chock "Philled" with lies.

He's not been sharing his personal life for a year? The machinama drama was almost exactly a year ago. Is he trying to say he has been keeping a private life since then? Machinama, laveria, the proposal, the hospital, the breakup, every problem with Leanna, the struggles of cooking and cleaning, having to eat frozen dinners, the new girlfriend, etc.

Oh yeah, and the money. Phil specifically says he has not been discussing his financial situation.

"A lot of people" meme gets thrown around a few times too. A lot of people want to know what kind of games Kat plays. Everything but sports and racing. A lot of people asking if we're going to play this new co-op game together. Kat doesn't like those kind of games. A lot of people want to know what game is excited to be coming out this year. I find it hard to believe that more than two people ever asked what 2018 release was Kat most excited to play. That is not a normal question to ask about someone no one has met or interacted with.

Another lie, as soon as Kat's pic and name was revealed everyone scoured the internet looking for any trave of Kat. NP found her in like 15 minutes. Says anyone who isn't an idiot would realize she hasn't used her accounts in forever. Look at the supposed timeline. She was using them until right around the time she got involved with DSP. Being off the internet for several months automatically means everything they posted is meaningless? If you were posting in a transvestite tentacle rape diaper fetish forum in 2008 and you get found out it doesn't make it any less meaningful that it was a long time ago.

Lastly, Phil explains how easy it was to get her licence, insurance, etc. Last month he was bitching about how it is impossible to do the exact same thing. Can't keep a story straight.

I've seen a few comments saying that if they were Phil and watched this video and saw Kat's body language and facial expressions they would not put this video up. I'm wondering if Phil didn't realize how uncomfortable and not into him she looks because she acts like that around him everyday and to him it's normal.

 

[PieceofShet]

You guys need to stop saying "im feel sorry for her". She had all the info, clues on the internet and still choose it. She is also okay with all the lies, so why feel sorry? What about her job? What about THAT transfer? Now she is just another person that lives on paypigs donation.

 

[Clop]

For a rude awakening, Kiwis: She's likely more uncomfortable being on the video because she knows there's a lot of mean people constantly calling her a horse-face.

If she has a troubled past, it's completely expected she'd feel pretty uncomfortable in front of that camera, it's not really comparable to a tiny YT-channel she did by herself. She makes plenty of cheerful picks at the fact that she's not believed to exist and that she gets so much attention and speculation.

If she says she has been enjoying her time there and she loves Phil, might as well believe it until she actually says otherwise.

Another thing: She seems to be most uncomfortable after Phil mentions serious harassment he and his family has gotten in the past - you know the feeling when a friend or a family member mentions fucking anything going on in their life and you just space out thinking about your own hardships? Easy. After this moment she talks about playing video games normally, not even a stutter.

I don't think it's worth speculating she's miserable living there, she seems more miserable thinking about some of the scariest shit she goes through just for existing. She even goes in-depth that she is not on social media because she's seriously uncomfortable with the most autistic Phil a-logs.

Body language my ass, people are just desperate to find "telltale signs" of her feeling like shit and taking screencaps of the moments her face fell. It's like taking credence to the fucking moon conspiracy photo where astronauts were looking glum listening to Nixon's speech. The screens of him holding her shoulder and her looking uncomfortable? At that very moment he's literally talking about how people are trying to get to her constantly and she agrees, too, and I have no reason to believe she's a liar, yet.

I hope that whatever the case, she'll work out whatever troubles she's had, Phil or no Phil.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[ANDS!]

Those thumbnails are more than enough for me. . . I can't imagine what the actual video is like.

. . . this reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Millhouse and Bart are goofing around and they find Homer in the treehouse, disheveled and broken: " Sorry, Bart. Your dad kinda killed the fantasy. I only like it when I'm pretend-scared." Phil completely killed the "haha soulmaid" vibe there, and replaced it with oodles of "fuck, this chick really has nowhere to go."

 

[boxybum]

For a rude awakening, Kiwis: She's likely more uncomfortable being on the video because she knows there's a lot of mean people constantly calling her a horse-face.

If she has a troubled past, it's completely expected she'd feel pretty uncomfortable in front of that camera, it's not really comparable to a tiny YT-channel she did by herself. She makes plenty of cheerful picks at the fact that she's not believed to exist and that she gets so much attention and speculation.

