Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

It's an interesting thread, I don't think I really quite gel with the idea of rejecting people for cars - but horses for different courses. Guy isn't hurting anyone - and I guess that's the main thing, he doesn't seem a jerk. Just a guy who gave up on other people - which I guess is kind of a shame but then if he lives for Lilly and Mitzi I guess at least he found his meaning to live even if it's kind of cringy. I respect it way more than other cows who just live very sad lives hating the world, e-begging and not really doing anything.

I think you misunderstand the Farms though, most of us *are* a bit exceptional and that's maybe why we enjoy weird people watching. Some are tryhard edgelords, other people come here to feel a bit better about their own situations, others still just find the kind of people chronicled here fascinating. Threads can be full of people who half-will their favourite Cows to become better people by giving advice, as much as there are those who just like passing judgement or reacting to the latest happening. On rare occasions when people can help a cow, or help victims escape a cow, the Farms enjoys that even if it does mean the content ends.

Though @Half-dude - You mentioned before Lilly doesn't really recognise Monogamy as a thing, so she might be willing to share. Would you ever have a relationship between herself and maybe someone else who respected your relationship with or at least tried to see Lilly as a valued family member?

He craves attention and asspats, and goes out of his way to be cringey and shock people with his “art” then gets all pretentious and smug if you call him out on it. He’s really similar to a lot of gender snowflakes and troons in that respect.

Yeah he’s not bad compared to Nick Bate or Elliot Rodger, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a jerk.
 
You ever stop, and look at cars like that, or the MLP Wrapped Smart Car, and think, someone paid money for that, and drives around with that. Why. To what ends? For what purpose?

Sounds like a G to me, someone that doesn't give a fuck what people think OR the worlds biggest troll. We should admire and aspire to be such Gs.

It’s actually a big thing in Japan. They call it “itasha” which literally means “painful car.”

You know in Japan the people there believe machines have souls... if you were Japanese Pickle-Rick you wouldn't think I was weird.

As if an autistic NEET who barely ever interacts with people outside of the internet is in any position to make judgements about people in general.

Woah, okay so now you're camping out in front of my house? From the sound of it you've been doing it for quite a while as well too. Dude, if you're wanting to make out, maybe give a blow-job or something come on in already, lets hang out!

Draw us a mascot pls <3 :3c xDDD

Lol don't you already have a mascot? That little claw thing by your logo? Should I just put titties on it? Actually I was pondering on the idea of drawing a male anthro-car shoving @TheUltimatePickle up his car ass to use as a dildo. What do ya think?

No I'd make her go HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONKHONK.

Ooooh yeah, cuck me baby. |: D
 
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Sounds like a G to me, someone that doesn't give a fuck what people think OR the worlds biggest troll. We should admire and aspire to be such Gs.



You know in Japan the people there believe machines have souls... if you were Japanese Pickle-Rick you wouldn't think I was weird.



Woah, okay so now you're camping out in front of my house? From the sound of it you've been doing it for quite a while as well too. Dude, if you're wanting to make out, maybe give a blow-job or something come on in already, lets hang out!



Lol don't you already have a mascot? That little claw thing by your logo? Should I just put titties on it?



Ooooh yeah, cuck me baby. |: D

It doesn’t require field work to reveal how autistic you are, just five seconds on google. You really aren’t that complex of a person.

Also, you don’t know shit about Japan if you think they’re less judgmental of weirdos over there.
 
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It's an interesting thread, I don't think I really quite gel with the idea of rejecting people for cars - but horses for different courses. Guy isn't hurting anyone - and I guess that's the main thing, he doesn't seem a jerk. Just a guy who gave up on other people - which I guess is kind of a shame but then if he lives for Lilly and Mitzi I guess at least he found his meaning to live even if it's kind of cringy. I respect it way more than other cows who just live very sad lives hating the world, e-begging and not really doing anything.

I think you misunderstand the Farms though, most of us *are* a bit exceptional and that's maybe why we enjoy weird people watching. Some are tryhard edgelords, other people come here to feel a bit better about their own situations, others still just find the kind of people chronicled here fascinating. Threads can be full of people who half-will their favourite Cows to become better people by giving advice, as much as there are those who just like passing judgement or reacting to the latest happening. On rare occasions when people can help a cow, or help victims escape a cow, the Farms enjoys that even if it does mean the content ends.

Though @Half-dude - You mentioned before Lilly doesn't really recognise Monogamy as a thing, so she might be willing to share. Would you ever have a relationship between herself and maybe someone else who respected your relationship with or at least tried to see Lilly as a valued family member?

Good to meet you Rising, though I think you have the wrong idea about me. I mean it depends on the day and how I'm feeling, to an extent yes, I think the years of self-reliance and lack of social opportunities not to mention the unwarranted and horrendous bullying I got in school.. my mind has simply grown to not need other people. The brain adapts so they say. But I haven't rejected people, I would happily pursue a friendship with someone if they were interested in doing so but its everyone else who's rejected me. That's not to say I don't have plenty of acquaintances because I do but it never goes further then that. My mother, who I'm pretty sure I inhereted whatever inate unlikable trait it is from always described going to social situations as "being invisible." I'm basically that person you see standing around the circle in every group conversation that you don't notice.

