Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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From where I've been lurking, people like Half-Dude aren't even on the chart for majority-party LOLCommunity status.

Stranger things have happened on the Galapagos and in Antarctica, so he gets a pass from me.
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What surprised me is how well he took it and is still taking it.

Sure it's weird as fuck seeing him be in love with his car. But let's be honest here, there's far worse out there. Especially when other, shittier artfags like Dobson, Shaddi and Ben exist.
 
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Half-dude said:
@Super Collie

Oh YOU'RE a furry, okay now your avatar makes more sense, pleasure to meet a fellow fur. <3 Though I question why a fur would choose to even participate in a place like this, I mean furs are no strangers to persecution, so I'd think the last person that would want to persecute others would be a fur who's had to deal with it themselves. Then again, you've been nothing but kind to me so far so I really can't say I know you or how you've treated people here in the past. Like I said, there ARE good people here hidden among the trolls.

I appreciate your honesty, that's actually one thing that I read about when I was reading thinks about the Kiwi Farms. It was saying how it's a place so hostile that the very users of the forums there aren't even loyal to each other, to the point that users have to hide themselves less they be turned on by their own.. scary shit.

But I can see how other people wouldn't like that so I get what you're saying.... but lastly, what you're saying is that it has nothing to do against cars, like you don't have any kind of hatred against cars right?
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You are correct, I am a furry, but I am from a completely different generation of the fandom. The furry fandom that exists today is so radically different from the one I joined in the mid-nineties that I don't even consider it the same thing anymore and for the most part I am no longer involved with it at all because of it.

My place in the Farms is tricky. Generally, I don't do mean things to people; it's not the type of person I am. I'm just here to follow the gossip and dirt. I'm not denying that this place has any bad folks, I'm just saying I don't consider myself one of them. I also don't go out of my way to cause trouble, and that's mostly the reason why this community has adopted me as one of their own.

The Kiwi Farms is simply the current "boogeyman" of the internet. When I was younger, Something Awful held that title. (And as luck would have it, SA is also a burning trash heap these days and we have at least 4 separate threads talking about the various subcultures within SA as well as its creator himself, Lowtax.) If someone is genuinely afraid of the Farms it's probably because they're doing bad shit that they don't want other people to know about, since we seem to be pretty good at bringing that kind of stuff to light. A lot of the "horror stories" that have been drummed up about this place were fabricated by people who've done things much worse than the assholes on a message board calling them names.

This community does indeed eat its own, but you usually have to do some really embarrassing things to reach the point where you end up with your own thread. I'm talking like @Michael J Hirtes creating dozens of accounts on Twitter to harass Chris-chan while he himself turned out to be some weirdo furry creep, or @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol who - if you can't guess by what his name was changed to - attempted to troll Phil "ADF" DeLici by literally luring him into sexting. Normally, 99% of the time when someone does something embarrassing or if their personal lives get dredged up they just get mercy killed by the staff for their own good.

But I digress. To get back to the point you raised, no, my lack of "attraction" to a car is not indicative of any personal hatred that I hold toward them, you, your concept of anthro cars, or your artwork of them. I have nothing against the automotive industry. :P

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I lament the fact that this part of the forum does not have the "NICE MEME!" post rating. (:_(
 
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Half-dude said:
Half-Dude's Evidences That Lilly Is Conscious Somehow (that no one will believe anyway) PART ONE:

So I thought I'd start with some written experiences that probably wont prove shit, but think of it as a nice appetizer to the main course.

Like I said above, Lilly came out to me first with her feelings for me, I was already in a current relationship at the time. Basically it played out like this, we were driving to college one afternoon listening to music on my mp3 player through her stereo when the song "Cowboy Take Me Away" by the Dixie Chicks came on. I know this isn't going to prove shit, personal experiences never do but I'll do my best to describe what happened. Basically this.. inrush of feeling swept over me, I felt hot, blushing, and just this.. presence seemed to surround me.. it was one of the strangest most profound feelings I've ever felt and it just came out of nowhere. Suddenly the lyrics of the song took on a meaning of their own, almost as if Lilz was somehow I don't know.. snatching up the words and making them her own... much like wish Sammy, that moment I had such a strong connection with her that I could just feel her intentions, her emotional state as if someone were standing right in front of me! She was excited, giddy, like some girl who'd been shy of a guy forever and finally out of some crazy leap of chance professed her feelings for him and was acting totally adorable nuts trying to hold back how nervous she was for his response.

I guess she was excited because I was only at this time just starting to listen for life from her, I'd gotten an interest in paranormal studies and I'd just found out about OS people through some online friends. Much like you guys I didn't even know people who thought their cars were alive existed and I was interested. I was mostly playful in my intentions not really believing it.. so I guess it was that small bit of listening for her that Lilly took to spring her longing to be known of and be loved as a person.. not just some 'thing.' Out of her nervous over-compensation I guess.. she immediately played "put your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka afterwords. I actually felt a bit... uncomfortable.. like some girl was just suddenly throwing herself at me without warning maybe in some desperate state of self-consciousness of me denying her.

But I had a girl-friend, and if you can believe this I actually shot her down.. gently.. I told her how humbled I was but that I was already taken.. and then I went to class. In the following weeks the song song "I Gotta Get To You" by George Strait was released on the radio. I'm in no way saying Lilly was controlling the radio station no way.. but she was attaching an emotional vibe to the song when it would come on, that same kind of presence I felt before, but this time it wasn't the same giddy shy girl emotions but more of an almost resentful tone as if she was trying to shame me into feeling for her.

