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tl;dr Phil: "I can't do it so it's cheating"
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tl;dr Phil: "I can't do it so it's cheating"
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Waveysauce
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Someone cheered and asked him " I think youtube views may be down cause the RAW game play is down. why not just do all the cheer shout outs at the end of the stream so it doesn't interrupt game play? dont like watching vids with a bunch of shout outs answering questions. also that way pre streams wouldnt be so long with mundane questions for the people who do make the streams on time who just want to see game play"
he himself deleted the comment not a mod and just ignored it......
he obviously knows all and everything he does its correct. funny thing is most big streamers do exactly that
he himself deleted the comment not a mod and just ignored it......
he obviously knows all and everything he does its correct. funny thing is most big streamers do exactly that
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Ironic considering how often he used/uses the phrase "The world isn't black and white!". King of Hypocrisy, indeed.
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This reminds me of the kid at the arcade screaming "I said no throws!" when he loses at Street Fighter.
I love how this 36 year old man thinks there is some kind of unwritten Gamer Code of Honor everyone should follow. That is some 5th grade shit.
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I'm sure you can use the same gmail over and over, if that doesn't work, try aliases like + and .
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Or add a number to the end of your gmail address. Gmail reads it as the same email.
Plumbaby
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i sympathize with this dude who definitely needs help but whose cries for help are being sent into a dsp twitch chat
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Unless the advice given to Phil is "Hey if you do (x) I'll give you (y amount of money)" he'll never listen.
And to that kid worrying about how to beat depression. I say this totally unironically, Shitposting and exercise goes a loooong way. Two things you definitely will not hear Phil say cause he's terrible at both.
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Phil being a God-tier COD player is his new meme it seems. It's funny because he's the definition of a COD babby, just repetitive droning gameplay, never works with his team, bitches about his team when they lose, bitches about lag, is generally a crude shithead. Phil having a bang average K/D wouldn't be so bad if he was actually experimenting with different weapons and playstyles, having fun and trying to show off as much of the game as possible. But of course entertainment falls by the wayside when there's meaningless fractions of a K/D ratio to chase. He legitimately thinks he's some sort of beastly FPS player now, although I suppose being simply mediocre is a massive step up for him.
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The list of games released in 2018 that have had some sort of attraction and gets some sort of views on Twitch and Youtube, they're not big AAA releases, some aren't even A-tier releases but they're decent games that have gotten recognition that he could play and people would watch, seeing as how DSP keeps saying there's "No games out":
Digimon Cyber Sleuth - Hacker's Memory.
Subnautica
Iconoclasts
Dragonball FighterZ
Monster Hunter: World
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT
UFC 3
Shadow of the Colossus
Civilisation 6
Rust
Dynasty Warriors 9
Kingdom Come
Owlboy
Secret of Mana
Metal Gear Survive
Fe
Armored Warfare
Warhammer Vermintide
Scribblenauts Showdown
Burnout Paradise Remastered
Assassins Creed Rogue Remastered
Attack on Titan 2
Games coming out for the rest of March and April which he claims there's "absolutely none":
Sea of Thieves
Valkyria Chronicles 4
A Way Out
Detective Pikachu
Ni No Kuni 2
Far Cry 5
Long Gone Days
Yakuza 6
God of War
Dark Rose Valkyrie.
I don't keep up with his gameplay often but I know he's played some of these and ragequit them like Secret of Mana and Dragonball Fighter Z. I'm sure someone can read this list and respond with which of these he's actually played and which he's intending to play, then out of those which games he actually complete and didn't ragequit and boredquit. I know he was suggested a bunch of these and he'll go "NOOOOO IT WONT GET VIEWS, TOO NICHE." Which is ass backwards, niche or not, people always check out games on day 1 and day 2, and there's always an audience for stuff compared to games you keep playing over and over that they dont like, it creates more variety, so more people tuning in. He won't risk playing a new game because it might get low views, so instead he'll play CoD or PUBG which now gets... low views? Ass backwards mentality. I remember when he used to play every new release because he prided himself on being a variety gamer and felt you can't hold a full opinion on a game until you play it and beat it.
Digimon Cyber Sleuth - Hacker's Memory.
Subnautica
Iconoclasts
Dragonball FighterZ
Monster Hunter: World
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT
UFC 3
Shadow of the Colossus
Civilisation 6
Rust
Dynasty Warriors 9
Kingdom Come
Owlboy
Secret of Mana
Metal Gear Survive
Fe
Armored Warfare
Warhammer Vermintide
Scribblenauts Showdown
Burnout Paradise Remastered
Assassins Creed Rogue Remastered
Attack on Titan 2
Games coming out for the rest of March and April which he claims there's "absolutely none":
Sea of Thieves
Valkyria Chronicles 4
A Way Out
Detective Pikachu
Ni No Kuni 2
Far Cry 5
Long Gone Days
Yakuza 6
God of War
Dark Rose Valkyrie.
