Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hanging out at the park.
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Good dog.

Well the show made her out to look like she was grinding her naked pussy on the tower, but according to her she wasn't doing that.. *shrug*

I'm going to assume the show was sensationalizing, because that sounds like a really good way to get a UTI.

Here's what I get when I search ugliest car, is he worthy of the title?:

(I guess the human equivalent of that would be a massive overbite.)

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Good dog.



I'm going to assume the show was sensationalizing, because that sounds like a really good way to get a UTI.

Here's what I get when I search ugliest car, is he worthy of the title?:
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(I guess the human equivalent of that would be a massive overbite.)

That’s a Citicar, they are pretty ugly but they were also one of the first electric cars back in the 70s.

Most of them didn’t have that weird oversized bumper though. Not sure what’s up with that.

 

[Half-dude]

Good dog.

I'm going to assume the show was sensationalizing, because that sounds like a really good way to get a UTI.

Here's what I get when I search ugliest car, is he worthy of the title?:
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(I guess the human equivalent of that would be a massive overbite.)

Yes, and good Lilly as well.

You bet your ass it was sensationalizing, it was that "Strangelove" series.

Lol dude why are you only looking up ugly cars now? Are you trying to blueball me?

It looks like a duck. Actually isn't that one of the robotic taxis from Total Recall?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Lol dude why are you only looking up ugly cars now? Are you trying to blueball me?

Alright, alright. Here's what I get for 'beautiful car':

And here's my best ride:

It's a real hot-rod.

 

[Half-dude]

Alright I'll give you what I know you want @Piga Dgrifm I finally have an electric car that I wish I could fuck to tell you. Me and another OS friend of mine were talking last night and he brought up the Tesla Model S. It took me a little bit to warm up to it because the ass is a bit flatter then I normally like.. but I do like the overall sheer fat size of it and the nice round hips.... so we both basically sat there lamenting on the fact that there is such a sexy ass right there that we absolutely could. not. fuck. It's like a lady with no anus or pussy!! Screw you Elon Musk you sadistic bastard!! <X D

Alright, alright. Here's what I get for 'beautiful car':
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What is it?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What is it?

Ford GT.

 

[Half-dude]

Well it's hips are godly.. but look at it's ass it's.... an anti-ass! What a shame..

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Well it's hips are godly.. but look at it's ass it's.... an anti-ass! What a shame..

Thicc:

 

[Half-dude]

Not bad not bad, but that chick needs to seriously wash her ass. Like every picture of her you can find she's coverd in mud.

This is thicc'er though..

So let me pose a question to you guys. If you think you all can be mature for awhile and respectful, I'd be happy to post up the comics and drawings from some of my more dramatic work from the Pinky & Violet comic for those of you haven't seen it yet.

It's an fan inspired side-prequel work for The Brave Little Toaster telling the story of Pinky the pink convertible from Worthless and her life before the junkyard and her loving motherly bond with her owner's young daughter Violet. Its at one part cute, then at others heartbreaking as the two must part ways as Pinky faces her own mortality.

That... or I could just post my shrink-fetish comic about a man and a mosquito.. lol your choice.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Pinky & Violet comic for those of you haven't seen it yet.

It's an fan inspired side-prequel work for The Brave Little Toaster telling the story of Pinky the pink convertible from Worthless and her life before the junkyard and her loving motherly bond with her owner's young daughter Violet. Its at one part cute, then at others heartbreaking as the two must part ways as Pinky faces her own mortality.
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I've seen those, they're pretty well done, kinda reminded me of Toy Story. One thing I didn't get, though: the little girl calling the car 'Mama'. I suppose this would have been a little less strange if her mother had died, but with her still around it made me wonder if she was abusive or something.

That... or I could just post my shrink-fetish comic about a man and a mosquito.. lol your choice.

I am sickened, but curious.

 

[FP 208]

@Half-dude

If a genie gave you one wish which would you choose: your hyundai being anthropomorphic and having its own free will (so theoretically it could speak up and dump your ass and do whatever the fuck it wants)

OR would you choose yourself becoming... an anthropomorphic car, but knowing you are the only talking car thing in the world and your hyundai would stay in its exact same state as present (ie its just a car and you are imagining things)?

 

[sbm1990]

@Half-dude on a scale from 1-10, 1 being "ewwww" and 10 being "daaaaamn!!!", what's your opinion on her, fam? just asking.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Correction, "humans" can. Just most don't ever think or care to try. >_> I think most people prefer the ignorant bliss to the idea anyway, then they don't have to feel the moral weight that they killed something when they wreck a car.

Is this you by any chance?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Alright, since you've dialed back your irritating superior attitude and USI I'll dial back the mean comments a little bit. Serious question. Where do you stand on the Jason Torchinsky vs Pixar debate about where the eyes should go on cartoon cars?

Also, Lilly appears to be completely stock. How do you feel about mods? Do you see them like plastic surgery or like new clothes/accessories? What would you change about her appearance? There has to be something. How do you think Lilly feels about herself? I don't know how much you know about human women, but they're always obsessing about their appearance "I wish I had bigger tits, a smaller ass, a different nose, etc" is Lilly the same way?

Sorry for any typos, I'm on this new Windows tablet and it doesn't autocorrect like all my Apple shit does.

 

[ES 148]

Then a few years later it was taken off while I was away because a mechanic doing the safety inspection said it couldn't be on because it blocked the break-light in the rear-window and he couldn't pass her until the spoiler was taken off..... fucker

God forbid people treat road safety seriously if it kills your boner.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

As for me and my opinion on the topic. Yes I'm not a fan of the eyes in the windshield and I don't buy Pixar's excuse that it was the make them more expressive.

And it means that any convertibles in that universe would look like the tops of their heads are chopped off.

Have any fuckin' shitters ever tried to come between you and Lily?

"What? Fuck *no*, I'm talkin' about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine..."

Speaking of spoilers:

 

[Half-dude]

God forbid people treat road safety seriously if it kills your boner.

Yeah? I think if the two primary brake lights aren't enough, then that's the least of another driver's problems.

 

[nad7155]

Yeah? I think if the two primary brake lights aren't enough, then that's the least of another driver's problems.

Why are you so fat?

 

[Half-dude]

LOL!

Another experience recorded just the other night, now if you fail to feel the warmth and genuine love going on in this then I'm sorry but you have no soul. I think Lilly's emotions on display are quite obvious in this, watch her blue dashboard.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Car Fucker came back? Dude, didnt you promise never to come back--after promising to never come back twice?

What, you couldnt find a Tumblr group depraved enough to take you in?