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Freshtodeath said:
It's like minecraft all over again. Everyone is into fortnite right now so dsp has to be contrarian and dislike it. He was doing all these tweets at like 430am btw lol.
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Phil has this mentality where he always has to be going against the grain because it makes him feel different. "I am not as popular as I once was but I don't want to be becuz I am not a sellout like everyone else ack ack ack" its the only thing keeping him going.

This is why he shit on Minecraft in the first place. Anything game he doesn't really "understand" (is terrible at) and garnishes a lot of hype he just writes it off as garbage being consumed by the mindless masses of children (who were his old fans? IDK that logic).

He always compares Fortnite to Minecraft, and he claims this is because of the building aspect. Anyone who knows anything about either game understands they are completely different genres. Applying that same Phil logic, Borderlands & Fornite are the same game because when you open chests: grey, green, blue, purple, and orange colored weapons come out.

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The real reason I think he compares the two games, is because he simply dislikes them, and they both happen to be massively popular. He cannot just let people like what they want to like, he has to shit on it every chance he gets because HE doesn't enjoy it. That is Phil, his ego is constantly berated by unknown masses of gamers who just like a game and somehow he manages to get bothered by it. I hope Fortnite is around for a while and I get to watch Phil try and play it again and inevitably fail; Watching him drive around with 10 players left in PUBG is getting boring.
 
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Phil is pretty much like a hipster but utterly retarded. I have an autistic friend like it who will hate something popular like Overwatch or League of Legends merely because it is cool and hip. What Phail does not realise if he wants to make subs play those games and get subs but he is legit shit tier at them so he will never garner anything from it except heightened viewership.

Its like through the gigaload of autism Phil clearly is afflicted with he does not realise Twitch fame is built on personality and charisma not amplitudes of skill because frankly watching Seagull (a world top overwatch player) is fucking dull because he is a mothers basement type with no social skills however Doctor Disrespect is legit funny and makes everyone of his viewers feel included and not behind a "paywall of pahsivity"

Phil if you or Soulmaid aka Horse-face are reading which you do because the horseface name started on kiwi. You have no talent or charisma or personality and you rode coatails of a select few who funded you. The game changed and you did not change with it. As for Soulmaid - you got honeydicked so effing hard, and not are trapped in Renton which is actually a shit area.
 
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PresidiumFish said:
Wait, so people who are more skilled at what they do don't deserve more attention and fans? The fuck?
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Sure! Because he is unwilling or unable to improve he needs to diminish other people to equal the bar, even when his statement makes no logical sense. But it sounds smart if you don't think about it and speaks to emotions. Nobody wants to like something that is overrated, right? It's just like when he says: "You are stupid if you think X". Nobody wants to be stupid. He tries to manipulate his as much audiences as he can to let them believe that his shiat is the only real khantent and every other streamer does "the business" wrong. His ways are always right! Pointing a camera at the TV is the only real way to record a videogame; meanwhile everybody else uses a capture card.

I dunno who made a comparison between him and Coca Cola a while ago, maybe Tevin, maybe Theo. And maybe it wasn't about Cola but "Random Drink X". But it goes something like that:
Imagine Random Drink X was a popular drink ten years ago. It was so popular that other companies tried to copy it, and not only succeed but made it better. So what would the creators of Random Drink X do? They improve their own product so it survives the competition. Change ingedients, change the logo and design, make some positive promotion. And now imagine Phil was the creator of Random Drink X. He wouldn't change his product. He would go on a rant how these other companies dare to copy his drink, they taste like garbage and look bad. Then he would make a promotion that says: "Everybody who buys Competitor Drink Y is an utter idiot who should visit a doctor" and then demands "Open your wallet and buy our positive drink". Does he think this company would exist today?
Business degree! Where?

(the difference is of course that Phil doesn't actually sell anything. It's all free but you still should pay)
 
Moritsune said:
Obviously, just like Uwe Boll, Phil Burnell is the only genius in this whole fucking business. Can't be more talented than him or you'll be fake.
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It's not a business, it's a business only when snortsidephil wants it to be a business( and that's during his daily prestream ebegging when he pulls the drama tax attorney card) otherwise it's just a hobby that he is doing for the fans not for views ( VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS I DONT WANT TO BE MR VIEWS ) or even money, just for positivity and some fun dood, BEEEEELCH, scuze me, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap, omg
 
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Ptolemy said:
Phil has this mentality where he always has to be going against the grain because it makes him feel different. "I am not as popular as I once was but I don't want to be becuz I am not a sellout like everyone else ack ack ack" its the only thing keeping him going.
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Well we all know how that ended. $1250 is the price of Phil Burnells dignity. What are the bets that in 6 months-ish he'll have some stupid goal to play Fortnite when pretty much all the hype is gone.

