Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Half-dude]

So the exhaust pipe?

Har Har..

Thats very interesting. What makes you say that? Would the car become a new 'person' at that point, or some kind of Frankensteinian monster? And what happens to the consciousness of the original car?

Seems simple to me, it's the last part that was of the original car. As long as it has any parts of the original car it's at least partly that car. Once it's gone, and all the parts are another car's, it's another car.

 

[Colress]

i love going through this thread. @Half-dude, thanks for being such a good sport with answering questions. did you ever answer the jeep one? i cant remember if you did.

 

[Sable]

Going through this thread was a pleasant surprise. Not just the quality of the art itself ( which is pretty damn good even though I find the subject a little odd), but the fact that Half-Dude is a fairly decent/balanced person going by this thread.

Can't think of any questions if he's still answering them.

Hmm...do you feel the same way about lower-tech cars ( such as those from the end of the 19th century) to modern ones?

In a similar vein do more/less modern cars have the same reproductive system? ( wow, any other place and that sentence would seem mad. Well, MORE mad).

 

[Half-dude]

i love going through this thread. @Half-dude, thanks for being such a good sport with answering questions. did you ever answer the jeep one? i cant remember if you did.

I didn't sorry. No, I haven't seen any Jeeps that look attractive, they're all much too square and blocky. At most they can be cute, like a puppy is cute.

Going through this thread was a pleasant surprise. Not just the quality of the art itself ( which is pretty damn good even though I find the subject a little odd), but the fact that Half-Dude is a fairly decent/balanced person going by this thread.

Can't think of any questions if he's still answering them.

Hmm...do you feel the same way about lower-tech cars ( such as those from the end of the 19th century) to modern ones?

In a similar vein do more/less modern cars have the same reproductive system? ( wow, any other place and that sentence would seem mad. Well, MORE mad).

Hey thanks for the compliments Sable. *hug*

Spiritually I feel the same about 19th century cars. But no, they're extremely not sexy haha. But I think they're just as conscious as any other car.

I want you to understand that the whole reproductive system stuff is just for my porn. It's not something I really imagine is on a IRL car...

Just finished this tonight, it's a sorta crappy speed drawing, but it's still hot. Don't click if you're not into boob milking stuff.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Sable]

Mind if I link that picture to someone?

I want to confuse them.

 

[Half-dude]

Mind if I link that picture to someone?

I want to confuse them.

Only if you link back what they say about it afterwords. ; )

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Those knockers passed every 'crash test' with flying passengers.

EDIT for serious: Cute faces.

 

[Half-dude]

EDIT for serious: Cute faces.

Cute faces? The baby Carlings' faces?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Cute faces? The baby Carlings' faces?

All of it honestly.

 

[Half-dude]

FNAF4 Comic:

People who haven't seen five nights at freddy's 4 probably wont get this. But anyway, I made another comic with my fan-character 'Bunny.' Who's a co-star with Maggie (Mangle) The joke with Bunny is that he's a guy, with an outwards appearance that's basically feminine. Acting cutesy and kid-friendly all day for work, but on his own time has all the habits of a clown who hates his job, smoking and drinking lol.

Full Comic: http://orig02.deviantart.net/3b5e/f/2015/230/e/f/bunny_hugs_by_half_dude-d965vyh.jpg

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

That last panel...

 

[Meowthkip]

But thinking back to that day, do you feel sad at all now? Are you sad that Betsy can't be with you anymore and that she's probably dead now? Does that make you feel bad in any way similar to a past family member that's died?

When she had to go, I know you said it was out of your control, but did you wish her the best? Did you hope that she'd go on and find another loving family who'd take care of her? Did you feel at all like she deserved that after all those comforting nights she kept you warm as you slept in her comforting bosoms?

See, I think all the personality that Betsy had was the result of my projecting it onto her. I became attached because I've always formed emotional attachments to objects, but a lot of it has to do with what they represent rather than any consciousness.

For Betsy, she had to be like 15 years old. She was also a machine, so it's entirely within the realm of possibility that she "lives on" through her parts being used in other cars, taking people where they need to go. That would make her deathless, really, so long as those parts are still in use. Not being organic matter, she can never truly die, as her metal could be recycled and used again, still existing and serving a purpose. So, while it was a bummer to see her go, I don't feel sad, especially after having lost so many pets. They're alive and fully conscious. They have personalities that are separate from the ones we project onto them. Betsy could never comfort me the way my dog could. Betsy didn't come into my room to sleep, check in on me when I was sad, or sleep on my bed with me. My dog did. Compared to when I lost him, no, I'm not sad about Betsy.

