Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

SofondaSilicone is pretty damn weird. He's a 53 year old man who made himself a sort of busty clown fursuit that he wears in public.

Spoiler

• https://fetlife.com/users/1544338
• http://sofondasilicone.deviantart.com/
• http://www.youtube.com/user/sofondasilicone
• http://bodyinflation.org/node/28088

Maybe we should just have a general thread for the clown community, though. There seems to be a lot of weirdos in there.

 

[MG 620]

That is actually hilarous!

But also creepy because I'm sure he's butt naked and touching himself.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

That is actually hilarous!

But also creepy because I'm sure he's butt naked and touching himself.

He's definitely touching himself. He's a very kinky clown.

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[Chopinpiano]

https://www.facebook.com/daniel24691

This guy is named Daniel Barry Nolan, he has "Aspergers" but he is beyond that kind of autism. He likely has other mental disabilities. He compulsively posts about trying to find a Facebook girl friend. Sometimes people troll and piss him off but if you look, he posts the same photos almost every day. He is on a love quest just like Chris. This man just like Chris, has no sense of reality.

He basically reposts the same status updates everyday. If you say anything about it, he will likely rant about it for attention.

 

[escapegoat]

I wonder if he has a license, or if he just likes to pose in the car because that is what the cool kids do?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's definitely touching himself. He's a very kinky clown.View attachment 402002

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I knind of feel like once OPL runs out of options and realizes he will never pass, this will be his last alternative.
Who needs painful sex changes, surgeries, and hormones when you've got this.

Don't know if he warrants a thread/is even considered a lolcow, but I've been following, Andrew "I'm not gay, I am delivert" Chad Caldwell, these past few months. I won't get into too much detail because I don't want to bore you all to death, but he's hilarious and very, very, very stupid. And definitely believes that G-d healed him of the gay, even though it's very clear he did not.

Andrew is obsessed with appearing as the straightest, most not gay man ever. To the point where he's back to acting like a big, rainbow-colored, faggot in the same video.

Another fun fact about Andrew is that according to an aunt/blood relative, his mother was a schizophrenic crack addict who had dumped at least five pregnancies on her mother/his grandma to raise while she scored more drugs. Naturally, this means that Andrew is a very 'special' man (exceptional). This same relative mentioned that Andrew has an IQ under 90 and has been in special ed classes throughout his K-12 career. He also receives SSI checks + plus fast food checks from his jobs at Chik-Fil-A and McD's that he blows on designer clothes, shoes and other luxuries.

He has the body shape of an orangutan.

His most famous fuck up was harassing ex-footballer, Kordell Stewart, and suggesting that they were once lovers. Even though they've never been in the same state. Ever. After about a year or so of internet and legal back and forth, mostly from Andrew, Kordell has successfully sued our boy for 3mil (Andrew didn't even show up for this court date, which could've saved his ass). Andrew has yet to pay.

He's also an accomplished author! https://www.amazon.com/Love-Cant-Haters-Andrew-Caldwell/dp/1479227145

facebook: https://www.facebook.com/executiveandrew.caldwell

Edit: A pic

Do I think Stewart was or is on the DL.... probably. I also hate men like these too, they're worse than trannies, they're so jealous of a woman's place in society that they seek any opportunity say, "see, I can do it too".
His feet are fucking disgusting.

 

[Chopinpiano]

I wonder if he has a license, or if he just likes to pose in the car because that is what the cool kids do?

Literally all of his photos are the same pose. He has caretakers and cannot drive.

He might be potential lolcow material because he responds to trolls. And has some pretty hilarious autismo post.

Spoiler

His post are the same every single day.

He continously uploads the same photos everyday too.

 

[Mmmmmph]

SofondaSilicone is pretty damn weird. He's a 53 year old man who made himself a sort of busty clown fursuit that he wears in public.
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• https://fetlife.com/users/1544338
• http://sofondasilicone.deviantart.com/
• http://www.youtube.com/user/sofondasilicone
• http://bodyinflation.org/node/28088

Maybe we should just have a general thread for the clown community, though. There seems to be a lot of weirdos in there.

