Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

You can rate me dumb all you want. I'm definitely not jealous of someone so severely mentally ill that they think that they're in a relationship with a car for the last ten years, sticking your dick in the tailpipe and preferring that over human intimacy. This is why the internet can be a dangerous place. Just because you found a pocket of people who like to fuck amusement rides, buildings, and fences to be your friends and support your delusions doesn't make you any less mentally ill. It's just the same as when gang stalker people find and support each other on YouTube or when pedophile advocates group together on Twitter.
 
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I really don't think any of the "trolls" here are furious or even mad because they "can't get under your skin." That long ass rant about how you're not mad, along with the overly aggressive post towards pickle really says otherwise. It absolutely got under your skin, and the sad thing is that neither of us were trolling. We were just calling things for how we see them as truth be told. Nobody cares about whether you stay or go you'll still be a retard either way, car fucker.
 
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Ya know Ian when I said nobody here cares what you do or don't fornicate (directed at @Cowlick ) with, that didn't mean no one can criticize the fetish or """deeper""" (sarcasm) aspects to it all. Also don't pull the Rick and Morty humor in here, that shit got old fast the first time you went off-topic. You agreed to share some intimate details with us and therefor opened up to doubters, even then it's the internet so deal with it. If I were in your shoes I wouldn't be defending my position as hard as you are right now, because it's understandably absurd to pretty much anyone whose an automotive enthusiast with human connections, or hell just anyone in general. No one cares about your so-called philosophical arguments.

In short, lol calm down.
 
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Half-dude said:
Yeah, sure I am chief.

I'll let the videos speak for themselves. By the way you sound incredibly butthurt and jealous.

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Dude, literally no one is jealous of you. You’re a virgin in your 30’s, you live with your parents, and you drive a beater Hyundai with electrical issues.

And that’s without even mentioning the raging torrent of cringe you’ve been spewing all over the internet for years.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
Ya know Ian when I said nobody here cares what you do or don't fornicate (directed at @Cowlick ) with, that didn't mean no one can criticize the fetish or """deeper""" (sarcasm) aspects to it all. Also don't pull the Rick and Morty humor in here, that shit got old fast the first time you went off-topic. You agreed to share some intimate details with us and therefor opened up to doubters, even then it's the internet so deal with it. If I were in your shoes I wouldn't be defending my position as hard as you are right now, because it's understandably absurd to pretty much anyone whose an automotive enthusiast with human connections, or hell just anyone in general. No one cares about your so-called philosophical arguments.

In short, lol calm down.
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I don't remember you saying that to me actually, : 0 But yeah by all means criticize it all you like, challenge meh. Only point I'm making is that I've probably heard most of the arguments before, this isn't my first debate you understand. I'm not even mad despite what the sad little trolls like to coming out of the woodwork (as I had predicted) are trying to paint me as to make it look like I'm wrong in what I said, so I really couldn't calm down any more then I am right now. I just got off a 13 hour work day, I'm about as calm as I could possibility be finally back at the ol' computer after a lovely 30 minute drive with my lovely baby-boo. <3

I know you're a smart person NumberingYouState, you're not going to really fall for these troll tactics are you? As I said, when a troll can't make a valid defense they turn to misdirection, trying to make any a counter-argument to them, no matter how calmly delivered, as that the person actually being angry and freaking the fuck out out. It's an age old response that I've seen a hundred times.

As for my hard criticism of Pickle, it's just because he's a whiny butthurt little bitch that, like I've said, I have a history with. I just felt like poking him with a stick a little.

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Will do buddy, I'll give my bae a hug and a kiss on the hood from ya. <3
 
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Half-dude said:
I don't remember you saying that to me actually, : 0 But yeah by all means criticize it all you like, challenge meh. Only point I'm making is that I've probably heard most of the arguments before, this isn't my first debate you understand. I'm not even mad despite what the sad little trolls like to coming out of the woodwork (as I had predicted) are trying to paint me as to make it look like I'm wrong in what I said, so I really couldn't calm down any more then I am right now. I just got off a 13 hour work day, I'm about as calm as I could possibility be finally back at the ol' computer after a lovely 30 minute drive with my lovely baby-boo. <3

I know you're a smart person NumberingYouState, you're not going to really fall for these troll tactics are you? As I said, when a troll can't make a valid defense they turn to misdirection, trying to make any a counter-argument to them, no matter how calmly delivered, as that the person actually being angry and freaking the fuck out out. It's an age old response that I've seen a hundred times.

As for my hard criticism of Pickle, it's just because he's a whiny butthurt little bitch that, like I've said, I have a history with. I just felt like poking him with a stick a little.
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Let me give you a piece of advice which I’m sure you’ll ignore. Get the fuck off of kiwi farms, not because I “hate” you, but because nothing good will come of it. We are all laughing at you, even the people that are being nice about it. This is literally a website for laughing at people like you. These people are not your friends.

Go get a job, and maybe a hobby that doesn’t involve drawing weird porn. Preferably one that involves hanging out with adult humans. Trivia, softball, literally anything that doesn’t involve furry shit or cars.

Make some new friends, do not tell them about your fucked up fetishes or show them your degenerate “art”.

If all this sounds too hard then get a therapist. They can help you get your shit together if you want to. I bet your parents would even help you pay for therapy if you told them you were trying to improve yourself. Your lifestyle is not healthy, and improving yourself and your situation does not get easier as you get older.
 
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Lol oh Pickle, don't be mad that you're so uninteresting in comparison to me. I know it makes you jealous that I can still have a sizable fanbase and close friends despite being openly myself despite how strange it, and that I can get extra spending cash from people at the drop of a hat of me opening commissions up like I just did recently. But let me encourage you right now, be yourself Pickle, open up to people about your interests and passions and let people love the real you.. it's quite nice.

XOXO
 
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