Honestly I don't really have much interest in others, most other people. I find most conversations around me to be pretty pointless in topic and inconsequential, literally nothing but filler %90 of the time. I loath most social activities of 'the normies' dance clubs, bars, drinking, stupid ass cellphone crap, live music ect ect. So honestly even in my attempts at meeting people it's pretty damn hard to get myself to even go with how incredibly dull and insipid most people are.

Despite what Pickle-Rick would likely say about me, I feel that I am a fairly intelligent person and that my ideas and drawings while mocked today will likely be respected after I'm gone or at least older.. as is the fate of most people throughout history. Seriously some of the most influential people in history have not only had autism or are believed to have had it, but were also thought as weird and crazy, were usually social outcasts and shut ins, and were never respected till way later or even after they were dead. You guys here in the Kiwi farms have some sort of warped view of autism as if it's some horrible attribute in people that means those people need to be bullied and belittled to the point where some of them even kill themselves, then pat yourselves on the back and tell yourself it was for the greater good. You're basically nazis in some respects. In reality if you look into science articles autistic people are thought to be an intentional quirk of nature, they become the thinkers and reinventors of society. But whatever, you guys keep doing you or whatever.

But I will admit this, there are some of you here that are genuinely interesting and interestED. If it weren't for you guys I'd have little reason to waste my time here.

Anyway RisingPheonix, to answer your ending question. The reason I don't even really look for a human girlfriend is for a variety of reasons some of them I think are quite altruistic. My father is a hideous bloodsucker of a man, he's been in 3 relationships, and left fatherless children from all three of them. Despite my disgust at the idea, I think it's pretty possible that whatever causes him to ruin so many relationships have probably carried over to me. So to save the suffering of whatever hypothetical future girlfriend I might have if I looked at all, I don't. As I discussed I also have little interest in the concerns and conversations of the common folk so I know that girl probably wouldn't get much social stimulation from me, and I'm self-aware to realize that the most I really have to be interested in with a human girlfriend would be sex... and that's nothing to build a relationship alone one.. I think more people could stand to realize that as well. The rest of it, the cuddling, the kissing, the warm fuzziness of the adorable side of relationships I get from cuddling with Lilly so I literally don't need a human girl for that.

So honestly, even when instincts and society make me feel like useless shit enough to think about even looking for a girlfriend, I lack the real urge to even actually look.

I think Dr Shyam did a good video lately about other reasons relationships seem stupid to me. Including things such as the likelihood due to statistics that such relationships are doomed to fail anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO9nUBazWEg Lastly I think it would be completely against the mentality of any woman to be able to stand sharing a man with a car, her ego would literally drive her to hate Lilly if not right away eventually, and with the way women like to vandalize cars (ala Carrie Underwood style) to get back at men that's something I really wouldn't risk. I could never stand Lilly being hurt because some cunt was jealous of her.

It doesn’t require field work to reveal how autistic you are, just five seconds on google. You really aren’t that complex of a person.

Also, you don’t know shit about Japan if you think they’re less judgmental of weirdos over there.

Oh yeah? Show me what you found that shows this so transparently or else bullshit. : )

WOW! I think it's YOU that doesn't know Japan then lol! Fuck the Japanese dont even need a furry fandom because anyone who wants to dress up in an animal costume over there isn't even given a second look. Also let me supply this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzzDLujpat4

He craves attention and asspats, and goes out of his way to be cringey and shock people with his “art” then gets all pretentious and smug if you call him out on it. He’s really similar to a lot of gender snowflakes and troons in that respect.

Yeah he’s not bad compared to Nick Bate or Elliot Rodger, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a jerk.

I don't know if it's delusion, denial, or just straight up laying out of your face. But it's hiliously hypocritical for someone like you even think someone else is a "jerk." You literally sit on a website created by 4-chan rejects, whos sole purpose is to create a heaven for trolls where they can all collectively torment people who don't deserve it one bit, a website with a track record of actually driving bullied people to suicide, with a thread where the admin openly tries to calm the crowd by reassuring them that it wasn't their fault. An admin so gutless that he literally closes down the site when he finds out he's getting a taste of his own medicine for once to protect his ass. A website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them. You participate in all that shit and you actually have the gull to call me "a jerk." You're pathetic Pickle.
 
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I don't know if it's delusion, denial, or just straight up laying out of your face. But it's hiliously hypocritical for someone like you even think someone else is a "jerk." You literally sit on a website created by 4-chan rejects, whos sole purpose is to create a heaven for trolls where they can all collectively torment people who don't deserve it one bit, a website with a track record of actually driving bullied people to suicide, with a thread where the admin openly tries to calm the crowd by reassuring them that it wasn't their fault. An admin so gutless that he literally closes down the site when he finds out he's getting a taste of his own medicine for once to protect his ass. A website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them. You participate in all that shit and you actually have the gull to call me "a jerk." You're pathetic Pickle.

Why do you think proving I’m an asshole somehow magically makes you not an asshole? That’s not how that works at all.

You’re just buttmad because no one is giving you asspats on here anymore and you’re blaming it on me.