If she says she has been enjoying her time there and she loves Phil, might as well believe it until she actually says otherwise.

Another thing: She seems to be most uncomfortable after Phil mentions serious harassment he and his family has gotten in the past - you know the feeling when a friend or a family member mentions fucking anything going on in their life and you just space out thinking about your own hardships? Easy. After this moment she talks about playing video games normally, not even a stutter.

I don't think it's worth speculating she's miserable living there, she seems more miserable thinking about some of the scariest shit she goes through just for existing. She even goes in-depth that she is not on social media because she's seriously uncomfortable with the most autistic Phil a-logs.

Body language my ass, people are just desperate to find "telltale signs" of her feeling like shit and taking screencaps of the moments her face fell. It's like taking credence to the fucking moon conspiracy photo where astronauts were looking glum listening to Nixon's speech. The screens of him holding her shoulder and her looking uncomfortable? At that very moment he's literally talking about how people are trying to get to her constantly and she agrees, too, and I have no reason to believe she's a liar, yet.

I hope that whatever the case, she'll work out whatever troubles she's had, Phil or no Phil.

I don't think you watched the same video as everyone else. They they clearly aren't comfortable enough around each other despite having dated for nearly a year. Phil awkwardly grabbing her shoulder multiple times like you would a friend. Her leaning away from him. No mention of girlfriend, soul mate. They interact like strangers.

 

[Keystone]

@Null this would make a great main page highlight.

Make whatever cracks about her appearance you want, but that's the face of someone who realizes they made a mistake. I feel silly for voting "Maybe" on the current thread poll.

 

[Clop]

I don't think you watched the same video as everyone else. They they clearly aren't comfortable enough around each other despite having dated for nearly a year. Phil awkwardly grabbing her shoulder multiple times like you would a friend. Her leaning away from him. No mention of girlfriend, soul mate. They interact like strangers.

It's confirmation bias to look for the moments she looked more distant. She smiled plenty while talking about stuff herself and she agreed with Phil on his subjects.

Instead of thinking it like they're being distant in the video, why not first assume the possibility that she's not comfortable being affectionate in public?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Okay, this is awkward.

Leanna looked bored as fuck in Phil videos.
But Kat? She looks fucking MISERABLE.

That's not the face of a woman who loves her boyfriend. Even Panda looked more convincing than that.

 

[ANDS!]

You guys need to stop saying "im feel sorry for her". She had all the info, clues on the internet and still choose it. She is also okay with all the lies, so why feel sorry? What about her job? What about THAT transfer? Now she is just another person that lives on paypigs donation.

. . .yea no. Have you ever been desperate before? Assume she did come from a bad place, what choice should she have made? "Let me stay in this worse environment so that I don't seem like a hypocrite to random internet poster."

She very well could have enjoyed Phil and his work and wanted to start over; I doubt she wanted to be trotted out to ego boost a man child. Recall this is a guy who revealed that she "sexted" him while they were apart. This theater is just more of the same, but now the veneer is off.

 

[boxybum]

It's confirmation bias to look for the moments she looked more distant. She smiled plenty while talking about stuff herself and she agreed with Phil on his subjects.

Instead of thinking it like they're being distant in the video, why not first assume the possibility that she's not comfortable being affectionate in public?

Affection or not there isn't any chemistry. She just went along with everything Phil said and her smiling and talking about herself seemed like she was interviewing for a job. Either way the whole thing felt cringy like she didn't want to be there.

 

[Clop]

Affection or not there isn't any chemistry. She just went along with everything Phil said and her smiling and talking about herself seemed like she was interviewing for a job. Either way the whole thing felt cringy.

Switch thinking around:

Instead of her being miserable with Phil -> she's miserable and that's why she is with Phil

If she has anxiety or depression or is otherwise asocial (just like Phil) then body language cues fly out the window. Maybe that's optimism (in a depressing way) from me, but I tend to take people's word for this kind of stuff because I know how much it sucks when people just assume the worst from the way your body reacts to social stimuli without you even noticing.

I could be just wrong and she's currently sobbing in her diary, but that's what I'd rather take away from her own intro.