Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Rumor has it, he couldn't score during the EXPO and was having serious withdrawals, so they covered up saying he had been up for 24 hours, slamming Mountain Dew AMPs. :story:

His expression is all like "should we call 911 or something, because this guy is about to shit himself"
 
adam, morgan, are you there?
do you like my game, do you even care?
adam, morgan, are you my friends?
i'll stay with you until the bitter end...


just posting here because i miss x-play. and adam has become a bigger faggot and that kills my childhood. :c
We all do miss the good game-related shows on G4TV like X-Play and Attack of the Show. In the aftermath, Adam Sessler went downhill and became a lolcow, kissing Zoe Quinn's ass in hoping to be rewarded with sex.
 
The moment Reviews on the Run became a thing this man was irrelevant as a "game journo"/ "reviewer". There was no reason to pay for Tech TV when a free channel had better tech shows at 2am than they did all week long.
 
Wow, I don't remember her being that hot. Good for her.

Just looked at her twitter and she's aged really well too. I could confidently say I would still tear that Amazonian ass up.

Would not tear Sessler's ass up, god knows who's been up in there in exchange for yay-yo. Plus I'm straight, plus jesus just look at that guy.
 
TOMMY TALLARICO SQUAD STAND UP

ELECTRIC PLAYGROUND FOR BIG DICK FROSTED TIPPED NIGGAS

SESSLER CUCKS WILL BE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL

ASS BEING TORN UP STATUS: NAH

Tallarico use to be kinda LOL worthy, if he did the sound on the game you could bet your ass it was getting a good score.

(He did admittedly do some alright tunes in the 16-bit era though.)
 
Do I think Adam is doing cocaine? In the words of Dr. Rockso: "Guh-guh-guh-YEAH!"

Seriously though, I never really understood his show anyway. Adam made his name on a dumb show that pandered to the teenage male gamer. He's not a gaming expert or an authority on anything. He was just good at hosting something, once. He's adopting sanctimony to get himself some asspats (and money).

He was marginally a celebrity to people that were teenagers at the turn of the century and now he's scrambling to stay relevant and fuel his nose candy habit. I knew a lot of people that watched his show and viewed him as sort of a guiding figure for gaming culture, which I never understood.

He's got potential as a lolcow. He's been an annoying fuck for ages, but I predict that as he slips increasingly into irrelevance we're going to see the cow factor ramping up.
 
Do I think Adam is doing cocaine? In the words of Dr. Rockso: "Guh-guh-guh-YEAH!"

Seriously though, I never really understood his show anyway. Adam made his name on a dumb show that pandered to the teenage male gamer. He's not a gaming expert or an authority on anything. He was just good at hosting something, once. He's adopting sanctimony to get himself some asspats (and money).

He was marginally a celebrity to people that were teenagers at the turn of the century and now he's scrambling to stay relevant and fuel his nose candy habit. I knew a lot of people that watched his show and viewed him as sort of a guiding figure for gaming culture, which I never understood.

He's got potential as a lolcow. He's been an annoying fuck for ages, but I predict that as he slips increasingly into irrelevance we're going to see the cow factor ramping up.

He was a really popular personality on a TV show dedicated towards gaming. He sticks out in my mind way more than someone like Yahtzee or Spoony, just because he hosted a thirty minute show every week and seemed to know what he was talking about for over a decade.

X-Play going downhill was never seen as being his fault, so lots of people were hyped to see him be relevant again with Rev3 games. It wasn’t until he was writing all of his material that people starting realizing he was kind of an idiot, and then Gamergate made him a laughingstock.
 
He was a really popular personality on a TV show dedicated towards gaming. He sticks out in my mind way more than someone like Yahtzee or Spoony, just because he hosted a thirty minute show every week and seemed to know what he was talking about for over a decade.

X-Play going downhill was never seen as being his fault, so lots of people were hyped to see him be relevant again with Rev3 games. It wasn’t until he was writing all of his material that people starting realizing he was kind of an idiot, and then Gamergate made him a laughingstock.

I think that's what people don't realize about talk tv presenters. They're delivery systems for material that the writers are turning out for the most part. It's amazing how many will completely fall apart the second they're off script and given a moment they're unprepared for.

I guess I never got the significance of this guy for so many people because I never had G4TV until very late in its lifespan and was only mildly aware of it at all.
 
Dump some of my Methler stuff.

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Worth mentioning he also appeared in that Josh Macinjosh/Ineeda Sarcasmian video '25 reasons men are evil' (or whatever the fuck it was) that Tim 'Mr. Shitface' Schafer and Jonathan Mann were also in

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