You REALLY don’t know shit about Japan dude. It’s not like all the weebos think, it’s an extremely repressive culture that emphasizes conformity, much more so than the US.
 
Japanese cars should have slanted headlights, like:
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Why do you think proving I’m an asshole somehow magically makes you not an asshole? That’s not how that works at all.

You’re just buttmad because no one is giving you asspats on here anymore and you’re blaming it on me.

You REALLY don’t know shit about Japan dude. It’s not like all the weebos think, it’s an extremely repressive culture that emphasizes conformity, much more so than the US.

Nope, it doesn't make me not an asshole, though I'd question how many people think I've been an asshole in the first play besides you and a handful of others. No, it just makes you a big fat hypocrite for you in particular to call me an asshole, you and any other troll on this site. It makes your opinion of me on that subject null and void because you have no place to judge.

Lets not even mention the fact that you've hated and attacked me since the moment you knew about me, without any warrant or reason to do so...


Oh of course, I don't know anything about Japan, and I guess the Japanese don't know anything about Japan either seeing as the documentary was interviewing literal Japanese people.

@Half-dude did you ever get around to watching Initial D

Sorry Steve, no I haven't. Just been real busy as of late, haven't had much time to draw either if that's any proof.

Japanese cars should have slanted headlights, like:
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Awww that lil baby is adorable. <3 Kinda looks like it's wearing those old style glasses.

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btw here's a cute crab.. ^^

 
You literally sit on a website created by 4-chan rejects, whos sole purpose is to create a heaven for trolls where they can all collectively torment people who don't deserve it one bit, a website with a track record of actually driving bullied people to suicide, with a thread where the admin openly tries to calm the crowd by reassuring them that it wasn't their fault. An admin so gutless that he literally closes down the site when he finds out he's getting a taste of his own medicine for once to protect his ass. A website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them. You participate in all that shit and you actually have the gull to call me "a jerk." You're pathetic Pickle.
This is so wrong I should have given it more than a Disagree, but to break it down...
"actually driving bullied people to suicide": Who, Julie Terryberry? Yeah, I'm sure KF had to do with it and not living in a shed with a psychopath who was 10 years older and abused her.
"when he finds out he's getting a taste of his own medicine for once": No one on KF has actually threatened with death threats or credible threats anyone we discuss on the site. Probably the closest is some sperg who catfished one of the big 'cows around here into taking a bus to a really shitty part of town (or something) and that guy was banned.
"website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them": Nearly all of the "halal" threads were for autists that were not only full of themselves (major players, had to comment on everything) but weren't particularly well-liked. It literally says on pretty much every page that no trolling plans are allowed and KF is not some sort of "autistic Illuminati".
 
It literally says on pretty much every page that no trolling plans are allowed and KF is not some sort of "autistic Illuminati".

That's about as helpful as a sign in a concentration camp that says "no gassing Jews." around this place. I think the last people I'd trust to make an accurate depiction of this site would be it's own users thank you very much.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/kiwi-farms

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms
 
Oh yeah? Show me what you found that shows this so transparently or else bullshit. : )

WOW! I think it's YOU that doesn't know Japan then lol! Fuck the Japanese dont even need a furry fandom because anyone who wants to dress up in an animal costume over there isn't even given a second look. Also let me supply this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzzDLujpat4

Just because someone doesn't give you a second look in public doesn't mean that the minute you're out of their sight they aren't making jokes at your expense and laughing at you, because that's what a lot of people do.
 
Nope, it doesn't make me not an asshole, though I'd question how many people think I've been an asshole in the first play besides you and a handful of others. No, it just makes you a big fat hypocrite for you in particular to call me an asshole, you and any other troll on this site. It makes your opinion of me on that subject null and void because you have no place to judge.

Lets not even mention the fact that you've hated and attacked me since the moment you knew about me, without any warrant or reason to do so...


Oh of course, I don't know anything about Japan, and I guess the Japanese don't know anything about Japan either seeing as the documentary was interviewing literal Japanese people.

Evidence like this entire thread full of your autistic bouncing and squeaking about car tits and text walls of rage?

Oh shit, you watched a documentary about Japanese furries? You’re the expert then, I stand corrected.

I don't know if it's delusion, denial, or just straight up laying out of your face. But it's hiliously hypocritical for someone like you even think someone else is a "jerk." You literally sit on a website created by 4-chan rejects, whos sole purpose is to create a heaven for trolls where they can all collectively torment people who don't deserve it one bit, a website with a track record of actually driving bullied people to suicide, with a thread where the admin openly tries to calm the crowd by reassuring them that it wasn't their fault. An admin so gutless that he literally closes down the site when he finds out he's getting a taste of his own medicine for once to protect his ass. A website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them. You participate in all that shit and you actually have the gull to call me "a jerk." You're pathetic Pickle.

If you talk shit about @Null you’re going to have a bad time.
 
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Stop quadruple posting like a retard. And spoiler your autistic abominations or “shock art” or whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

You come on our forum, you ignore our rules, you act like you’re somehow superior despite being a complete failure of a human being, you talk shit about @Null, and then wonder why people don’t respond positively to you.
 
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