Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[CC 855]

Naturally being used synonymously with originally. For example, "My Rebecca Minkoff bag was naturally $299.99. "

 

[Starve Hamber]

"Like the speed of Frickin Lightening"
She used this jem while explaining how Destiny's cat ran away.

 

[DuckSucker]

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Not an Amberism but holy shit this is bad

I wonder if she knows what a homophone is.

Who am I kidding, she would probably respond with something like, "Guise I'm not a homophobe (get it right, shitlords, lol); I'm totes fucking gay and hate dick! You cant just go around appropriating gay culture and using our words, okay, it's complete bullshit!"

"Hear I am sittin' [sic], broken hearted...." you know the rest. I can't really think of anything other than that stupid limerick, especially since her own stupid fucking poem begins the same way.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"Kasey was very, sexually strived, is that even a thing?"

 

[EH 110]

For me, it will never get better than, "I'm the Queen of, like, Moderation." She's completely serious, as she sits there swallowing large slices of pizza after admitting she wasn't even hungry. Eating in moderation got her to 500 pounds, so that proves it's just another word she doesn't understand.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I always liked "dicing my purely white fangs"

 

[GORL]

Not sure if these are Amber-isms... But these stuck out to me.

"I'm numb because of my depression, but my anxiety makes me feel everything. It's a mixture of BOLTH."

"My knees buckle, my insides melt, a romantic pile of longing caresses the inside of my chest and runs itself down my nude back, infinity more than less." (from her Erotic Symphony poem.)

"I have like a more calming." (talking about her depression medication)

"Pussy makes me wet. Penis makes me dry." (I think this is from a younow from last year.)

"Biggest misconception about morbidly obese people: that we love food and that's the very reason we are this way. Nope, it's not that easy. I only wish it was."

 

[Henessey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJInRjDtU48
Yaaaaas

Sorry if this video has been posted before.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Fat.

 

[melissarendato]

Bwahahaha...."HellooDarling" is chock full of Hamberlynn gems!

"A total blond bombshell walking 5'11 on petite feet".....WTF?

petite feet
feminine step
sounds just like a lady when he walks into the room

 

[angelicbitch]

"If you eat faster, you get, like, more."

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

"If you eat faster, you get, like, more."

Our gorl's mantra

 

[strawberryjam]

"...if you guys have been following my videos, like, verbatim...."

"I am having um.. what's the word? Paradox? Paradox symptoms."

"A lot of people think me making mukbangs is degrading to me as a person. I mean, it would be if I was over here eating seven pizzas."

 

[Mitch Conner]

"People call me a walking calculator"

 

[Tear People Up]

“Instead of tearing people down we should tear people up.”

 

[Long time lurker]

-Haters have made Amber tougher and like, thicker (28:30).

 

[SpokesBottom]

If you eat faster, you get, like, more

I think this is her way of badly explaining that people who eat slower get fuller faster? Because your brain doesn’t immediately register the energy your putting into it until 10 or 15 minutes after

 

[angelicbitch]

I think this is her way of badly explaining that people who eat slower get fuller faster? Because your brain doesn’t immediately register the energy your putting into it until 10 or 15 minutes after

Context: This was during her and Becky's Taco Bell mukbang. Amber says that Becky never eats slow so she's curious as to why Becky's eating slow now. Becky says that she's eating slowly because she wants to savor it. Then Amber responds with that amberism to justify her scarfing down the tacos.

 

[theriddler3]

Naturally being used synonymously with originally. For example, "My Rebecca Minkoff bag was naturally $299.99. "

This is off topic, but who would pay $300 for that shitty looking bag? Hell, AL paid $80!

Do amberisms have to be spoken or written word? If not, my favorite amberism is when she waddles across the house, but speeds up the frame rate so it looks like she's a comedic relief cartoon character.

 

[Brod Panis]

This is off topic, but who would pay $300 for that shitty looking bag? Hell, AL paid $80!

Do amberisms have to be spoken or written word? If not, my favorite amberism is when she waddles across the house, but speeds up the frame rate so it looks like she's a comedic relief cartoon character.

Pls post this video because I have never noticed that and could use a good laugh.

Also,

“Wanting to be free from such an addiction to me
Free like a bird, maybe a pigeon” - addiction from her naked series