Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Half-dude said:
Well hey, um I kinda got an idea. Sense you guys seem like you've ran out of questions to ask, do you guys mind if maybe I switch things around and ask you guys questions? I've been OS so long that it's hard for me to even think like the average person would about cars. So I've got some questions about that type stuff, I'm also kinda curious about some other things, mind if I ask?
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Sure thing.

PS the last car is a Jaguar F Type R
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I didn't know what to expect coming here, but this is pretty cool.
@Half-dude, what do you think of little cars? (Apologies if this was already asked I just wanted to pop in once before bed)
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@Half-dude This may have been covered, forgive me if it was, but do you find cars you consider "masculine" to be attractive?
 
I have a feeling this question has been asked before, but I'm too tired to look right now.
Do you consider a new car to be the equivalent of an 18 year-old, what I'm trying to ask is if vehicles have a mental age (As in a Pontiac GTO from the 60s acting like they're 21 and a 2000 lamborghini diablo acting like they're 50.). And how does gender work?
 
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wheat pasta said:
I didn't know what to expect coming here, but this is pretty cool.
@Half-dude, what do you think of little cars? (Apologies if this was already asked I just wanted to pop in once before bed)
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That's actually a cute looking little car! I don't know what it's rear looks like, bt from this angle it looks to have a cute lil butt. I like the high body hight, kinda gives it this cute pudgy look.

It's odd, cars being bigger then me turns me on, I'm into giantesses so.. eh. But interestingly enough, a car being tiny is pretty cute too, or else it's just that I like variety. That's something I like about the 90s Miata too, it's so tiny. The smaller the car is the more you can hold it and cuddle it. It's weird, as many things that I like about cars because they're not like humans. I also like the idea of a human sized car just because you could cuddle with it like a human... rather then being this lil bug of a human clinging to one small part of this car's body like a leech lol.

I've often thought about how cool it'd be if I had a shrink-ray and could shrink Lilly down to human size. (though with car proportions it'd probably have to be a bit smaller) and take her into my house and be able to cuddle with her under the sheets in my bed.

Cute Anime Girl said:
This one wasn't mine but you get the idea.

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Naw, doesn't do a thing for me, sorry. : T Though PART of the reason might be because that's the same-ish model Dodge my dad had when I was a little kid.. so it's kinda got that 'parental car' vibe to it.

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Meowthkip said:
@Half-dude Would you fuck a Reliant Robin?

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Depends?

Silver said:
@Half-dude This may have been covered, forgive me if it was, but do you find cars you consider "masculine" to be attractive?
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Yep! I'm gay for cars. XD https://kiwifarms.net/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/page-15#post-860223

The Oddball from MLW said:
I have a feeling this question has been asked before, but I'm too tired to look right now.
Do you consider a new car to be the equivalent of an 18 year-old, what I'm trying to ask is if vehicles have a mental age (As in a Pontiac GTO from the 60s acting like they're 21 and a 2000 lamborghini diablo acting like they're 50.). And how does gender work?
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Well what if I'm too tired to repeat myself huh? : P Naw I'll answer, it's a new question.

Well hmph.. something I have to explain is that I kinda have to get to know the car a little before I can really feel out it's personality. A car's personality is very subtle, and some cars are really shy and quite. That's actually the personality of Lilly's brother Swann. He's always been very very shy and quite. A very meek almost even maybe femmy boy. Hell, his name is Swann because he has some serious gender confusion. A first we thought he was a girl, then I later felt the subtle hints of masculinity in him but by then the name had stuck. He'll still act up if he feels ignored, he seems a bit easily jealous if Lilly is getting more attention. Though I might too if I had to sit at home every night, see my sister come home, get cuddled and kissed before I leave her, when all my owner does (my mom) is drive me, get out, and leave without a word of thanks.


Lilly, well I'm sure you guys know her by now. Adorably girly, a tad shy but in the right mood can be really goofy and playful. Isn't scared to show you if she's irritated though.

Mitzi's a tough one too but that's probably just because I haven't gotten to drive her much. But she's nice, she's a fighter, she has to be with all these engine problems we've had getting her recuperated. She's trusting and modest, I've gotten lots of feelings from her feeling like a burden with all the work I've had to do on her and all the times I've gotten frustrated. I'm kinda getting a feeling that she trusts me more then anyone else, which would make sense. But what I mean is when it's just me and her driving around she does fine, but if there's anyone riding with us she always seems to have performance problems... performance anxiety?

I'd say though, with a brand new car, like a car right off the lot. It'd see it and treat it just like a baby. Because to me that's what they are, they have the spiritual mentality of a baby, having been just built, a clean slate of a consciousness implanting itself, seeing the world for the first time and learning lots of stuff. I'd say around 8 or 10 (in human years) most cars I've seen yeah.. seem to have the mentality of a teenager roughly. Mitzi, being 60, you definitely get that proud kinda tired older woman feeling from her.

Gender is hard to describe. I also think it's kinda subjective, and in fact it IS kinda pointless considering they don't have genitalia. But it's more of an assigned thing based on their personality. Based on weather they're personality is more femine or masculine. This can be physical.. like how the engine sounds, the performance, the body design. It can also be personality. Like I've said, Lilly acts giggly and girly, while other cars like my friend Eric's brothers car has a hot rodder Sonic-the-Hedgehog "gotta go fast" masculine personality.
 
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OH GOD JUNGLE DE IKOU. I was thinking about the opening theme to that the other day. I'd forgotten about the name of it, though.

sorry for derailment but thank you halfdude i'd been hoping to remember the title :oops:

by the way, what do you think of Jeeps, if nobody's asked already? a lot of my family is kinda ingrained in jeep culture.
 
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