Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[The I Scream Man]

@TheIceCreamMan You have an E34 too? What model/motor? I fucking love those cars.

E30, an Eta with an I engine in it. The PO burned up his motor somehow, and I swapped in a 318i engine and transmission. Its so good.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Wow for a guy who wants to fuck a car you really want to depict them in dark situations.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

E30, an Eta with an I engine in it. The PO burned up his motor somehow, and I swapped in a 318i engine and transmission. Its so good.

Nice! I've got an '88 e34 525i, I kept fucking up M20 heads so it's currently at the tuner's getting an S50 swap

 

[Half-dude]

Wow for a guy who wants to fuck a car you really want to depict them in dark situations.

Wow for a guy who isn't a sociopathic killer, you sure like to watch movies depicting people getting killed, shot, or blown up.

 

[Half-dude]

@TheIceCreamMan You have an E34 too? What model/motor? I fucking love those cars.

Lol, how do you feel now that there's two different ways of loving those cars that you know of now? XD

 

[Half-dude]

 

[Half-dude]

Some new stuff. all NSFW of course..

Spoiler: NSFW

Sloshing some car-balls:

http://d.facdn.net/art/half-dude/1442119518/1442119518.half-dude_ball_bouncing.swf

Commission Sketches:

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Gotta give them a new, more expensive wax job already? *sips on 7-11 Slush*

 

[Half-dude]

Gotta give them a new, more expensive wax job already? *sips on 7-11 Slush*

Damn cars, always getting themselves dirty and sexed up.

 

[Meowthkip]

Wow for a guy who wants to fuck a car you really want to depict them in dark situations.

Speaking as somebody who writes stories, the characters that are my favorites are the ones that tend to suffer the most.

That's like the least unusual thing about half-dude to me.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I seriously hope you're considering a career in animation half-dude, if the mechanic isn't an option (which it will always be in your case).

 

[Half-dude]

Speaking as somebody who writes stories, the characters that are my favorites are the ones that tend to suffer the most.

That's like the least unusual thing about half-dude to me.

Uhh... thanks? I agree though, sympathetic characters are very interesting and make you feel the most.

I seriously hope you're considering a career in animation half-dude, if the mechanic isn't an option (which it will always be in your case).

I don't even think I want to be a mechanic sometimes. I don't want to have to constantly be paranoid and closeted about my attraction to cars, out of fear of it getting to the attention of my employers and them firing me over it. You know, because of course they'll assume if you fuck cars you obviously wont be able to do your job and restrain yourself.. 9.9

No animation job for me unfortunately without the art college credentials to make jobs give a crap about me.

 

[Meowthkip]

Uhh... thanks? I agree though, sympathetic characters are very interesting and make you feel the most.

I don't mean nothin' mean by it, bruh. Don't worry.

 

[Half-dude]

I don't mean nothin' mean by it, bruh. Don't worry.

I'll respond to that by posting up two new drawings!

The first one with Lindiz is a 60 dollar commission work in progress done for a guy who bought me Wolfenstein: The New Order on release day.. yes I've been a big procrastinator. The second one is a personal picture I drew of me and Lilly being intimate. I felt bad that it's been a long time since I actually drew Lilly anthro'd..

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm sorry, I just can't wrap my head around this.

They're cars man, just cars. Hunks of metal that you drive, how can you sexualize something like that?

I'm not trying to be a dick, I just really can't understand your fetish.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm sorry, I just can't wrap my head around this.

They're cars man, just cars. Hunks of metal that you drive, how can you sexualize something like that?

I'm not trying to be a dick, I just really can't understand your fetish.

You can pretty much say that about every fetish out there on the internet. But yeah, this is a confusing one especially.

 

[SpessCaptain]

They're cars man, just cars. Hunks of metal that you drive, how can you sexualize something like that?

You can pretty much say that about every fetish out there on the internet. But yeah, this is a confusing one especially.

Just remember @Half-dude is a one trick pony. All he can draw are autistic things like cars and planes in the same heavily Disney-inspired way and all they do is fuck each other.

 

[XH 502]

Darky, is that you?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Yeah that was probably going to be my response too, don't worry I know you weren't being a dick. I do my BEST to explain my 'orientation' throughout this thread, take a look a few pages back if you haven't. But honestly I think that's just how life is, no one is going to understand the appeal of everything. Hell I don't understand the appeal foot fetish people have for example.. but I don't judge. We're all different, different strokes different folks.



M'yep, cars and planes, that's all I can draw yep.. : }

Spoiler: reveal

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/SPOILER]

I normally don't judge either. Unless you're an idiot. Then I start a judgin'. (not you I mean)

Also hot damn, some of those pictures are actually pretty good.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Yeah Half-Dude you're a rare case for these forums. Don't get us wrong, we appreciate that, the subject matter is just *confusing sometimes.

The other categories you've touched in that collection of pictures is cute. Endearing style.


*Apply the logic of 'nothing new under the sun'