DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Drip Feed]

except ninja and drake are too busy being successful to care about DSP

The vast majority either dont know DSP or know him for wanking on stream, and the only other thing is for "playing some neo geo conversion of street fighter"




Even Evo regulars hate his snake like persona, i feel this is more why he dropped the scene, he was shook.

Spoiler: Justin Wong talks about DSP. (He was crying at EVO)

Spoiler: Jaha on Confronting DSP at EVO 2002

 

[Freshtodeath]

it's pretty obvious the scam that is happening. The "tax" issue will be resolved in April and DSP will subsequently take a vacation with the funds. Like DSP has to be a fool to believe people can't figure this out.

 

[johnny5150]

it's pretty obvious the scam that is happening. The "tax" issue will be resolved in April and DSP will subsequently take a vacation with the funds. Like DSP has to be a fool to believe people can't figure this out.

Phil will milk these taxes because his "fans" are stupid, they will believe everything he says with out any proof.

 

[AmericFront]

Like DSP has to be a fool to believe people can't figure this out.

Other people will figure that out, but his paypigs won't.

 

[johnny5150]

He twitted this after getting no new subs, tips or cheers.

 

[samovski]

How long has he been live @johnny5150 ?

Just popped in and you weren't exaggerating, he's got no tip listed. Never seen that before, usually someone tips at the very start to get their name listed.

Not looking good for his April birthday-totally-not-a-fundraiser stream.

Edit - He's done it boys. He's got a $2 donation. He's made it.

 

[johnny5150]

How long has he been live @johnny5150 ?

Just popped in and you weren't exaggerating, he's got no tip listed. Never seen that before, usually someone tips at the very start to get their name listed.

Not looking good for his April birthday-totally-not-a-fundraiser steam.

Edit - He's done it boys. He's got a $2 donation. He's made it.

I can't tell you, I popped in when he was bitch about the lag in the new mode in cod.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

From his forum.

"My glasses are for long distance vision. My television is less than 6 feet from my face. Wearing glasses indoors does nothing whatsoever to improve my vision. Question answered."

lol Yeah the tv is 6 feet from your face but items in the game are scaled for distance. It's the reason he blows at any and all in game driving. I think the real reason is that he is afraid of what people would say. Considering he's almost knocking on the door to 40 years old, he needs to stop being so childish.

 

[samovski]

lol Yeah the tv is 6 feet from your face but items in the game are scaled for distance. It's the reason he blows at any and all in game driving. I think the real reason is that he is afraid of what people would say. Considering he's almost knocking on the door to 40 years old, he needs to stop being so childish.

I'll never understand that thinking. If he needs glasses and he purposely chooses to not wear them then he's just an idiot. Who'd choose to let their eyesight deteriorate just in case some dicks on the internet meme his ass. He's already a joke, it can't get much worse for him.

But whatever. It's his eyesight, not mine.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

He ended the stream with a "No one is watching me" I think he means no one is tipping enough to get him excited to keep going on with life. Hope he doesn't R Budd Dwyer his ass live on Twitch.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He ended the stream with a "No one is watching me" I think he means no one is tipping enough to get him excited to keep going on with life. Hope he doesn't R Budd Dwyer his ass live on Twitch.

how many viewers did he have when the stream ended?

 

[WeeblesWobble]

He ended the stream with a "No one is watching me" I think he means no one is tipping enough to get him excited to keep going on with life. Hope he doesn't R Budd Dwyer his ass live on Twitch.

He must mean the tips because he had a little less that 400 when I took a look. What's funny though, is that Phil was doing really well in COD. At least he seemed to be to me. I'm not very good at FPS'. That 2 bucks was the only tip still though lmao

 

[Done]

I'll never understand that thinking. If he needs glasses and he purposely chooses to not wear them then he's just an idiot. Who'd choose to let their eyesight deteriorate just in case some dicks on the internet meme his ass. He's already a joke, it can't get much worse for him.

But whatever. It's his eyesight, not mine.

Long-term thinking isn't DSP's strongest asset.

 

[johnny5150]

it doesn't help when he spam bullets.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Phil. Dump the business line. Get an alternative one. It doesn't help you at all.

 

[TheGoutinator]

Here's Rambo telling a story about Phil putting both their lives at risk and getting busted by the cops because he didn't want to simply put on a pair of glasses

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'll never understand that thinking. If he needs glasses and he purposely chooses to not wear them then he's just an idiot. Who'd choose to let their eyesight deteriorate just in case some dicks on the internet meme his ass. He's already a joke, it can't get much worse for him.

But whatever. It's his eyesight, not mine.

But dood they might call him a nerd!

As someone who wears glasses and wouldn't be caught dead trying to look at something without them I agree, I mean if he's really that vain he should get contacts (that's what I did when I was an insecure teen).

 

[ZehnBoat]

But dood they might call him a nerd!

A someone who wears glasses and wouldn't be caught dead trying to look at something without them I agree, I mean if he's really that vain he should get contacts (that's what I did when I was an insecure teen).

and if he does that he'll get an eye infection or poke his eye out

He must mean the tips because he had a little less that 400 when I took a look. What's funny though, is that Phil was doing really well in COD. At least he seemed to be to me. I'm not very good at FPS'. That 2 bucks was the only tip still though lmao

playing a game for fun? showing off a skill? pfff, what kind of detractor moron are you? it's all about bits d00d

it doesn't help when he spam bullets.
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phil is like a vegan but it's lag instead of veganism
HAVE I MENTIONED MY LAG TODAY!!!???

 

[Adamska]

Here's Rambo telling a story about Phil putting both their lives at risk and getting busted by the cops because he didn't want to simply put on a pair of glasses

That refusal to fucking fix his myopia plus his shittastic placement of his TV and couch is a decent chunk of why he sucks so hard at games. Might as well kaio-ken this a bit since this is a fun fact. Philly boy at minimum is at about my level of myopia based on CT driving laws and Rambo's own story, meaning he's clocking in between 20/40 and 20/50. He sure as shit is trying to undersell how bad his sight is based on his own testimony, so let's do mine.

So what's that level of eye weakness like? Not even half my arm length out I squint like a fucker to read what I'm typing here without my specs. Fine details go out at around a foot, making the text of even photos start to blur. This effect at best begins at maybe two feet. At five to ten feet, large text and images start blurring quite badly. This is what Phil sees all the time and this is why he's a danger while driving.

Now take this level of functioning, refuse to get and wear your specs, tilt the couch at an awkward angle that distorts what you're seeing and set it at a good body-length away and try to play. This alone is why he can't fucking tell he's hitting people in shooters and why he sprays and prays. It's also partially the reason I think he's compelled to drive so badly, and this bad (but easily fixable) sight in general is part of the reason why he's just awful at games in general. The other half is his impulsive and childish attitude and weakening reflexes and utter lack of desire to think.

tl;dr Phil's bugged eye and logic mechanics is more to blame than his fucking TV.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I saw a video I thought was a good metaphore for Phil and Kat's relationship. What was Kat's life like before meeting DSP? What is the true dynamic of their relationship? It even includes Phil's authentic Italiano cuisine.