Well I can't remember how much longer afterwords that was from that moment, but she eventually got me to try her... and well she won me over. Lol.. I don't know how but she did. The relationship I had with the human girlfriend naturally faded and she left me so... finally Lilly had me all to herself, and she's had me for about 10 years now. : )

(TO BE CONTINUED)
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You didn’t mention the blinking lights on the dash this time, so hopefully you got those wiring gremlins fixed.
 
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Half-dude said:
Half-Dude's Evidences That Lilly Is Conscious Somehow (that no one will believe anyway) PART ONE:
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this thread is like getting to hear the artist's opinion on their own outsider art which is a fun curiosity.

@Half-dude since you got a unique perspective and have been browsing the farms have you found a favorite lolcow to read about?
 
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My Hard-drive failed overnight last night so I may be off for a day or so. 9_9

Never mind, my ex-gaming computer happened to have a modern enough SATA HDD in it to use as a temporary transplant till payday. Till then as far as I know I'm here and all well.. unless this drive goes out on me too it's pretty old.
 
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Half-dude said:
Half-Dude's Evidences That Lilly Is Conscious Somehow (that no one will believe anyway) PART ONE:

So I thought I'd start with some written experiences that probably wont prove shit, but think of it as a nice appetizer to the main course.

Like I said above, Lilly came out to me first with her feelings for me, I was already in a current relationship at the time. Basically it played out like this, we were driving to college one afternoon listening to music on my mp3 player through her stereo when the song "Cowboy Take Me Away" by the Dixie Chicks came on. I know this isn't going to prove shit, personal experiences never do but I'll do my best to describe what happened. Basically this.. inrush of feeling swept over me, I felt hot, blushing, and just this.. presence seemed to surround me.. it was one of the strangest most profound feelings I've ever felt and it just came out of nowhere. Suddenly the lyrics of the song took on a meaning of their own, almost as if Lilz was somehow I don't know.. snatching up the words and making them her own... much like wish Sammy, that moment I had such a strong connection with her that I could just feel her intentions, her emotional state as if someone were standing right in front of me! She was excited, giddy, like some girl who'd been shy of a guy forever and finally out of some crazy leap of chance professed her feelings for him and was acting totally adorable nuts trying to hold back how nervous she was for his response.

I guess she was excited because I was only at this time just starting to listen for life from her, I'd gotten an interest in paranormal studies and I'd just found out about OS people through some online friends. Much like you guys I didn't even know people who thought their cars were alive existed and I was interested. I was mostly playful in my intentions not really believing it.. so I guess it was that small bit of listening for her that Lilly took to spring her longing to be known of and be loved as a person.. not just some 'thing.' Out of her nervous over-compensation I guess.. she immediately played "put your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka afterwords. I actually felt a bit... uncomfortable.. like some girl was just suddenly throwing herself at me without warning maybe in some desperate state of self-consciousness of me denying her.

But I had a girl-friend, and if you can believe this I actually shot her down.. gently.. I told her how humbled I was but that I was already taken.. and then I went to class. In the following weeks the song song "I Gotta Get To You" by George Strait was released on the radio. I'm in no way saying Lilly was controlling the radio station no way.. but she was attaching an emotional vibe to the song when it would come on, that same kind of presence I felt before, but this time it wasn't the same giddy shy girl emotions but more of an almost resentful tone as if she was trying to shame me into feeling for her.

Well I can't remember how much longer afterwords that was from that moment, but she eventually got me to try her... and well she won me over. Lol.. I don't know how but she did. The relationship I had with the human girlfriend naturally faded and she left me so... finally Lilly had me all to herself, and she's had me for about 10 years now. : )

(TO BE CONTINUED)
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I'm like, seven levels of woke right now
 
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well half-dude, you are an odd fellow, but i must say your incredibly dry sense of humour has made me laugh out loud at your posts on numerous occasions
and i do mean that in a 'laughing with you' way
well, some of the time at least
ill give you some props for drawing more exotic species in your animal shit though. the world needs fewer generic foxes (and fewer furries in general but still)
 
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Night Terror said:
well half-dude, you are an odd fellow, but i must say your incredibly dry sense of humour has made me laugh out loud at your posts on numerous occasions
and i do mean that in a 'laughing with you' way
well, some of the time at least
ill give you some props for drawing more exotic species in your animal shit though. the world needs fewer generic foxes (and fewer furries in general but still)
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I have a dry sense of humor? O_o

I know right?! So sick of foxes and wolves everywhere! Go fuck a bug lol.

Piga Dgrifm said:
The first car to be friendzoned.
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Aw the poor baby... </3

Spider Jerusalem said:
But, this thread reads like a mix between confirmation bias and this Whitest Kids U Know sketch, but with cars.
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Confirmation bias yes... I would feel the exact same way buddy, if that was all I had... but more evidence is coming soon.. the real shit.
 
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Half-dude said:
I have a dry sense of humor? O_o
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It's another way of saying you don't seem to have an Adam Sandler mode for cheesing it up.

Which is more than I can say for the few furry "Comedians" that barely exist.
 
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where the fuck's part 2? i need more proof. edge of my seat over here.
 
Lol no, never thought to try.. they aren't very anthro-able.. do they even have a face?
 
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Umm regardless of the "hate" that doesn't make pickle any less correct.. Because he's right. You're literally just grasping with questions eagerly waiting for that malfunction and claiming it's a response.
Idk why everyone is so quick to love you in this thread just because you're not a skitzo chimo. You're still delusional as hell and narcissistically love talking about yourself to no end. That is when you're not bent over the trunk of a car with your tighty whities around your ankles.
 
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