Artcow Anthony60617 / Anthony Melfi - "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I want to marry sofia the first!"

[chadmuska]

Anthony Melfi, in his own words, is an autistic boy who likes very much to kid around. He first came to my attention when searching for content for DeviantArt Horrors, which inadvertently opened a pandoras box of Caillou-esque ms-paint cartoon autism.

Here's a crosspost of some of the highlights I found on his DeviantArt (though I'd recommend checking out my post in full because the rest, though what little of it there is, is equally as good):

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Spoiler: Art attacking TGWTG people, sometimes literally

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Linkara-in-a-Nutshell-731937578
https://archive.is/EhyUc
"Gosh, he's worst than the crossdresser Nostalgia Critic!"

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Marine-LS-and-Stephanie-LazyTown-vs-Linkara-731939230
https://archive.is/n2bA5

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Marine-Les-Sisters-punches-the-Nostalgia-Critic-719738413
https://archive.is/CWaO9

Spoiler: two Miguels from the movie Coco poorly drawn over to be a scene from back to the future

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Back-to-the-Future-in-CGI-Illumination-670881097
https://archive.is/cZ7lr

Spoiler: I guess we couldn't go without at least one caillou image

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Caillou-The-Video-Game-Wii-Cover-649182816
https://archive.is/1Fj1r

Spoiler: Lazytown characters bully dora the explorer to tears

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https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Lazytown-Characters-Hates-Dora-The-Explorer-730069794
https://archive.is/ggAa9

At first glance he'd be yet another Caillou sperg to throw on top of the pile, but what makes him stand out to me is his bizarre and highly embarrassing youtube prescence.
You see, Andy actually has two channels, one for his cartoon sperging and comedy skits, and another which just so happens to be a webcam channel! Its full of cartoon autism, cringe, and worst of all... a thick French-Canadian accent.

Here's some highlights of those:

Spoiler: Anthony Melfi's Webcam

Spoiler: An entire fake opening to a my little pony episode for VHS

https://streamable.com/lb1yo

Spoiler: Anthony plays a Simpsons soundboard over Jessie Slaughter videos

This came out in 2016, in case you were wondering.

https://streamable.com/76zqh

Spoiler: Anthony's main channel

Spoiler: Anthony evokes old-school DSP gameplay footage with a WWE simulation you can barely see!

https://streamable.com/yz7ko

Spoiler: Anthony tells Jimmy Kimmel he wants to marry a cartoon 8 year old after rambling for a minute

https://streamable.com/dsxjp

Spoiler: Garfield - What is love

https://streamable.com/rt4yg

Spoiler: Anthony does a NC style review on his own (fake) MLP swimming movie

FOR CONTEXT: http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/Défi_Sportif (https://archive.is/VszQ9)

https://streamable.com/rrri9 (missing about 30 seconds, sorry about that)
https://streamable.com/w6bk9 (part 2)

There's plenty more where that came from, but there is a 10 video limit per post and I wanted to find the best of the best. Feel free to find your own videos from Anthonys trove.

https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.is/9dI8z)
https://www.youtube.com/user/Anthony60617/videos (http://archive.is/tk1p6)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT15J0OZpnQNCajOPbklJiw (http://archive.li/U3FQQ) (his webcam account)
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Anthony60617 (https://archive.is/fg84)k

 

[DragoonSierra]

Is he French Canadian or retarded?

 

[NQ 952]

Is he French Canadian or exceptional?

After watching a few of his videos I think this man is legit exceptional. He does make some weird shit though.

 

[chadmuska]

Is he French Canadian or exceptional?

I mean... they're one and the same, right?

Forgot to put this in the OP but it's an incredible video; Freddy Fazbear visits Celine Dion to try and marry her but fails because she's not at home. He has a yoda voice.

https://streamable.com/t5n72

edit: I should've also posted this, I'm very forgetful today

https://beanie122001.deviantart.com/art/Homer-strangles-Dora-683586434
https://archive.is/Dfnam

 

[chadmuska]

I know he's not the subject of the thread, but zootopiafan1 has a gallery dedicated to beating up or killing Dora the Explorer and thats just fucking beautiful in a severely autistic way

https://zootopiafan1.deviantart.com/favourites/74852539/Dora-No-More
https://web.archive.org/save/https://zootopiafan1.deviantart.com/favourites/74852539/Dora-No-More

 

[GS 281]

@chadmuska it looks good. Do you have archives by chance?

