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Been off and on the last few days. Phil blasting more popular streamers is pretty much his jealousy at play. He can only sit and go , what if I didn't do the things I did. Would I have been more popular ?

I did laugh at the whole idea folks are in his chat posting Drake lyrics.
 
I see nice little meltdowns like this and all I can do is remember that Phil doesn't attack other people/streamers first, no he only ever responds, people just RANDOMLY ATTACK HIM DUDE but he never starts shit ever. I'm sure if we all go looking we will find where Ninja and Drake call out DSP first because there is just no way a bitter ass.....I mean beacon of Positivity launched into an unprovoked jealous drunken rage.
 
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Phalanx said:
Jesus fucking christ his pre streams are so effing pointless its him just snorting - begging and talking about his day out with horse face where he drove loads. People in chat were being banned for saying is this shit an hour long and being banned by mentioning Drake.
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Phil equivates long rambling shit about his day to be "Engaging with the audience" in his mind its a personal thing that he thinks makes him seem human and "interesting" to the viewers.

Instead it seems boring and then is punctuated with the fact that when Phil streams he only really talks about the game or saying stuff to ban users in chat.

Phil only talks about the game because he has nothing to talk about otherwise.
 
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Someone in here mention the four job fiesta event earlier. That got me to thinking if it would be smart for Phil to pick up Final Fantasy 5 while that event is going on. He wouldn't have to work under the restrictions and just play yhe game as normal. But he would pop up in a search in which "abunchapeepul" would be searching that game.

If Phil wants to call himself King of Retro, that would be his excuse to start flying that banner. Not that he ever would, though. That would require the bare minimum of planning and marketing strategy. But let's see if one of Phil's paypigs lurking around here makes the pitch to their goutlord.
 
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snappedspines said:
I tried to offer some actual ideas and this is his response. If we want to see something he cant be bothered to look or get info about his "job" its our jobs to get his everything he needs

Sorry i dont know formatting

https://clips.twitch.tv/TastySuperDogBrainSlug?tt_medium=creation
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You can't embed twitch clips so the formatting is fine. Though u can embed the media then put it in a spoiler makes it easier for mobile users :D

But always archive them, Phil deletes all the clips.
 

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clownpiss said:
people are mentioning drake lyrics and talking about ninja and phil is trying not to lose it, then of course he went off on a tirade about DOING IT FOR 10 YEARS WITH RAW UNEDITED GAMEPLAY AND THE REAL RIGHT WAY NO BS while these SISSY LITTLE KIDS WITH THEIR HAIR DYED ALL BLUE PLAY A SHITTY UNREALISTIC GAME WITH DRAKE AND....ITS JUST ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
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I love how these are the things phil is proud of and he hates

RAW UNEDITED FOOTAGE
UNREALISTIC GAMES

oh no, phil isn't good because he's charismatic, or because he's good at the game.. but because he can't doesn't edit that's his only mark of quality

oh no, that game isn't bad because of shitty graphics, or bad gameplay, but it does unrealistic things
because phil has never played a game that were unreal in anyway. i guess phil thinks games like metal gear solid 3 and GTA: SA actually happened.
 
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LordAutismo said:
If Phil wants to call himself King of Retro, that would be his excuse to start flying that banner. Not that he ever would, though. That would require the bare minimum of planning and marketing strategy. But let's see if one of Phil's paypigs lurking around here makes the pitch to their goutlord.
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Oh word? Is he calling himself king of retro? Mr. Phillip "must always play day one release of AAA games" Burnell? That's the chap going as the king of retro?
 
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Watching the TIHYDP San Andreas and I really think Phil is blind as fuck. It's really hilarious that his mixture of autism and ego cause him to refuse to acknowledge that he needs glasses.
 
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I do not know what is worse the fact his double chin almost takes over his psychical chin or that fucking hair, like what autistic mofo wears hair like that.
On the other hand there is a guy clutching so tightly to his fleeting age that he looks a mess come on man, that hairline is receding faster than a stream in a drought. As for king of retro FML, just no you stuck by the monicur King of Hate for a 10 year legacy Philip - how about you die by that sword.

If you are reading horse-face super glad Phil took you out to some regions of Washington as he literally burnt away money that could go towards taxes.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Phil is forever stuck in the 1980s so he thinks glasses are for nerds.
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Has he ever actually said why he doesn't wear glasses or get his eyes checked out? I know there's some picture of him wearing glasses floating around, but I have no idea if its real or not because it wasn't taken in front of a Christmas tree.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Has he ever actually said why he doesn't wear glasses or get his eyes checked out? I know there's some picture of him wearing glasses floating around, but I have no idea if its real or not because it wasn't taken in front of a Christmas tree.
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From his forum.

"My glasses are for long distance vision. My television is less than 6 feet from my face. Wearing glasses indoors does nothing whatsoever to improve my vision. Question answered."
 
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