God, I'm shaking. It's like a horrible Deviantart "bimbofied" drawing come to life. That was Hell.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I think the magician community might be a shiny untapped well of autism that we should look into. The book Fooling Houdini by Alex Stone gives a good overview of it. Apparently magicians take their craft VERY seriously. There's magic olympics, secret clubs, magic schools, special funerals for magicians called "wand breaking ceremonies" and if a magician reveals their secrets they're pretty much excommunicated and treated like pariahs.

Here's a passage describing the emotional meltdown magicians had when the show "Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed" debuted on FOX.

Magicians reacted as though it were the end of days. They filed lawsuits, held vigils, penned high-toned remonstrances in newspapers and magazines, quoted Edmond Burke on evil. A coalition formed, frantically urging viewers to tune out, talk to their kids and boycott the show's corporate sponsors. One Magician likened the fight against exposure to the civil rights movement and compared the Society of American Magicians' inaction to Neville Chamberlain's appeasement of Hitler. A member of the board of directors at the Magic Castle in Hollywood drew an analogy between the Masked Magician special and the iceberg that took down the Titanic. "This time, the situation is serious," wrote a respected columnist in Genii magazine, echoing the consensus. "It's like destroying Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny", fumed Jonathan Pendragon of the acclaimed Pendragon duo. "These people are trying to kill us", brayed another. The Masked Magician, whose real name is Val Valentino, received death threats and was blackballed from the magic community. Demands for his scalp reverberated throughout the blogosphere. He was eternally banned from the Magic Castle by diktat of the board of trustees. And in September 2010, Criss Angel-- who, incidentally, has exposed a few tricks on his own prime-time special-- booted Valentino from a premiere party at the Luxor in Las Vegas for the sixth season of Angel's show, Mindfreak. Quoth Angel: "Get that piece of shit out of here."

Apparently they also flip their shit if information that is publicly available on magician forums or in magic magazines is shared with normies.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Found this today by typing random words into the YouTube search bar. Here's Ronka Tonka:

There's a few of them, but not much.

Videos are about nine months old now... hope that cat is okay.

 

[XYZpdq]

I think the magician community might be a shiny untapped well of autism that we should look into. The book Fooling Houdini by Alex Stone gives a good overview of it. Apparently magicians take their craft VERY seriously. There's magic olympics, secret clubs, magic schools, special funerals for magicians called "wand breaking ceremonies" and if a magician reveals their secrets they're pretty much excommunicated and treated like pariahs.

Here's a passage describing the emotional meltdown magicians had when the show "Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed" debuted on FOX.


Apparently they also flip their shit if information that is publicly available on magician forums or in magic magazines is shared with normies.

A tangent that might be relevant to that-

On the telethon for season 11 of MST3k there was a guest who was an old stage magic guy. He learned his slight of hand from a gambler who cheated with his skill, and the old guy mentioned that in this era if they caught you cheating at cards they killed you.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

A tangent that might be relevant to that-

On the telethon for season 11 of MST3k there was a guest who was an old stage magic guy. He learned his slight of hand from a gambler who cheated with his skill, and the old guy mentioned that in this era if they caught you cheating at cards they killed you.

The book Fooling Houdini goes into that. Card magic and gambling often intersect because the card skills required are the same. There's a blind magician called Richard Turner who was so skilled with cards that various dangerous people were desperate to hire him to cheat on their behalf. It would make a good movie, actually!

