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That's one of the things I find most baffling about him. His supposed Finance "degree" should have at the least taught him about business planning. Even a correspondence course on managing your own business would have helped him immensely if he'd bothered to not buy one of his figurines to pay for it. He's so inept at adulting it's almost sad. Incredibly humorous, but sad nonetheless.
i think phil sees planning his finances less as "saving money for later so you don't get fucked over" and more like "not using money to buy games you wont play and gin you will drink and figurines to clutter the house"

Burnout Paradise is like GTA San Andreas. The music is part of the experience. I hope he doesn't mute it. It's pointless anyway.
i think i might be the only person that played SA without the radio on. then again i had my own music, and i was playing by myself (and any commentary i could think of would be more entertaining than ARF ARF ARF I CRASH BULLSHIT DOOD SNORT LOOK AT THE SIGN)
 
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I think switching from Youtube to Twitch was a big mistake. I think he should have stopped streaming on Youtube and moved to Twitch but this total change into a streamer was a massive mistake. He should have never snapped at Machinima and just waited for the adpocalypse to end. It was safe for him. Youtube was a constant stream of safe income for him, plus a managed partnership meant he didn't have to shit himself over music like he does now. Plus with KO Gaming he had a channel on the rise that at one point had a viral video. With Twitch he's completely reliant on his viewers, everything now relies on how engaging he is and how the viewers respond to it. That worked at first and he got a lot but now he's seeing the bad side of it, which he never would have had with Youtube.

But Phil doesn't think. He tries to get the most money as quick as he can, without setting up for the long term as we know. He doesn't deal in safe streams of income, he likes to find a source of revenue where he'll get a lot of money in a short amount of time and then he'll milk that. Its why Machinima dropped him because he got butthurt that for a month he'd be getting less money and he'll say it was worth it but thats because he's salty. It wasn't. He lost a valuable managed partnership. He's done it with a ton of revenue sources, instead of setting it up in a way that allows him a constant source of revenue it's always the big money ASAP and then he milks it and milks it until he can't get big money anymore and just ditches it or he finds and exploit he abuses until he's banned from it. With Twitch he's still trying to milk it and make it a good source of income in the future. The reason why it won't be is because again, its completely reliant on the viewers. With Youtube it was all based on performance. He didn't have to constantly be aware of his fans and if the game is interesting or not, if he got a click, he got some money. That is easier than Twitch streaming where you gotta basically be their show monkey and hope someone has enough money to throw you a couple of pennies as you tap dance for them.

The best way to have done it is keep Youtube as the main source for gameplay, done reviews for KOGaming (Which means that this method is impossible because he'd have to put in slightly more effort) and streamed on Twitch so he could have those subs. This way his Twitch streaming wouldn't interfere with Youtube videos and interfere with his commentary which is now just purely shoutouts. Twitch will be the downfall. Because his userbase is mostly kids who when they become adults (when they have money) don't find him funny anymore and leave. He can't get new people because his commentary isn't interesting, its now pure silence until someone pays in bits, people admit they only stay for the community, so a new person comes in and finds an uninteresting guy not saying shit and leaves.
 
I've been noticing a trend in Phil's pre-streams where he continually puts off playing the game in order to go on 5+ minute tangents addressing each 50 bit cheer he receives, all while his chat begs him to shut up and play the game.

It's conceivable that with a constant drip feed of 50 bits, Phil could hold a pre-stream that lasts for 24 straight hours.
 
DSP heavily blaming his former CPA on stream right now. Blaming a CPA for not knowing laws outside their jurisdiction is just hilarious.

Chat seems fed up with all his talking, even some of his subs. Think he's been talking over an hour.

The mods are deleting people's messages who ask any questions about length of the pre stream.
 
