Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Piga Dgrifm]

Camaro colon.

Didn't think I'd ever see those two words together like that.

 

[diana]

Yeaaah.. people are disingenuous lil cunts aren't they? ^^

Ironic coming from the man who said he wasn't coming back here.

 

[GS 281]

You literally sit on a website created by 4-chan rejects, whos sole purpose is to create a heaven for trolls where they can all collectively torment people who don't deserve it one bit, a website with a track record of actually driving bullied people to suicide

Not true. we're not good enough trolls to push someone to suicide.

A website full of people so corrupt that they're literally afraid of each other because they know if anything sensitive about themselves got out that their own 'friends' would turn on them.

He's right you know.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

A different sort of car pussy:

Anyway, are there any cars you know that you feel are in a relationship with one another?

Personally, I ship these two:

 

[FlipTopBox]

I feel that I am a fairly intelligent person and that my ideas and drawings while mocked today will likely be respected after I'm gone or at least older.. as is the fate of most people throughout history.

This sounds pretty fuckin' pretentious, man. I severely doubt that your art will be that much better respected in the future. You'll probably just be forgotten like a majority of artists throughout history.

 

[CIA Nigger]

This sounds pretty fuckin' pretentious, man. I severely doubt that your art will be that much better respected in the future. You'll probably just be forgotten like a majority of artists throughout history.

That reminds me of those parody pictures with DeviantArt tier crap shopped into art galleries to mock the fact that DeviantArtists consider their shit to be high art.

 

[Half-dude]

Stop quadruple posting like a retard. And spoiler your autistic abominations or “shock art” or whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

You come on our forum, you ignore our rules, you act like you’re somehow superior despite being a complete failure of a human being, you talk shit about @Null, and then wonder why people don’t respond positively to you.

LOL!

Didn't think I'd ever see those two words together like that.

That's what I love to hear lol. I still remember the laugh I got when the guys on F-plus said with disbelief as they read a description of mine "maybe it's because she has a car-gina." lol.

Ironic coming from the man who said he wasn't coming back here.

Hey hey, I'm just giving the fans what they wanted and expected. About half of you were either saying I wish I'd come back or that "aww he'll be back." Admit it, you're glad I'm back, and I'm not more dishonest then a band that does a surprise come out of retirement tour.

Not true. we're not good enough trolls to push someone to suicide.

Aw come on give yourself more credit then that!

A different sort of car pussy:

Anyway, are there any cars you know that you feel are in a relationship with one another?

Personally, I ship these two:

Yeah those smart cars are pretty adorable, not in any kind of hot way though just cute. Cute like a Miata getting bathies.. https://twitter.com/RStoCDnoru/status/970191376318017536

This sounds pretty fuckin' pretentious, man. I severely doubt that your art will be that much better respected in the future. You'll probably just be forgotten like a majority of artists throughout history.

History will tell my friend, but in case you're wrong you'll be able to look back and say "yeah.. I was there man, I was there at the beginning."

 

[Half-dude]

That reminds me of those parody pictures with DeviantArt tier crap shopped into art galleries to mock the fact that DeviantArtists consider their shit to be high art.

Aw CIA don't be a hateful furry, come on. <3

It's not the quality of my art that stands out, it's the controversial look at cars that it portrays that'll be what people talk about if anything. Admit it or not, but I've go ta 56 page Kiwi thread here so something about me must interest you. Yes, I know you won't admit that you're genuinely interested when you respond.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

This sounds pretty fuckin' pretentious, man. I severely doubt that your art will be that much better respected in the future. You'll probably just be forgotten like a majority of artists throughout history.

His work is completely lacking in actual artistic merit, he’s decnt at drawing but not really any better than a talented high school kid.

Yeah, lot of great artists had sexual kinks and a lot even hinted at them in their work. But that’s a far cry from drawing comics of an Accord buttfucking a Porsche so that he can rub one out to it.