By the early eighties, Turner had gained enough notoriety as a card handler to attract the attention of the world's top crime syndicates. First to come calling was R.D., a New York mafia kingpin who offered Turner $2000 a day to cheat for him on the LA circuit. "We played cards, and he was a good second dealer and a good mucker", Turner recalls. Then I started showing him what I could do, and he said, "You can do by yourself what it takes four of my card mechanics to do together". R.D. followed Turner around for 6 years. Then one day, Turner heard R.D.'s name on the nightly news. The FBI had raided a mob operation in San Diego, and R.D. was being carried off to jail. After that came the Saudis, with million dollar offers to play for oil money. But Turner knew better. "A situation like that and you're a hundred percent used," he said. Translation: they kill you when they're done with you. Scarier still was a diamond merchant from South Africa who wanted Turner to brace games outside Sun City. More than a quarter of a century later you can still hear the faint echo of fear in Turner's voice as he recalls a cross-country flight on which he found Mr.Diamond, as he calls him, sitting across the aisle. "Hello, Richard." he said. "I wanted to talk to you about doing a little business together". "This guy knew about me in ways he shouldn't have, Turner remembers. I'd be on the road performing here and there, or doing shows, and he would know where I was. He would call me up in my hotel room, "Richard, I'm downstairs. Let me buy you dinner." Mr.Diamond offered Turner hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, a five-carat diamond pinky ring worth $70,000 -- "If I took it, I knew he'd have me"-- and a spot on the Tonight Show. After Turner refused, Mr.Diamond made one last bid. "If you ever want to have your wife or anyone else killed," he said, "I can arrange that for you. It'll be an accident. An explosion. No one would know." Fearing for his family's safety, Turner handed Mr. Diamond's business card over to the captain of the San Diego SWAT team, a man named Charles Curtis, who one year earlier had helped track down Texas serial killer Henry Lee Lucas. Curtis armed Turner with a Walther PPK (James Bond's gun) and taught him how to handle it in tight situations.

 

[XYZpdq]

The book Fooling Houdini goes into that. Card magic and gambling often intersect because the card skills required are the same. There's a blind magician called Richard Turner who was so skilled with cards that various dangerous people were desperate to hire him to cheat on their behalf. It would make a good movie, actually!

Yeah as much as some Vegas hack seems like a drama queen over it, I think I can understand why some people have a very active respect for some stage magic to take it to such extremes and why that might bleed out into less important bits of illusions.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Yeah as much as some Vegas hack seems like a drama queen over it, I think I can understand why some people have a very active respect for some stage magic to take it to such extremes and why that might bleed out into less important bits of illusions.

The secrecy is dumb, though. Something that's publicly available shouldn't be considered a secret and the vast majority of people don't care if a magic trick can be explained. Some magicians were even REEEEEEE'd at because they explained tricks they themselves had invented, lol.

 

[sideofthematress]

Okay so I got a obscure lolcow here she goes by the name Dahlshita Mieshigota or D Mathis or just plan Dahlshita.

Ow the edge

She is a run of the mill edgelord goth chick who loves stuffing, scat and a assortment of gross ass fetishes. She is quite the lolcow for this reason cause not only she is a sick fetishist but she is also a racist nazi sympathizer who think black and white should not mix as seen here

[Her Deviantart]

and here

All from her paheal account

And she also hates the muzzies

But what really makes her a lolcow is her love for feces and stuffing and vomit.

She is weirdly obsessed with shit
It's even in her twitter bio

[her twitter]

She also has two youtube account with her original content and where she goes to jack it to her fetishes

Fetish YT account and her original content YT account
Her art even appears in a cringe compilation here

She used to have a video of herself eating food and stuffing her face but it doesn't seem to be up anymore.

Anyway as you can see she strives to be as edgey as possible but fails terribly and ends up being a cringey piece of literal shit.

Here are more highlights of her fawning over her cats shit

Spoiler: warning cat shit ahead

She literally has tons of these.
Here is her Facebook
Her on a weird french news site or something
Her tumblr that got bawleeted (though you can still see it in the wayback machine)

Plus she has so called fans of hers that like her and ask art from her. She is a real piece of work/shit and is someone to look into.

I mean she is silent online now but she was quite something in her hey day

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

The bullyhunters might have potential for lulz. They're apparently a group of feminists that you can call if you're getting cyberbullied in a game.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIcFgZ4gddIeshB2UiRMkA

https://bullyhunters.org/

 

[Dr. Kaufman]

I've made a couple of posts here talking about him, but allow me to formally introduce you to MrGSTAR321.

GSTAR is a 30+ year old Australian sperg who rages profusely at video games on his Youtube channel, which currently has about 80,000 subscribers. He primarily uploads playthrough videos of horror and fighting games on his channel, and a good portion of his subscribers have come from his Mortal Kombat videos, in which he plays either official licensed games or MUGEN fan-made games.

