Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[TheUltimatePickle]

Yeah that was probably going to be my response too, don't worry I know you weren't being a dick. I do my BEST to explain my 'orientation' throughout this thread, take a look a few pages back if you haven't. But honestly I think that's just how life is, no one is going to understand the appeal of everything. Hell I don't understand the appeal foot fetish people have for example.. but I don't judge. We're all different, different strokes different folks.



M'yep, cars and planes, that's all I can draw yep.. : }

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Have you considered being a commercial illustrator for magazines and ads and stuff like that? It's not as cool as making cartoons but there's a good bit of work out there and it pays pretty well.

It's also way less about your college degree and more about your work than a lot of other fields.

 

[creamyfanta]

We all want Halfdude to break into pro animation of some sort. The skills are there! Do it for us @Half-dude !

For the little kiwis ♡

 

[Half-dude]

I normally don't judge either. Unless you're an idiot. Then I start a judgin'. (not you I mean)

Also hot damn, some of those pictures are actually pretty good.

The same reasoning that the amazing 2 Gryphon uses! I can get behind that. http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Audio/Rants/2rant-overboard.mp3

Thanks a lot for the compliments man, I remember being that personal redesign of the Spider Mastermind being one I was really proud of for a long time. I should probably go back and re-draw that again it's been years!

Yeah Half-Dude you're a rare case for these forums. Don't get us wrong, we appreciate that, the subject matter is just *confusing sometimes.

The other categories you've touched in that collection of pictures is cute. Endearing style.

*Apply the logic of 'nothing new under the sun'

I just appreciate that you guys (for the most part) have that appreciation and mutual respect here unlike the assholes over at Cringe Network. No matter how nice you acted, no matter how calmly you tried to speak your piece, you were going to be trolled no matter what you said if you're on their target list. That's why I was so defensive when I came here at first, especially when the first 10 pages before my arrival were rather... critical of me. I'm very happy to have made some friends here and maybe even opened a few minds.

Have you considered being a commercial illustrator for magazines and ads and stuff like that? It's not as cool as making cartoons but there's a good bit of work out there and it pays pretty well.

It's also way less about your college degree and more about your work than a lot of other fields.

That sounds kickass Picklekins, (lol) I have absolutely no idea where to even look for employment in that field unfortunately. Another thing that kinda hurts me though...

I was made fun of a lot in Middle School, like it literally felt like the entire school was talking about me behind my back, I'd have so many people I'd never met before being lile "lol you're that guy that ---- aren't you?? lol!" it really sucked. It basically caused me to close in on myself and never express myself out of fear of giving people emotional ammo to use againt me if they wanted to make fun of me.. this is unfortunately a self-defense mechanism that I'm stuck with today. I was basically the Jim Carrey of the day, lots of funny faces and physical humor like him. I was so care free and all I wanted to do was make people laugh. But the kids all took it and started calling me "r.e.t.a.r.d" for it and it basically ruined that part of me forever... it makes me pretty sad a lot of the time to think about that honestly.

Anyway, what that means for my art is basically.. IRL I'm really closeted with my art, even the non-car porn stuff, even harmless stuff. Because art is a form of expression, if you draw something it instantly means to people that this is something that's important to you. And things that are important to me are, yep, emotional ammo.

So basically the response I get about my car art most of the time like on here at first? People calling me crazy for it or saying I'm fucked up? It's that type of stuff I fear happening even when seeing my normal stuff like I just put up last post.. for the longest time I couldn't even show my OWN mom my artwork or draw in the same room as other people... I'm getting better....

But it still means that basically I get little to no joy out of showing people my art IRL.. because instead I'm literally sweating and blushing the entire time bracing to be ridiculed.

So you could see how using my art as resume material for work would be... hard. Tragic isn't it?

We all want Halfdude to break into pro animation of some sort. The skills are there! Do it for us @Half-dude !

For the little kiwis ♡

I feel empowered just having you guys behind me Creamy. <3

 

[SpessCaptain]

Unfortunately, not many high-class animation/illustration companies take people in who draw fetish art. They do ruthless background checks on some people and usually refuse them on the spot.

Of course if you find a niche market that's another thing, though a highly imitated style like that won't make things stand out.

