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Waveysauce said:
He just officially deleted burn out paradise. was bored..... like WTF did he think it was going to be? Just another racing game like the others he didnt like
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He also deleted Secret of Mana. He's been bitching all this time for not having anything to play, and he could've gone back and finished SoM like...3 times over by now.
 
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Phalanx said:
Jesus he has rage quit / deleted more games than actually finished this year. Jesus christ. He will rage quit Far Cry 5 and Sea of Thieves calling it - Thieves is brutal without co-op apparently
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If you have a demonic possessed gf that is not vidar in a wig or a horse in a stable as he made very clear during his recent vlog I hear it gets a lot easier.
 
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Apparently having people trolling him in online mode means "no online play"

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So Phil decided to go back to SF2, AKA "THE GAME I AM BEST AT, the one I WON EVO........with a 4th place finish", pineapple head is not impressed

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Freshtodeath said:
DSP just revealed on stream that he got in a horrible car wreck in high school. IDK if I've ever heard him mention that before.
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KingjadVCMP said:
Didn't he wreck because he drove without glasses and his mom gave him shit for doing that while in hospital rather than shower Phil with sympathy? I remember him bitching about that once upon a time
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He discusses his car wreck around the 9:20 mark.
 
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FalsePositive said:
Phil will eventually crack and play Fortnite, sooner rather than later, and he is going to get absolutely wrecked way worse than any other competitive game he has played. Maybe out of pure luck his very first interaction will be landing on a gun and getting a quick kill, only to never again get any type of kill for the duration of his stream. The salt will be tremendous!
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He cant handle multiple actions at once
If he plays a shooting game, he has to be ONLY shooting.
If he plays a car game, he has to only be able to drive.

Fortnite has pubg which phil can just about get his head around but with the added building, he himself knows he cant do it, the streams would literally end on a sour note every time because he cant grasp multiple functions in a game, hes just an old man than needs 1 thing to do, he isn't used to age gaming and it very much shows that he would rather rant about it than learn.

Take for instance the TF2 TIHYDP or even Getting Over It, he isnt used to mouse and keyboard games and you will notice him moving first before aiming, its highly noticeable that he has a hard time even doing 2 tasks at once.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Apparently having people trolling him in online mode means "no online play"

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So Phil decided to go back to SF2, AKA "THE GAME I AM BEST AT, the one I WON EVO........with a 4th place finish", pineapple head is not impressed

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"Not explained at all"

Dude, you have been playing videogames for the past 20 fucking years how do you not have any intuition on how multiplayer is supposed to work?
 
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Drip Feed said:
He cant handle multiple actions at once
If he plays a shooting game, he has to be ONLY shooting.
If he plays a car game, he has to only be able to drive.

Fortnite has pubg which phil can just about get his head around but with the added building, he himself knows he cant do it, the streams would literally end on a sour note every time because he cant grasp multiple functions in a game, hes just an old man than needs 1 thing to do, he isn't used to age gaming and it very much shows that he would rather rant about it than learn.

Take for instance the TF2 TIHYDP or even Getting Over It, he isnt used to mouse and keyboard games and you will notice him moving first before aiming, its highly noticeable that he has a hard time even doing 2 tasks at once.
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I think it's a combination of his failing ability to play games that require even the slightest modicum of reaction time along with his general lack of desire to learn new mechanics or skills. If it were purely just the former, then he could pick up games like Secret of Mana that don't require twitch response times and get easily through them without rage quitting them. If it were purely the later, he could still do really well at games he has a lot of experience in like Street Fighter. But it is a combination and Dragon Ball Fighter Z is proof of that. He can only win against people who are completely new, completely trash, or obviously just screwing around. Even in those situations, he has to give 100% to get the advantage.

Regarding the lack of games to play, he has been suggested shit tons of games to play. Monster Hunter World or Kingdom Come would have drove a lot of traffic to his shitty streams and he would have made a least a few shekels off of them. He hates gaming. All he wants is movie to watch and people to pay him shit tons of money for it. This trend is only going to get worse as he gets more and more frustrated. It's only March and he is rage quitting and lashing out at exceptional levels. This will only continue to accelerate.
 
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According to his audience:
  • Phil streaming Heavy Rain is boring
  • Phil streaming PUBG is boring
  • Phil streaming Bully is boring
  • Phil streaming Secret of Mana is boring
  • Phil streaming Burnout is boring
These are all different games. Its not like he plays 1 genre and that's what is boring. I know there must be a common element that makes these streams so boring but I just can't pit my finger on it...
 
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Sparkletor said:
According to his audience:
  • Phil streaming Heavy Rain is boring
  • Phil streaming PUBG is boring
  • Phil streaming Bully is boring
  • Phil streaming Secret of Mana is boring
  • Phil streaming Burnout is boring
These are all different games. Its not like he plays 1 genre and that's what is boring. I know there must be a common element that makes these streams so boring but I just can't pit my finger on it...
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The viewers said his whole fundraiser stream was boring too. I think the viewers might be retarded, because none of this adds up.
 
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