His playthroughs are eerily reminiscent of DSP's, but with slightly more competence which is traded off for far more rage whenever he makes a slight mistake in his videos. He also has a noticeable habit of ending almost every sentence with some variation of "Okay?" or "Alright?", and complaining about how the A.I in a game is fucked and/or glitches.

But perhaps his most defining feature is his A-Logging over a certain Mortal Kombat character, Bo' Rai Cho.

In terms of other recommended viewing, I strongly recommend his Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero playthrough, particularly Level 4 and 7, as both have some hilarious rage. A certain portion of his Shinobi 3 playthrough is perhaps the angriest he's ever gotten playing through a game, although elements of his Castlevania: Dracula X and his Evil Within playthrough definitely rival it. There are also some good rage montages of his work out there too. All of those are linked in the spoiler below:

Spoiler: GSTAR's finest moments

(ignore the cringe inducing annotations here)

I stuck him on Obscure Laughingstocks rather than making a thread for him, because he's always treated his fans well, and never gotten involved in drama, or even really responded to negative feedback, just questions and positive fan feedback, so I don't think he's at all a bad guy. But I hope his sperg-outs can bring you some joy as they have for me.

His Steam Profile can be found here: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057588108

 

[LN 910]

Dredd Foxx. The voice of Parappa the Rapper.

 

[captn_kettle]

I feel like not enough people talk about Ricky Berwick:https://m.youtube.com/rickyberwick

I know its a blast from the past, but Ricky really needs his own thread.

 

[awoo]

I don't know if this guy fits here, but I think he's of enough historical internet interest that I would create a thread.

(This is him from http://independent.academia.edu/ColinJamesIII).
Official site: https://cec-services.com/
Whitepages: He lives in Colorado and is in his 60s https://www.whitepages.com/name/Colin-J-James-III/Colorado-Springs-CO/q0kxqcb

His greatest achievement is being awarded 1996 Kook of the Month USENET award (alt.cyberspace archive). Past kooks: http://www.ding.net/kotm/ Alt.usenet.kooks archive https://web.archive.org/web/20010722190807/http://plonk.com:80/

Here is the text reproduced:

Spoiler: USENET FAQ

From: an57...@anon.penet.fi (USENET HUMOR ADMINISTRATION)
Subject: COLIN JAMES III FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (AND ANSWERS)
Date: 1996/05/05
Message-ID: <123304Z05051996@anon.penet.fi>
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COLIN JAMES III FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (AND ANSWERS)

This FAQ will be reposted monthly to relevant USENET groups.


Q1: Who is Colin James III?

A1: KotM Winner January 1996 - Colin James III (cja...@cec-services.com)

(from http://www.wetware.com/mlegare/kotm/winnersk96.html)

Colin James III, anti-stukach, creator of BSAM, one-man harrasment
squad... What can you say about him, this anti-stukach (stukach
being Russian for "informer") claimed that he had created the BSAM
sort alogorithm, got challenged on it, demonstrated a tenuous (at
best) grasp of the basic concepts and perfromance of BSAM, then
launched into a vigourous campaign to impign all of his "enemies"
(which, to the best of my knowledge meant anyone who mentions his
name) by emailing, faxing, calling and otherwise alerting his
"enemies" employers, ISPs, and (in the case of government employees)
the Inspector General of the United States of America to naughty
behavior (reading rec.nude, corssposting to more than three
newsgroups) in the apparent hopes of costing someone his or her job,
account, or SOMETHING... I really have no idea what.

Colin has (as of last report) set up an autoresponder to tell anyone
who sends him email that "Colin is no longer accepting email to this
account". However, he/his sysadmin/SOMEONE keeps quoting the
so-called "ignored" email messages to the senders' sysadmin, boss,
the IG etc.

Colin won with an AMAZING number of votes (182!), making him the
Most-Voted-For KotM nominee in the history of the award (at least
under my term of office - Jan 1995 - Jan 1996).

Q2: What this Kook business is about?