Whats that?

Graphics of lyrics from a Lil B song that made rounds on Tumblr. There were a lot of remixes of the original images, including the edit I posted. The original lyric was "First I park my car/then I fuck your bitch."

I wish I could find "FUCK YOU, I EAT GRASS ALONE IN THE PARK" because that one was my favorite.

Spoiler: I did find this, though.

 

[Half-dude]

See, I think all the personality that Betsy had was the result of my projecting it onto her. I became attached because I've always formed emotional attachments to objects, but a lot of it has to do with what they represent rather than any consciousness.

Do you know that or is that what you tell yourself? No offense.

Not being organic matter, she can never truly die, as her metal could be recycled and used again, still existing and serving a purpose.

Maybe, that's a nice way of looking at it. As far as any of my theories for car-spirits seem to work it seems possible. Though you have to wonder what happens to the car's soul that the part is going into, it can't be replaced right? Lol This is way to meta for me to comprehend I think. Maybe it's like that one guy on FA suggested about spiritual energy in every little piece of the car, combined the energies combine and form something complex. So maybe Betsy's self was broken down and put into other cars, though it's hard to say if any of her carried over with those parts or weather she was 'destroyed' when she was taken apart.

So, while it was a bummer to see her go, I don't feel sad, especially after having lost so many pets. They're alive and fully conscious. They have personalities that are separate from the ones we project onto them. Betsy could never comfort me the way my dog could. Betsy didn't come into my room to sleep, check in on me when I was sad, or sleep on my bed with me. My dog did. Compared to when I lost him, no, I'm not sad about Betsy.

See this is where you and I see things opposite. I've been around many people with dogs, cats, pets in general. My family even owns a cat and dog. I've never once felt like our animals care about us, or care about how we're feeling. I feels really obvious to me that all an animal cares about is that it knows you're the one that feeds it or frees it for moments in the day from the prison that is the house when you take it on walks. When your dog excitedly 'welcomes you home' it's really just happy because it's out of food or knows you're going to take it for a walk, or another combination of fulfilling one of it's wants/needs.

I've always felt dogs are really over-rated, which bugs me because my neighborhood is totally dog-crazy, lots of crazy dog people if you know what I mean that obsess over them.

Like I said, I've never felt like a dog ever had any interaction with me or anyone else I've seen that was an outgoing care or love for it's owner, at most, the owner and dog has some sort of wolf-pack like connection where the dog just enjoys being able to to wrestle/play with it's owner. But again, to entertain itself, not because it loves them or something. Not to say humans are any better, we're all about satisfying our own wants and desires when it comes right down to it too.

The comfort a dog 'gives you' by letting you pet it and stuff, the dog isn't giving that to you. Hell the dog's getting something from YOU, our brains just happen to find it calming.

... I guess how I feel about it. A car needs to be fed, and have doctor visits like a pet does. But at least it DOES something for you, a very important thing as matter of fact. What does a pet really DO for you? Outside of emotional comfort, which to be honest is just a side effect of them being around you to pet and play with if you feel like.


I have a feeling that rant is going to piss a lot of dog people off. XD

 

[Meowthkip]

Do you know that or is that what you tell yourself? No offense.

I know it. Cars do not have brains or consciousness.

Maybe, that's a nice way of looking at it. As far as any of my theories for car-spirits seem to work it seems possible. Though you have to wonder what happens to the car's soul that the part is going into, it can't be replaced right? Lol This is way to meta for me to comprehend I think. Maybe it's like that one guy on FA suggested about spiritual energy in every little piece of the car, combined the energies combine and form something complex. So maybe Betsy's self was broken down and put into other cars, though it's hard to say if any of her carried over with those parts or weather she was 'destroyed' when she was taken apart.

I suppose it's the whole thing of matter not being created or destroyed. The parts can be broken down and used again. It will always be there.

See this is where you and I see things opposite. I've been around many people with dogs, cats, pets in general. My family even owns a cat and dog. I've never once felt like our animals care about us, or care about how we're feeling. I feels really obvious to me that all an animal cares about is that it knows you're the one that feeds it or frees it for moments in the day from the prison that is the house when you take it on walks. When your dog excitedly 'welcomes you home' it's really just happy because it's out of food or knows you're going to take it for a walk, or another combination of fulfilling one of it's wants/needs.