 

[Meowthkip]

Unfortunately, not many high-class animation/illustration companies take people in who draw fetish art. They do ruthless background checks on some people and usually refuse them on the spot.

Of course if you find a niche market that's another thing, though a highly imitated style like that won't make things stand out.

It depends. Illustration companies might care, but there's a lot of animation companies that couldn't care less. Animators in particular are just weird people in general with some pretty screwed-up senses of humor. So long as they're kept separate from your work, it might not be a problem. Rebbeca Sugar's Ed, Edd and Eddy yaoi gets brought up anytime Steven Universe is discussed, there's the fake Rugrats storyboards that have circulated on the internet for a while, and one of the animators that worked on Lola Bunny on Space Jam was a genuine furry. I think he ended up losing his job, but that was due more to drawing Tiny Toons porn on company time, which is a no-no. In general, I think with more new animators entering the industry that have grown up with the internet, some of the standards have been more relaxed in regards to weird shit.

Maintain different accounts for your general output and your fetish work with different usernames, you could be fine. You have a real skill for drawing mechanical and insectoid forms, and I think that skill should be perused and refined, particularly in regards to rendering the human form. Being able to draw humans is kind of a big thing for a lot of art in general, and can better inform the abilities to draw things that are non-human. I once had an art teacher that said if you can master learning how to draw the human body, you can pretty much draw anything.

I think, at the very least, you should certainly do commission or freelance work. It never hurts to make some cash off of a learned skill.

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately, not many high-class animation/illustration companies take people in who draw fetish art. They do ruthless background checks on some people and usually refuse them on the spot.

It wouldn't have been that hard to find out that Rebecca Sugar had drawn some pretty bizarre shit before SU. I'm not sure how much that's the case these days.

I still would not recommend anyone remotely sane put that shit out under their real name and even, if they can, to develop a style distinctive from their normal style if they do it.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Unfortunately, not many high-class animation/illustration companies take people in who draw fetish art. They do ruthless background checks on some people and usually refuse them on the spot.

Of course if you find a niche market that's another thing, though a highly imitated style like that won't make things stand out.

Yeah, for staff jobs, of which there are very few.


But not so much with freelance ad and editorial. Your name isn't really attetched to the work except for people who know where to look.

Minor powerlevel but I know illustrators who are hardcore heroine junkies, cokeheads, etc.

The advertising world is far weirder than half-dudes car porno drawings

 

[Half-dude]

It depends. Illustration companies might care, but there's a lot of animation companies that couldn't care less. Animators in particular are just weird people in general with some pretty screwed-up senses of humor. So long as they're kept separate from your work, it might not be a problem. Rebbeca Sugar's Ed, Edd and Eddy yaoi gets brought up anytime Steven Universe is discussed, there's the fake Rugrats storyboards that have circulated on the internet for a while, and one of the animators that worked on Lola Bunny on Space Jam was a genuine furry. I think he ended up losing his job, but that was due more to drawing Tiny Toons porn on company time, which is a no-no. In general, I think with more new animators entering the industry that have grown up with the internet, some of the standards have been more relaxed in regards to weird shit.

Maintain different accounts for your general output and your fetish work with different usernames, you could be fine. You have a real skill for drawing mechanical and insectoid forms, and I think that skill should be perused and refined, particularly in regards to rendering the human form. Being able to draw humans is kind of a big thing for a lot of art in general, and can better inform the abilities to draw things that are non-human. I once had an art teacher that said if you can master learning how to draw the human body, you can pretty much draw anything.

I think, at the very least, you should certainly do commission or freelance work. It never hurts to make some cash off of a learned skill.

Lets not forget the creator of Rick and Morty's original cartoon.. which involved animated ball-licking and masturbation of an old man by a young boy..

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Lets not forget the creator of Rick and Morty's original cartoon.. which involved animated ball-licking and masturbation of an old man by a young boy..

Eh, that's just really fucked up humor, not a fetish. I really doubt the dude who made it was actually turned on by the idea of Doc and Marty from bttf banging.

Weird that Rick and Morty started as a BTTF parody though.

 

[Half-dude]

Eh, that's just really fucked up humor, not a fetish. I really doubt the dude who made it was actually turned on by the idea of Doc and Marty from bttf banging.

Weird that Rick and Morty started as a BTTF parody though.