I wonder what his dignity is worth now? I think it's cheaper than it was.
 
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PresidiumFish said:
Wait, so people who are more skilled at what they do don't deserve more attention and fans? The fuck?
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No, he's trying to say if you're of skill level X, you should have 500 viewers. If you're still level X+1, you should have 600 viewers, etc. So if you have skill level X, and you have 600 viewers, you're overrated.
It's really weird DSP logic. As if there's a set number of viewers you deserve to have.
 
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Sparkletor said:
I grew up in the 90's when rap originated so by default I know more about rap than you ever will even though I don't listen to it.
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I'm sure it's understood Hip Hop originated in the late 70's. If this had been a troll comment meant to trigger people it would actually have been funny.

Phalanx said:
Phil is pretty much like a hipster but utterly exceptional. I have an autistic friend like it who will hate something popular like Overwatch or League of Legends merely because it is cool and hip. What Phail does not realise if he wants to make subs play those games and get subs but he is legit shit tier at them so he will never garner anything from it except heightened viewership.
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He likes Call of Duty. He got into Hearthstone at one point. Loves watch'n wrassl'n. It's not outright contrarian dismissal. There's a metric for determining what deserves dismissal based on how difficult it is for Phil to understand.
 
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If you watched Phil's GTA:SA playthrough you would see that Phil did much better this time. And COD also. He's mvp in almost every match. Phil's skill at video games is almost godlike. There isn't a game is his not good at. He should have millions of viewers and subs he is just that good.

*please ignore any and all games DSP has rage quit this year or refuses to play because he is complete shit at them.
 
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so wait...
phil thinks it's stupid that people follow hype and watch someone else
but is fine with his own fans to watch and donate to him when he's hyping up a new release?

also praise whatever god is appropriate for the bountiful gift of salty phil
 
JackDavis said:
No, he's trying to say if you're of skill level X, you should have 500 viewers. If you're still level X+1, you should have 600 viewers, etc. So if you have skill level X, and you have 600 viewers, you're overrated.
It's really weird DSP logic. As if there's a set number of viewers you deserve to have.
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So what skill/viewer level does someone who thinks he should've been told to stock up on mp potions before the final boss dungeon in an RPG?
 
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TheGoutinator said:
Salty about Drake stealing his Twitch views and playing a game he doesn't like, I guess.

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He's hitting the gin hard tonight, literally tweeting every minute attacking anyone he sees, crying about Drake, the rap genre, YouTube and PewDiePie. This is just a sample.

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lol ""artist"" fuck off

what was the last piece of art dsp enjoyed that wasnt a video game or a netflix series
 
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TheGoutinator said:
I got all the screenshots of his gin fueled Twitter rampage tonight before he deleted them. I posted them but deleted it because I didn't want to annoy people with all of it and recommended they go to his page to see them. Guess I'll have to post them here now anyway.

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Doesn't Twitch have something in their new ToS that says you can't shit on another streamer? I'm going to guess that has something to do with deleting his gin tweets and apologizing.

Lol what is he talking about? "Old Phil" never left.
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
Doesn't Twitch have something in their new ToS that says you can't shit on another streamer? I'm going to guess that has something to do with deleting his gin tweets and apologizing.

Lol what is he talking about? "Old Phil" never left.
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If it is, and the hardcore Ninja kids find out about this. DSP might set a record for most reported channel in a 24 hr period. Some of them are vicious little bastards. IDK whether to not wish such a reaction on him or wish it on him for the laughs.
 
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Plumbaby said:
lol ""artist"" fuck off

what was the last piece of art dsp enjoyed that wasnt a video game or a netflix series
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Honestly the only art of his he's shown has been video game themed. His paintings, statues, trinkets, etc. that he's shown are all video game in nature or subject.
 
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