I've always felt dogs are really over-rated, which bugs me because my neighborhood is totally dog-crazy, lots of crazy dog people if you know what I mean that obsess over them.

Like I said, I've never felt like a dog ever had any interaction with me or anyone else I've seen that was an outgoing care or love for it's owner, at most, the owner and dog has some sort of wolf-pack like connection where the dog just enjoys being able to to wrestle/play with it's owner. But again, to entertain itself, not because it loves them or something. Not to say humans are any better, we're all about satisfying our own wants and desires when it comes right down to it too.

The comfort a dog 'gives you' by letting you pet it and stuff, the dog isn't giving that to you. Hell the dog's getting something from YOU, our brains just happen to find it calming.

... I guess how I feel about it. A car needs to be fed, and have doctor visits like a pet does. But at least it DOES something for you, a very important thing as matter of fact. What does a pet really DO for you? Outside of emotional comfort, which to be honest is just a side effect of them being around you to pet and play with if you feel like.


I have a feeling that rant is going to piss a lot of dog people off. XD

Pets give you companionship, which no car ever could. A car is a tool. It is not a consciousness, it is not alive. Your car doesn't miss you. Your dog does. More than comfort, a dog gives you unconditional love. My dog loved me. He followed me around, he was there for me when I was upset, he brought me joy and friendship. He was loyal, he was patient and he was always glad to see me. My cat now, while she's not as affectionate as my dog was, she still misses me, she still craves affection and she trusts me. I could never get that from a car. I guess I just don't understand how you feel at all.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I have to respectfully disagree with the notion that domesticated pets are only there to eat, reproduce, and sleep. I've put up with enough personal difficulties in my life to know there is always room for companionship, canines and felines alike share an emotional level with humans albeit they don't behave at our level.

 

[Half-dude]

Well I'll have to politely return disagree with you guys. But I really don't want to make an argument so maybe we can change the subject? ~<3

Um, I thought you guys would like this. One of my watchers on furaffinity sent me a link to this. I've seen a lot of these 'draw the car's face' things online. But I've thought a lot of them looked off, but these... these are spot on!

So if any of you have trouble seeing the faces in cars that I see, some don't seem to have as strong of a Pareidolia sense as others. You might really find these comparisons interesting, I give them the Half-dude shit-seal of approval. *stamps it with my ass*

http://imgur.com/gallery/QNrvo

 

[creamyfanta]

I really like those.

Halfdude, the way I think of your relationship with your car is the same way I felt about my stuffed animals as a child. To me, they were very real beings who loved me and had distinct personalities. They had life, at least in my mind, and were just as important to me as anything actually living.

I am not a particularly spiritual person, so I won't get into that aspect, but I think that how you feel is very simple, and something that the majority of us experienced as children. It doesn't matter why we anthropomorphize things, be it that they have souls and really are beings or that we are only projecting. That stuff is like arguing the existence of god, and I find it very tiring. Who cares. :p

 

[Half-dude]

Aw Creamy.. ^_^ You're so epic, you know that?

 

[VJ 343]

Well I'll have to politely return disagree with you guys. But I really don't want to make an argument so maybe we can change the subject? ~<3

Um, I thought you guys would like this. One of my watchers on furaffinity sent me a link to this. I've seen a lot of these 'draw the car's face' things online. But I've thought a lot of them looked off, but these... these are spot on!

So if any of you have trouble seeing the faces in cars that I see, some don't seem to have as strong of a Pareidolia sense as others. You might really find these comparisons interesting, I give them the Half-dude shit-seal of approval. *stamps it with my ass*

http://imgur.com/gallery/QNrvo

I came onto the Kiwi farms this evening special to link you to this and someone beat me to it.

Fuck.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, I have a question for you Halfers (can I call you that?)

We know that these cars are sentient beings with complex reproductive systems and can walk like human beings. But my questions to you are as follows:
-Can they drive under their own power?
-Do they even have regular interiors like a real car? Or is it like complex robotics underneath those windows?
-If they do have regular interiors, do they cars still need to people to work their controls, or can they work those by themselves?

Yeah, I know I'm kinda looking too much into this, but these are questions I don't think I've noticed being asked before.