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I'm starting to think he's peaked on Twitch. I don't think he'll ever hit 500 unless he does some crazy shit. Just like his YT stuck at 180-190k for like 2-3 years.

He's hit a point where he loses subs as fast as he gains them. And the ones he gains tend to be gifted.

I don't see him hitting 500 just because he doesn't do enough to attract return viewers who aren't already in his cult.
 


Unless he was going to the """office""" next door where Kat's computer is I think he was turning down the TV in his own office. I don't see why he'd be going to turn down her computer's speakers, or why he'd have forgotten to turn them down earlier since it doesn't make sense for him to be turning them up or down.
 
how did he ever reach 500 in first place? also yeah his content is getting worse,stale etc i mean it's hard to imagine that is even possible but it is.

edit: yeah dsp has done the speaker thing for awhile. He will often times "turn down the speakers" on the computer. Not sure why he does that.
 
So, I showed my gf the vlog and didnt tell her what it was or anything. I asked her to just watch something and tell me what she thinks.

She said as a woman, she felt like Kat was extremely nervous with the camera and extremely nervous around DSP. She also thought she was very irritated and "about to pop". I wonder what would make Kat nervous of Phil?

Maybe upcoming underwear time?
 
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What where his computer speakers playing then if he plays his games with headphones. Wouldn't it be turning down whatever Kat is doing ?
Game audio comes through his PC somehow, and he streamed there recently so the volume was turned up from that. He doesn't own a pair of headphones just for the PC. Maybe, instead of his current $250 babies, he could have bought one for $120, and a console-only pair for another $120.

But I don't have a business accounting finance degree. So what do I know?
 
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This might be the most uncomfortable/hard-to-watch video Phil has ever put out. Like it's not even just Kat, both of them look uncomfortable. He makes these really awkward facial expressions any time she talks in the video. It's like he doesn't know how to human. He hasn't interacted with any other humans since Leanna left a year ago.
 
but hot damn that was some levels of awkwardness that I haven't seen since middle school talent shows.
the whole scenario was "awkward tween girl waits for daddy to finish talking."

phil's current mindset is probably along the lines of "pandalee was young and naive. then she grew up and knew too much. this bitch is ALREADY grown, it's too late for her. there's no escape now *SNORT*"
 
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I really thought this gif was on a very good infinite loop when I realized where the loop really ended.

He probably tried too hard to be professional in this vlog because his girlfriend was right next to him. Hard to believe someone could be that cold hearted towards his new girlfriend. I'm just an optimist, I guess. I see it this way (these aren't real quotes):

(1) "The negative asshole detractors, dood, it's their fault, not mine, everything is great here, look!".
Pro: Tries to stay in a positive light towards her so she can feel comfortable.
Contra: Mentioning detractors which have nothing to do with introducing Kat doesn't help the situation or her feelings. Also, he always talks about detractors and negative people and always tries to put himself in the best light possible, so it's hard to tell if he just spout out his habit or if he really tried to help.

(2) "I stare into the camera instead of looking at my girlfriend, dood"
Pro: In his videos he rarely looks into the camera for more than 2 seconds. Normally he is a gesticulating and self-swinging ADHD-patient. But when she talks he tries to be professional. They are on camera, this is kinda a show where they interact with the viewers - the camera. He even keeps down his Snorts! He really tries!
Contra: Doesn't realize how creepy his behaviour is. Has no experience in co-op so it's more like a coop.

(3) "I nod until the dawn of time, dood."
Pro: Wants to show that he agrees with her and that he appreciates her opinions. And I don't think he wants to interrupt her with questions, because it's her time to shine now.
Contra: Looks like an asshole, dood. Has no self control over his gesticulation.

We shouldn't forget why they have no chemistry here, probably: They don't do co-op vlogs/-podcasts/-videos regularly, needless to say with each other. So Phil spouts out his usual nonsense because he has no experience in doing it differently and Kat has no idea where to start from. I don't think the situation is as brutal as it seems, just the result is a total missleading mess of incompetence and lacking EXP.

Edit: Basic-Thread and Reveal-Thread really merch right now. I was under the impression this is the Kitty-Kat thread. Huh. Someone might move this post if necessary.
 
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