At the end of the day he’s not an artist he’s a weirdo who draws weird cartoon porn for himself other weirdos to jerk off to. And he’s even sadder and more delusional than I thought if he truly thinks that he’ll be remembered as a great artist outside of his circle jerk on fur affinity.

Edit: @Half-dude nice job, you got it down to only two posts in a row this time.

 

[diana]

Hey hey, I'm just giving the fans what they wanted and expected. About half of you were either saying I wish I'd come back or that "aww he'll be back." Admit it, you're glad I'm back, and I'm not more dishonest then a band that does a surprise come out of retirement tour.

Like most cows you misunderstand 2 key points:
1. Some of us like you or are "fans." We aren't. The fact that you perceive us as fans is an interesting look into your reality, though.
2. Flaws in your logic, behavior or stories, that we point out is not us bullying or trying to get rid of you. This is the nature of the site, you create content that we critique and requote.

For example:
You state you do not come here for attention;

It's certainly not on my list of top places I go for attention.

yet you continue to come back after telling us you don't like the way you're treated;

I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else. I guess that was naive to think otherwise but I have you all the benefit of the doubt that you were more then just trolls. I wanted to make friends, but how can you make friends with people who have no interest in making friends with you, people who you have to protect yourself from. You give me this advice to protect myself from you, totally detached as to what you're actually admitting about yourselves. I just find it hard to believe that you can happily look at yourself and say 'yes I'm out to get you, protect yourself from me.' So I'm leaving because I realized there's no hope in trying to be friends with people like that because they'll never let you.

Some of you were genuinely trying to be nice though, but honestly it's so hard to tell how many actually were so.. yeah. Bye I guess.

And you even admit to wanting to keep your thread going;

Besides what's wrong with me wanting to keep my thread going? Really more then anything you just come off as jealous more then anything else, so.. good job there buddy.

By you being here and posting, you've done our job for us, we don't even have to archive this stuff.

And on that note, I'd like to say this:
No one here is jealous of you Ian, I find it hard to be jealous of someone who has so little entertainment in his life that he fucks his car and visits an internet bullying website for attention (however negative it might be) nor do I wish you to leave the thread, as you can see you have provided me with substantial evidence to counter many claims you have or may make.

You are not stupid, you made an accurate observation earlier, that "[you've] realized that [we] were out to get [you] and nothing else."
People want you to come back and exist here for their entertainment., not because they like you and your car porn.

Go forward knowing this.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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The gasoline made me lol.

I once dated a rock, but she took our relationship for granite.

 

[Half-dude]

Like most cows you misunderstand 2 key points:
1. Some of us like you or are "fans." We aren't. The fact that you perceive us as fans is an interesting look into your reality, though.
2. Flaws in your logic, behavior or stories, that we point out is not us bullying or trying to get rid of you. This is the nature of the site, you create content that we critique and requote.

1. Oh so you speak for not only yourself but for around 18,000 other people, jeez and you think I'M full of myself.
2. Exactly why I'm here!

For example:
You state you do not come here for attention;

yet you continue to come back after telling us you don't like the way you're treated;

And you even admit to wanting to keep your thread going;

By you being here and posting, you've done our job for us, we don't even have to archive this stuff.

Glad to see that the fact that I'm trolling you guys back no has totally blown over your head. lol

And on that note, I'd like to say this:
No one here is jealous of you Ian, I find it hard to be jealous of someone who has so little entertainment in his life that he fucks his car and visits an internet bullying website for attention (however negative it might be) nor do I wish you to leave the thread, as you can see you have provided me with substantial evidence to counter many claims you have or may make.

You are not stupid, you made an accurate observation earlier, that "[you've] realized that [we] were out to get [you] and nothing else."
People want you to come back and exist here for their entertainment., not because they like you and your car porn.

Go forward knowing this.