A2: Every month since April 1994 (with a short haitus in Nov-Dec
1994), the readers of alt.usenet.kooks have nominated and voted for a
Kook of the Month. This award is intended to recognize great
achievements in the field of kookery, although (disclaimer) no
psychological diagnosis is intended or implied by the award; the fact
that a group of net.posters think that someone's ideas are bizarre
does not imply that that person is mentally disturbed in a clinical
sense.

Look at this excellent Web page: http://www.wetware.com/mlegare/kotm/KotM.html


Q3: Why is this FAQ posted here?

A2: Because Colin James had fun in your group lying about BSAM (see
below) and harassing innocent posters.


Q4: HELP!!! Colin James sent 150 nasty faxes to my boss and human
resources department because of my USENET posts!!! He demands that
I be fired. Will I be fired?

A4: Most probably no. He has complained to employers of at least 90
people in the last six or seven months, and no one (to our best
knowledge) of his victims has been fired. If you know that Colin goes
after you, talk to your boss immediately. Show him/her this FAQ and
print out relevant materials from the Kook Page, and you should be OK.


Q5: HELP!!! I am a big boss, and never read USENET. Today some freak
called me, said me that my employee abuses my corporate resources,
libels some very important company called CEC Services, and said that
if I do not fire this employee immediately, CEC Services will initiate
a legal action against us. What to do?

A5: Stay calm. The caller is most likely to be Colin James III, or,
as he calls himself, The Right Reverend Colin James III, Principal
Scientist. He is a known nut with a hobby to harass his opponents.
USENET users elected him Kook of the Month in January'96 for his
bizarre habit of harassing anyone who mentions his name.

Colin James is LYING. He will not sue your company. This is his trick
for getting people in trouble. In fact, in March he promised several
lawsuits to be filed "next week", however none of them has ever been
really filed. CEC Services is a one man shop operating from Colin
James' residence, so Colin James is a Principal Scientist and principal
everything in his tiny operation.

Stop any contacts with him immediately. If he finds that you are not
listening, he will shut up.


Q6: HELP!!! I am an Internet user and today in the morning I got
a phone call asking that I cease and desist posting to USENET. What
to do?

A6: This is Colin James. Immediately hang up. Lift the receiver again
and press *57 (it initiates call trace). Call the police and report a
harassing phone call likely from Colin James. Fill them with details.
Make sure that they stay on the case.


Q7: Colin James promises to sue me. What's going to happen?

A7: Nothing. COLIN JAMES IS LYING AS USUAL. He promised to sue several
people "within a week or so", and no one heard about these lawsuits
thereafter.

The reason why he does not sue his "enemies" is that his claims are
frivolous (have no legal substance) and are likely to result in a
summary judgment not in his favor. He is obviously not rich enough
to afford paying an attorney on a non-contingency basis.

#Date: Sun, 03 Mar 1996 06:58:54 GMT
# ^^^^^^^^
#Subject: Re: Has anyone actually received any legal papers from CJ3?
#Path: ...!lll-winken.llnl.gov!news.larc.nasa.gov!news.msfc.nasa.gov
#!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!swrinde!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu
#!newsfeed.internetmci.com!dimensional.com!news
#From: cja...@melchizedek.cec-services.com (The Right Reverend Colin James III)
#Newsgroups: comp.lang.ada
#
#
#| Or are his rantings without any legal substance?
#| dave
#
#Don't worry Dave, you're not left out. You're on the list too. We
#plan to be in court next week.

#Date: Mon, 04 Mar 1996 05:10:29 GMT
# ^^^^^^^^
#Newsgroups: comp.lang.ada
#Subject: Has anyone actually received any legal papers from CJ3?
#Path: ...!newsjunkie.ans.net!newsfeeds.ans.net!howland.reston.ans.net
#!newsfeed.internetmci.com!mr.net!winternet.com!dimensional.com!news
#
#Ronald Cole (ron...@ridgecrest.ca.us, zi...@ecst.csuchico.edu (The
#Pinhead)) wrote:
#
#"How about posting the Court and case number? I want to file an
#amicus curiae brief that contains harassing posts like this one of
#yours."
#
#Ronald, while I don't know you, fortunately, I can tell you it is US
#Federal District Court for a hearing, and I am hoping for a lady judge
#there who went to Harvard Law School and who particularly disdains
#pinheads and software architects, both of which you claim to be.
#Maybe you can get your swell pal and buddy Gary McKee, 111 W Freemont
#Ave, Littleton, CO 80120-4290, to call the clerks and show up in^H^H
#with your briefs.