Yeaaaah... but its the internet, you know SOME people jerked off to it. Doesn't that technically make it pornographic?

 

[getoffmylawn]

Yeaaaah... but its the internet, you know SOME people jerked off to it. Doesn't that technically make it pornographic?

People jack off to pictures of tractors, does that make them pornographic?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Why are you still here? You only come to this forum because you crave that sweet, sweet attention, but other than a couple asspatters here no one cares about you anymore. Everyone else who knows you is laughing at you but keeping it in because they know you'll flip out at the slightest sign of criticism. You've told us everything about you that we cared to know in the first place. Time to go home.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yeah this thread took a really bad turn with that Rick and Morty bullshit. Was that bloody ballsack nonsense supposed to be an attempt at humor?

Just saying.

 

[Half-dude]

Why are you still here? You only come to this forum because you crave that sweet, sweet attention, but other than a couple asspatters here no one cares about you anymore. Everyone else who knows you is laughing at you but keeping it in because they know you'll flip out at the slightest sign of criticism. You've told us everything about you that we cared to know in the first place. Time to go home.

Because I crave attention? I dunno maybe? It's certainly not on my list of top places I go for attention. If I wanted fucking attention I'd draw some more car porn and read all the praise it gets after waiting a day. Really the reason I come here still is just because I'm bored and it's another site on my list of regular sites to visit. You might not know this, but I'm equally fascinated in your normies as you 'were' fascinated in me.

Besides what's wrong with me wanting to keep my thread going? Really more then anything you just come off as jealous more then anything else, so.. good job there buddy.

 

[Fallensaint]

Because I crave attention? I dunno maybe? It's certainly not on my list of top places I go for attention. If I wanted fucking attention I'd draw some more car porn and read all the praise it gets after waiting a day. Really the reason I come here still is just because I'm bored and it's another site on my list of regular sites to visit. You might not know this, but I'm equally fascinated in your normies as you 'were' fascinated in me.

Besides what's wrong with me wanting to keep my thread going? Really more then anything you just come off as jealous more then anything else, so.. good job there buddy.

We're honoured, tell you what? Send a private message to all the normies you enjoyed talking to and invite them to skype with you or something instead of just necroing this thread.

 

[SpessCaptain]

No one curr, Half-Dude.

 

[José Mourinho]

At this point, there's really nothing much else to this thread, considering Half-dude is not a lolcow and more of a sperg who gets money on dA by drawing NSFW car fetishes. From my glance he's actually okay here minus the attention-craving.

If you want me to unlock this thread if there's anything interesting, be sure to make a thread in "Talk To Staff".

 

[Half-dude]

Hey ya'll

So I thought I'd make a thread here where the rule34 stuff is being posted and the like. Some of you might remember me from a while back. Some lovely fu- fellow decided to make a lolcow thread about me. I came to defend myself, feelings were hurt, but in the end you guys here at Kiwi ended up surprising me. You didn't act like typical trolls who you just can't win with, and will say anything to keep you squirming for their amusement with no end in sight. Many of you guys, after getting to actually talk to me actually conceited and said that while I'm strange, you kinda learned to respect me for not whining like a crybaby and throwing insults the instant I came here.

Honestly, I get a kick out of showing my anthropomorphic car porn to people, PARTICULARLY people like you who aren't in the OS community and in most cases never even knew sexual attraction to cars was a thing. Listen, I know my stuff is weird, but hell revolutionary ideas are always thought of as weird by the majority at first. : P I'm sure people thought Picasso was weird when he started drawing people as cubes and shit too.

I'm happy sharing my art with other OS (objectum-sexual) people, where they pay good money for me to draw this stuff for them, but I also get a humorous kick out of seeing the reactions of 'normies' like you all too so that's why I'm posting it here. Don't be afraid to be savage in your opinions, all I ask is that you be honest. If it turns you on, admit it. lol. Besides isn't that why we're all here anyway? To look at stuff and comment on how weird it is? At least that's the impression I get. But you know what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.


I might as well mention, I have a Patreon too, so if any of you find something admirable in what I'm doing, you're more then welcome to give me a lil virtual tip or patronage if you feel like it. <3
https://www.patreon.com/halfdude

O==O beep beep!

 

[TheJabroni]

What the fuck

 

[Ravelord]

OP, what the fuck is this faggotry and autism?