I don't keep up with his gameplay often but I know he's played some of these and ragequit them like Secret of Mana and Dragonball Fighter Z. I'm sure someone can read this list and respond with which of these he's actually played and which he's intending to play, then out of those which games he actually complete and didn't ragequit and boredquit. I know he was suggested a bunch of these and he'll go "NOOOOO IT WONT GET VIEWS, TOO NICHE." Which is ass backwards, niche or not, people always check out games on day 1 and day 2, and there's always an audience for stuff compared to games you keep playing over and over that they dont like, it creates more variety, so more people tuning in. He won't risk playing a new game because it might get low views, so instead he'll play CoD or PUBG which now gets... low views? Ass backwards mentality. I remember when he used to play every new release because he prided himself on being a variety gamer and felt you can't hold a full opinion on a game until you play it and beat it.
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What is shocking I have seen legally blind people on overwatch playing healers racking 5:1 kda. Jesus my Kda on average is 10:1
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That looks about right to me though I feel Dissidia deserves a further distinction as he pre-ordered it then played the demo and decided not to play it for whatever reason he shat out
OneDaySon
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And he's gonna go into Sea of Thieves with this bad mindset he has, think its shit as its a co-op game and he has no friends, will bored quit it. He'll also "niche audience" quit Ni No Kuni. So the list is pretty pathetic.
Yeah a prime example of his shitty spending habits. He pre-ordered the game before playing the demo.
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just about every streamer i've seen play sea of thieves has made it fun so im really looking forward to see how dsp fucks it up
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"What's this? What's that? Where am I going? How do I tell where to go? How do I accept quests?"
*Reads chat literally every 5 seconds because he'd have no idea what to do if his remaining fans didn't hold his fat greasy hand through every fucking game*
*Crashes into island and sinks because he doesn't know how to repair hull damage, or completely ignores the tutorial and thinks you can't do repairs at all*
"Wow dood this is fucking stoopid, you can't repair your ship? Great design, dumb asshole developers"
*Keeps going off course because he can't navigate or see the map for shit*
"Where the fuck am I supposed to go? Dood this is so dumb, I'm really getting bored of this already. I can't fucking see the islands or shit, and it keeps changing my course even though I'm sailing right at it."
*Sails around in total dead silence for minutes at a time*
*Runs into other players who immediately sink him*
"Fuck this shit dood, cahmahn! Here, here's what I think of this -- *deletes the game like a frustrated little baby* That's enough of that, so fucking boring of a game dood"
Guarantee it'll sound something like that before he "bored" quits it.
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Had to check that list of upcoming games. I almost had a heart attack but VC4 is coming out in Japan; who knows when SEGA will bring it to the US given how the previous game in 2017 did. Has he played the first one? It's not a difficult game, but I can absolutely see him flaming out on some of the "battle puzzles." Looking at a gameplay trailer, it seems the new one is exactly like the first.
. . .and Civ 6 is just an expansion; there's no way he's buying the original game and playing on the PC. Of the list, the titles I think he royally screwed the pooch on are: Monster Hunter (easy Dark Souls rage, co-op days with subs), Subnautica (supposed to be a fun exploration/survival game; everything that NMS was not) , Vermintide (PC only right now, and mostly co-op thought the bots are pretty competent; excellent replay value with the higher difficulty levels) and Iconoclast (2D platformer, with a pretty good story) are the major head scratchers. A few of those other games I don't think would have gotten much traction, in particular the heavy co-op focused ones.
Still that's a good number of games and a few of those he would absolutely still be playing (Subnautica and MH for example). That he is going back to the well with these games that people clearly do not want to watch him stream is something else. I mean how many people are REALLY clamoring for him to continue to bitch and moan his way through COD? It continues to baffle me how badly the guy reads the winds in the air; is this some reverse hipster thing of his? Play the games that are old and stale while ignoring what the world is buzzing about?
If he's pegging his hopes on SoT and NNK2, I think he is going to be sorely disappointed. NNK2 is going to get the "this is just a kids game!" treatment from his chat, and SoT is heavily co-op focused and the potential for griefing is spectacularly high. I just do not see how he is going to have positive outcomes with those two games.
. . .and Civ 6 is just an expansion; there's no way he's buying the original game and playing on the PC. Of the list, the titles I think he royally screwed the pooch on are: Monster Hunter (easy Dark Souls rage, co-op days with subs), Subnautica (supposed to be a fun exploration/survival game; everything that NMS was not) , Vermintide (PC only right now, and mostly co-op thought the bots are pretty competent; excellent replay value with the higher difficulty levels) and Iconoclast (2D platformer, with a pretty good story) are the major head scratchers. A few of those other games I don't think would have gotten much traction, in particular the heavy co-op focused ones.
Still that's a good number of games and a few of those he would absolutely still be playing (Subnautica and MH for example). That he is going back to the well with these games that people clearly do not want to watch him stream is something else. I mean how many people are REALLY clamoring for him to continue to bitch and moan his way through COD? It continues to baffle me how badly the guy reads the winds in the air; is this some reverse hipster thing of his? Play the games that are old and stale while ignoring what the world is buzzing about?
If he's pegging his hopes on SoT and NNK2, I think he is going to be sorely disappointed. NNK2 is going to get the "this is just a kids game!" treatment from his chat, and SoT is heavily co-op focused and the potential for griefing is spectacularly high. I just do not see how he is going to have positive outcomes with those two games.
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