Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Piga Dgrifm said:
I'll tell you one thing, I never quite know what to expect from you.
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Considering that I've branched out into drawing fur art too, but that I draw pin-ups of animals that even furries don't touch.. like fish and bugs.. I think I'm going to relable myself a "shock art" artist. Because honestly, the more absord an idea is.. such as a gold-fish in bondage gear with a buttplug up her tiny fish-asshole for example, the more I wanna draw it. Just to have people say "well that's something I never thought I'd see or wanted to see."
 
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TheUltimatePickle said:
Pretty sure it was all online and they never actually met in person.
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Nope, she was basically a waste of time like most people. Seriously people are so fucking boring.

You sure are a half-dude expert Pickle-Rick, do you have the hots for me or something?

CIA Nigger said:
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You probably feel like this is some sort of pwnage or something. Until you stop and realize that the only reason you have these comments to find in the first place is because I let you find them. I'd replied to those comments before posting the link to the video here (check the time stamps), and you guys wouldn't even know about the video if I hadn't let you guys know about it for my own bragging rights.

Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get me feeling upset eventually. :)

NumberingYourState said:
I bet Lily would have more fun with me.
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Yeah? If she enjoyed being blue-beaned I guess. lol.
 
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Found a more traditional Waifu Car:
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Doctor Stan said:
You ever stop, and look at cars like that, or the MLP Wrapped Smart Car, and think, someone paid money for that, and drives around with that. Why. To what ends? For what purpose?
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It’s actually a big thing in Japan. They call it “itasha” which literally means “painful car.”

Half-dude said:
You probably feel like this is some sort of pwnage or something. Until you stop and realize that the only reason you have these comments to find in the first place is because I let you find them. I'd replied to those comments before posting the link to the video here (check the time stamps), and you guys wouldn't even know about the video if I hadn't let you guys know about it for my own bragging rights.

Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get me feeling upset eventually. :)



Yeah? If she enjoyed being blue-beaned I guess. lol.
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Half-dude said:
You probably feel like this is some sort of pwnage or something. Until you stop and realize that the only reason you have these comments to find in the first place is because I let you find them. I'd replied to those comments before posting the link to the video here (check the time stamps), and you guys wouldn't even know about the video if I hadn't let you guys know about it for my own bragging rights.

Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get me feeling upset eventually. :)



Yeah? If she enjoyed being blue-beaned I guess. lol.
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As if an autistic NEET who barely ever interacts with people outside of the internet is in any position to make judgements about people in general.
 
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Half-dude said:
Considering that I've branched out into drawing fur art too, but that I draw pin-ups of animals that even furries don't touch.. like fish and bugs.. I think I'm going to relable myself a "shock art" artist. Because honestly, the more absord an idea is.. such as a gold-fish in bondage gear with a buttplug up her tiny fish-asshole for example, the more I wanna draw it. Just to have people say "well that's something I never thought I'd see or wanted to see."
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Draw us a mascot pls <3 :3c xDDD
 
It's an interesting thread, I don't think I really quite gel with the idea of rejecting people for cars - but horses for different courses. Guy isn't hurting anyone - and I guess that's the main thing, he doesn't seem a jerk. Just a guy who gave up on other people - which I guess is kind of a shame but then if he lives for Lilly and Mitzi I guess at least he found his meaning to live even if it's kind of cringy. I respect it way more than other cows who just live very sad lives hating the world, e-begging and not really doing anything.

I think you misunderstand the Farms though, most of us *are* a bit exceptional and that's maybe why we enjoy weird people watching. Some are tryhard edgelords, other people come here to feel a bit better about their own situations, others still just find the kind of people chronicled here fascinating. Threads can be full of people who half-will their favourite Cows to become better people by giving advice, as much as there are those who just like passing judgement or reacting to the latest happening. On rare occasions when people can help a cow, or help victims escape a cow, the Farms enjoys that even if it does mean the content ends.

Though @Half-dude - You mentioned before Lilly doesn't really recognise Monogamy as a thing, so she might be willing to share. Would you ever have a relationship between herself and maybe someone else who respected your relationship with or at least tried to see Lilly as a valued family member?
 
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