Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Five Star Man]

Does anyone know if Maddox is paying for this out of his own pocket of if it's just a desperate lawyer willing to work on a contingency basis?

If the lawyer were smart I'd say he was bleeding Maddox dry, especially considering the frivolous nature of the case and that he's suing fucking everybody. Imagine all the legal fees.

Then again, maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he is working on contingency and really expects to make millions off this shit show. Doubtful.

 

[AnOminous]

Then again, maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he is working on contingency and really expects to make millions off this shit show. Doubtful.

I actually think that's the case, though. There is no way this case looks good to anyone. If this dipshit is actually doing this on contingency, he is literally retarded. And then you look at the utter garbage this moron has filed. Its incompetence is beyond belief.

I am actually near at a loss as to how to interpret what is going on. No matter what is going on, it is bizarre and incomprehensible. Nothing about this behavior makes sense.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Who was it who invoked It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

This whole lawsuit is like someone trying to pull a hare-brained "so crazy it just might work" sitcom scheme, only to get confronted with unscripted real life.

 

[Monster of the week]

I actually think that's the case, though. There is no way this case looks good to anyone. If this dipshit is actually doing this on contingency, he is literally exceptional. And then you look at the utter garbage this moron has filed. Its incompetence is beyond belief.

I am actually near at a loss as to how to interpret what is going on. No matter what is going on, it is bizarre and incomprehensible. Nothing about this behavior makes sense.

He fills a motion for sanctions against two lawyers (that is, people who know how to defend themselves) and presents as evidence e-mails that further dig his grave. He is, by all means and definitions, exceptional.

 

[Richard Stabone]

I just don't think Maddox has the money to pay to do this. Even at a paltry $100/hour, he's had to have racked up 5 figures in attorney fees already and we haven't even really gotten to the expensive stuff.

His book bombed and from what I see his podcast has no sponsors. Without Rucka he'll probably lose a big chunk of his existing audience. I don't see how he's even affording rent let alone a lawsuit against some pretty big fish.

I'm starting to lean toward this guy just being a superfan who took it on a contingency basis. His letter to the other attorneys read more like an angry fanboy than a professional lawyer.

 

[jewelry investor]

The songs that are being produced by this lolsuit are fricking hilarious. Dick Masterston plays them on his podcast

“Nobody knew I was Heather”
https://soundcloud.com/dick-show

 

[CWC Tok]

The lawyer legit deserves his own lolcow thread.

After he let his client admit to impersonating a Condé Nast employee to try and get Asterios fired, he is now FILING A MOTION FOR SANCTIONS against the attorneys for Asterios and his employer because they let him know that Maddox, by Landau's hand, had just admitted under oath to perjury and criminal impersonation.

lolsuit.com

The document you want is #111, FYI.

And it's absolutely hilarious. This lawyer is a complete incompetent boob.

Copy/pasting the misspelled word "frivilous" the section headings.

Continually referring to himself in the third person as "Mr. Landau."

Concluding with "Plaintiffs respectfully requests."

the hits

just

keep

coming

 

[Null]

New His writing has become so sloppy and poorly thought out:

What's annoying about phrases like "adulting" isn't the juxtaposition of the gerund "ing" with the noun "adult," which is meant to be ironic because it's implied that an adult would know how gerunds work—it's that the person who says it thinks they're being clever. You're not.

Immediately reminded me of this.

In particular: "The worst of this sorry bunch of semi-educated losers are those who seem to glory in being irritated by nouns becoming verbs. How dense and deaf to language development do you have to be? If you don’t like nouns becoming verbs, then for heaven’s sake avoid Shakespeare who made a doing-word out of a thing-word every chance he got. He TABLED the motion and CHAIRED the meeting in which nouns were made verbs. New examples from our time might take some getting used to: ‘He actioned it that day’ for instance might strike some as a verbing too far, but we have been sanctioning, envisioning, propositioning and stationing for a long time, so why not ‘action’? ‘Because it’s ugly,’ whinge the pedants. It’s only ugly because it’s new and you don’t like it."

 

[Done]

I actually think that's the case, though. There is no way this case looks good to anyone. If this dipshit is actually doing this on contingency, he is literally exceptional. And then you look at the utter garbage this moron has filed. Its incompetence is beyond belief.

I am actually near at a loss as to how to interpret what is going on. No matter what is going on, it is bizarre and incomprehensible. Nothing about this behavior makes sense.

But if he is taking money from Maddox while filling shit like this, wouldn't that open him up to malpractice charges?

 

[neurotypicon]

But if he is taking money from Maddox while filling shit like this, wouldn't that open him up to malpractice charges?

Yes

 

[AnOminous]

Continually referring to himself in the third person as "Mr. Landau."

The only person I've seen consistently do this is Leonard Shaner, who is literally a diaper-shitting mongoloid.

But if he is taking money from Maddox while filling shit like this, wouldn't that open him up to malpractice charges?

Even if he's doing it for free, he can be charged with malpractice.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

I'm not sure if we will ever see the word "cuck" used in legal documents like this again. The amount of it's use and the way it's professionally phrased in the documents is out of control. Everything about this is a gem that must cherished. Never foresaw myself drinking coffee in the early morning going over state filed legal documents doing an ctrl+f for the word cuck.

In a weird way, Maddox is a better comedian then ever, just he has made himself his own punch line...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's still utterly ridiculous that the lawyer who actually filed an affidavit where a guy swore under penalty of perjury that he broke a bunch of laws to harass people he doesn't like is actually demanding sanctions against the people who pointed out, hey, look, here, this is what you filed in your own case.

It seems very similar to a cow like Russell Greer threatening a lawsuit against Null for slander and defamation when all the kiwi farms does is mirror posts Russ himself made.

Both claim to have legal backgrounds too. Both are banned from big institutions (Russ from legal brothels, Landui from driving). There's a lot of mounting evidence that Landui could use a thread.

 

[Goofy Logic]

"My lawsuit is serious business! Stop laughing!"

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Stephen Fry has a lot of damn gall calling out other people as 'semi-educated losers'.

 

[Monster of the week]

Speaking of Landau, today the judge accepted the withdrawal of his stupid motion to retaliate against the Internet, see Document #112 at lolsuit.com. Curious, being that just yesterday Landau filled another stupid motion to retaliate against the lawyers of Kokkinos and Shandwick.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Who was it who invoked It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

This whole lawsuit is like someone trying to pull a hare-brained "so crazy it just might work" sitcom scheme, only to get confronted with unscripted real life.

You guys all think Landau is screwed, but just wait until his experience with Bird Law comes into play.

 

[:thinking:]

You guys all think Landau is screwed, but just wait until his experience with Bird Law comes into play.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You guys all think Landau is screwed, but just wait until his experience with Bird Law comes into play.

Unless that means he can fly away when the judge orders the bailiff to hold him down and make him pay sanctions, I don't see it helping him much.

 

[Russtard]

Just throwing this out there, as soon as the date and time of the first motion is revealed, I will be there in court to report in on the hearing. Has Dick revealed the date/location yet?