Needless to say, his threats never materialized.


Q8: What is BSAM that Colin James claims to have invented?

A8: Allegedly, it is a fast method of indexing data. Nobody knows for
sure. TRRCJ3 refuses to give out any information about workings of BSAM.
On some occasions he was giving self-contradicting or outright stupid
information about BSAM and its performance.

From his post four months ago:

Subject: Re: [++] [$$] Re: Desperately seeking BSAM

>. Comparisons Moves
>. Sta- ===================== =========================
>
>Component ble Min Avg Max Min Avg Max
>========== ==- ======- ======- ======- ======- ======- ======-
>heap_sort No n log n n log n n log n n log n n log n n log n
>quick_sort No n log n n log n n^2 n log n n log n n^2
>radix_sort No n log n n log n n^2 n log n n log n n^2
>BSAM No n+ n^0.5
^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^
================================================================
Any computer science student knows that complexity
(n + n^0.5) makes no sense.

Sometimes he claims that BSAM is 10 times faster than B-trees, sometimes
that it is only four times faster.

The only thing that you can be sure about BSAM is, if you criticize it,
Colin James will demand your employer that you be fired (See Q4-Q6)
and will threaten to sue you. He is lying and will not sue you.


Q9: Why he calls himself The Right Reverend (and on some occasions bishop)?

A9: Nobody knows why, just as nobody knows what BSAM really is.
What everybody _does_ know, however, is that he has no church and no
followers. But if it is more pleasant for him to call himself Reverend,
why not? We all have freedom of speech and religion after all.


Q10: I sent an email to Colin, but it bounced back saying that Colin
James does not read mail. Isn't it weird?

A10: Colin James is lying again. He does read email that is sent to him.
Be more or less sure that he will repost your mail or complain to your
sysadmin about "criminal harassment" of his precious person. It has been
proven on numerous occasions, in comp.lang.ada and comp.lang.eiffel
for example.


Q11: So, what should we all do?

A11: Nothing. Just laugh at him.
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I came across this man's insane ramblings while browsing Vixra for nonsense. To this day he is still actively posting his nonsensical mathematical claims http://vixra.org/author/colin_james_iii

Apparently he was controversial enough to have this pretty scathing "exposé" blogpost written about him: http://allaboutthebigissue.blogspot.com/2010/11/stole-xmas-by-uncle-monty.html Unfortunately some of the links are dead.

This is a discussion on
more on Colin James III within the Eiffel forums in
Programming Languages category; It has been reported
that Colin James III, who accused prominent members
of OO community of being "fake scientists" several years
ago, has become a complete failure in life, an alcoholic
drunkard, he lost several frivolous lawsuits, and his BSAM
pseudo-invention has been firmly rejected by the business
community. He is now accusing of raping a boy in a troubled
youth center, which would not be surprising given his un-
healthy interest in homosexuality and paedophilia. Thank-
fully, the Eiffel community has rejected Colin James III.
This article intends to inform other newsgroups about
the true nature of this creep.

Biography by "Father Monty" (related?) https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/co.general/5BsLOPppA48

Non-dead email chain from the blogpost: http://imperium.lenin.ru/~verbit/scs/cranks/cjIII.scs

More I found from google:
Participated in some Colorado chess tournaments in 2004: https://chess-db.com/public/pinfo.jsp?id=3012925107
Wrote sonnets?? http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/eppp-archive/100/202/300/inditer/2001/04-23/poems/colin.htm According to the brief bio, he was 49 at about 2000 when the sonnets were posted, making him about 67 now.

More complaints about him on Eiffel USENET: http://computer-programming-forum.com/21-eiffel/290ad42f9414d504.htm