I think switching from Youtube to Twitch was a big mistake. I think he should have stopped streaming on Youtube and moved to Twitch but this total change into a streamer was a massive mistake. He should have never snapped at Machinima and just waited for the adpocalypse to end. It was safe for him. Youtube was a constant stream of safe income for him, plus a managed partnership meant he didn't have to shit himself over music like he does now. Plus with KO Gaming he had a channel on the rise that at one point had a viral video. With Twitch he's completely reliant on his viewers, everything now relies on how engaging he is and how the viewers respond to it. That worked at first and he got a lot but now he's seeing the bad side of it, which he never would have had with Youtube.

But Phil doesn't think. He tries to get the most money as quick as he can, without setting up for the long term as we know. He doesn't deal in safe streams of income, he likes to find a source of revenue where he'll get a lot of money in a short amount of time and then he'll tard cum that. Its why Machinima dropped him because he got butthurt that for a month he'd be getting less money and he'll say it was worth it but thats because he's salty. It wasn't. He lost a valuable managed partnership. He's done it with a ton of revenue sources, instead of setting it up in a way that allows him a constant source of revenue it's always the big money ASAP and then he milks it and milks it until he can't get big money anymore and just ditches it or he finds and exploit he abuses until he's banned from it. With Twitch he's still trying to tard cum it and make it a good source of income in the future. The reason why it won't be is because again, its completely reliant on the viewers. With Youtube it was all based on performance. He didn't have to constantly be aware of his fans and if the game is interesting or not, if he got a click, he got some money. That is easier than Twitch streaming where you gotta basically be their show monkey and hope someone has enough money to throw you a couple of pennies as you tap dance for them.

The best way to have done it is keep Youtube as the main source for gameplay, done reviews for KOGaming (Which means that this method is impossible because he'd have to put in slightly more effort) and streamed on Twitch so he could have those subs. This way his Twitch streaming wouldn't interfere with Youtube videos and interfere with his commentary which is now just purely shoutouts. Twitch will be the downfall. Because his userbase is mostly kids who when they become adults (when they have money) don't find him funny anymore and leave. He can't get new people because his commentary isn't interesting, its now pure silence until someone pays in bits, people admit they only stay for the community, so a new person comes in and finds an uninteresting guy not saying shit and leaves.

But Phil does think. Just not in the way you'd hope. Phil thinks Twitch is less work for just about the same amount of money. He's lazy, he's a narcissistic twat, he believes he deserves to do less work to earn his living. He hates doing the YT-channel because he noticed he could just play a game and screw the video uploading. The reason he even uploaded raw footage in the first place was because he's too lazy to edit and too egotistic to admit it.

Phil doesn't do math, he just sees the lowest part of the fence and goes for that every single time.
 
The mods are deleting people's messages who ask any questions about length of the pre stream.

Are the new mods on?

Trying to gauge how much them being around is impacting the number of non-Phil bans.

So far it seems like they're as ban happy as Vidar and such where. Recently during things like UFC and Getting Over It the old mods (that Phil wasn't happy with) let chat meme and Phil got more money.
 
It's conceivable that with a constant drip feed of 50 bits, Phil could hold a pre-stream that lasts for 24 straight hours.

I think the longest has been 2 hours, but it has happened previously that people keep cheering him dumb questions (and this was before the cheer minimum amount) and deliberately getting him to extend it forever because its hilarious.
 
Are the new mods on?

Trying to gauge how much them being around is impacting the number of non-Phil bans.

So far it seems like they're as ban happy as Vidar and such where. Recently during things like UFC and Getting Over It the old mods (that Phil wasn't happy with) let chat meme and Phil got more money.

Yep, phil's two chuck boys are full effect.
 
But Phil does think. Just not in the way you'd hope. Phil thinks Twitch is less work for just about the same amount of money. He's lazy, he's a narcissistic twat, he believes he deserves to do less work to earn his living. He hates doing the YT-channel because he noticed he could just play a game and screw the video uploading. The reason he even uploaded raw footage in the first place was because he's too lazy to edit and too egotistic to admit it.

Phil doesn't do math, he just sees the lowest part of the fence and goes for that every single time.

"There is no Plan B" as he always says. He never sets up the revenue to be continuous for years, he just takes advantage of it until he can't anymore then moves on and latches onto the next thing he finds. No contingencies.
 
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