Sure Diana, I deprive some human pussy of my dick and give it to Lilly out of "boredom," go ahead and paint whatever picture of me you want to. If it gets you off to believe that someone's life is more pathetic then your own then I'm glad to be your happy pill. Again, you guys fail to realize that the more annoyed you get by me acting full of myself the more I enjoy doing it to spite you. You'll say it doesn't irritate you but then again you people wouldn't bring it up every other post if that were the case but whatever.

To finish up you said "People want you to come back and exist here for their entertainment., not because they like you and your car porn." a little slow to the party Diana considering upon my return I stated how me being here would be mutually benefital. You guys get someone to laugh at, and I get to enjoy seeing people freaked out by me and my work. You can look back a few pages if you don't believe me.

The gasoline made me lol.

Lol yeah, well he's gotta get his big trucky boy nice and plump full.. the way to a mans heart is through his stomach after all. <3 Below his stomach lies his 5 foot truck dick too. XD

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

5 foot truck dick

RIP in peace Camaro's Colon

It was a car's ass.

 

[diana]

Sure Diana, I deprive some human pussy of my dick and give it to Lilly out of "boredom," go ahead and paint whatever picture of me you want to. If it gets you off to believe that someone's life is more pathetic then your own then I'm glad to be your happy pill. Again, you guys fail to realize that the more annoyed you get by me acting full of myself the more I enjoy doing it to spite you. You'll say it doesn't irritate you but then again you people wouldn't bring it up every other post if that were the case but whatever.

Ian, it seems like you're fairly bothered by my observations. Would you mind sharing your thoughts?

 

[Half-dude]

what the heck gave you that idea?

You see everyone? The classic troll tactic on full display again: No matter how you respond the troll will always portray it in a way that furthers their own agenda weather there's evidence for it or not.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Like most cows you misunderstand 2 key points:
1. Some of us like you or are "fans." We aren't. The fact that you perceive us as fans is an interesting look into your reality, though.
2. Flaws in your logic, behavior or stories, that we point out is not us bullying or trying to get rid of you. This is the nature of the site, you create content that we critique and requote.

For example:
You state you do not come here for attention;

yet you continue to come back after telling us you don't like the way you're treated;


And you even admit to wanting to keep your thread going;


By you being here and posting, you've done our job for us, we don't even have to archive this stuff.

And on that note, I'd like to say this:
No one here is jealous of you Ian, I find it hard to be jealous of someone who has so little entertainment in his life that he fucks his car and visits an internet bullying website for attention (however negative it might be) nor do I wish you to leave the thread, as you can see you have provided me with substantial evidence to counter many claims you have or may make.

You are not stupid, you made an accurate observation earlier, that "[you've] realized that [we] were out to get [you] and nothing else."
People want you to come back and exist here for their entertainment., not because they like you and your car porn.

Go forward knowing this.

Everything you said was spot on. I couldn't have said it better.

I'm chuckling at the fact that he thinks he has fans and believes his "artwork" will be a legacy to remember.

 

[Half-dude]

You would think that wouldn't you. lol

 

[diana]

ou see everyone? The classic troll tactic on full display again: No matter how you respond the troll will always portray it in a way that furthers their own agenda weather there's evidence for it or not.

The fact that you're avoiding my question gives me suspicions that indeed, I have struck a chord.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What do you think of this one?

Earlier you mentioned that you haven't drawn bicycles since they haven't got much of a "face", are there other objects aside from cars that look like they have faces that you've been attracted to?

How are these happy fellows?

 

[CIA Nigger]

Aw CIA don't be a hateful furry, come on. <3

It's not the quality of my art that stands out, it's the controversial look at cars that it portrays that'll be what people talk about if anything. Admit it or not, but I've go ta 56 page Kiwi thread here so something about me must interest you. Yes, I know you won't admit that you're genuinely interested when you respond.

The fact you take car porn so damn seriously to the point of getting into flamewars online is the "interesting" part. Also your art is pretty mediocre, I've seen some shit in the "bad furry art" thread here that's better drawn, including that time I once dug up plane porn, and if anything that was a waste of talent instead of being just bad art with a bad fetish.