 

[chadmuska]

@chadmuska it looks good. Do you have archives by chance?

I have some in my original deviantart horrors post and the videos in this thread all have streamable mirrors. That's kind of it right now; archive.is seems to be almost unusable when archiving DA content since half the layout breaks in two.

 

[chadmuska]

https://streamable.com/eptcp

https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Me-react-to-Wendy-and-Marine-invades-LazyTown-736109204
https://archive.is/2Bn8t

(encouraged to do what, though? )

https://anthony60617.deviantart.com/art/Les-Sisters-Deviant-Guy-saw-the-cameo-on-the-Comic-736108396
https://archive.is/ix2ne

 

[chadmuska]

Groovy, baby.

 

[RepQuest]

Anthony has quit. He's apparently grounded for life because he accidentally threw his father's guitar out the window, and will never return to his YouTube channel again as a result. He made a tribute video about himself to break the news.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is he French Canadian or exceptional?

There's a difference?

 

[verygayFrogs]

[Mod Edit: OP hadn't known about this existing thread before. Moved the content here for the sake of preservation. Otherwise, a lot of this info isn't anything new (afaik).]

Have you ever wanted to see a dude who not only has an obsession for a french fictional teenager, nearly fights someone, has a pedo tendency and steals shit art from others? Ladies, Gentlemen, Kiwis, I present Anthony60617 (Archive of his DA)

Outline​

Anthony is a canadian on deviantart with a severe obsession with Wendy from a French cartoon called "Les Sisters" which is basically what you get when you combine Dexter's Lab with Ed Edd and Eddy except without any charm whatsoever. Keep in mind, that the main character he crushes over is 13, and he is 20, based on the poorly made birthday picture for his 20th. He also does terrible art when he's not copy pasting from MJEddy (whatever the fuck he goes by now, he's the dude who drew toddlers in swimwear).

Pedophilia​

Not only has he shipped himself with a 13 year old girl, he has also posted these

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(http://archive.vn/tDhht) Chris is most likely 10 or so, and Vanilla (the rabbit) has a 6 year old daughter he hangs out with frequently with.

and this

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(http://archive.vn/wdk62) Not only is this creepy as fuck because, A, it's real life children, B it's children, C it looks rapey as all fuck because the picture she used of the girl does not look happy and d, the description.
[QUOTE Ryan's World had a crush with Wendy Pretend Play (aka Toys and Colors) due to Gem Sisters's or IHasCupquake's jealousy. ][/QUOTE] From my research, IHasCupquake (the other girl he mentioned) is 32, Ryan is 9 and I can't find an exact age on the girl in the pic but she looks to be the same age.

And to top it all off, he got her knocked up

Spoiler: I'm warning you

Threats​

In several of his posts (http://archive.vn/0Jt2p) he's trying to recruit celebrities to help stop Adam (MJEddy) from stealing his 13 year old waifu. But then again, he also steals art from Adam so I guess it's fair trade.

Other Misc Crap​

• Fake Movie Poster​
• Fart Fetish​
• Bullshit that's never happening​
• A harem of underaged girls​
• Proof he's "20"​

Whatever the actual fuck this is... I will leave you with

 

[True & Honest Person]

bowser jr's a furry, black yoshi (wearing wander's hat for no reason), mario (as some white guy), peach and toad use the power of love to kill shrek, and is a ripoff of the family guy disney scene

 

[Calooby]

I fucking love this guy. It's not every day you see someone drawing themselves getting cucked by their own waifu.

Him at his wedding with his best man in the back Woody, looking absolutely swagger. Didn't have time to get himself an actual rose so he managed to make up for it by drawing it on his tux, a very nice last minute touch.

Him looking depressed as fuck for some reason at Christmas time.
And I guess apparently now he ships himself with Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power and has divorced himself from the Wendy girl. I don't know what this guy has but it's the right kind of shit.