I'll give you this, if Quantum Consciousness and the shit they said in that video I linked to were disproved and shown to be bullshit.. I'd probably have to forfeit my beliefs or at least continue believing them merely on faith alone.
I'm sorry, but that's dumb. You're going to assume that your car is sentient until someone provides empirical proof that it's not? I'm sorry, no. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and the burden is on you.
The example you used is actually a pretty bad one thuogh, because our country actually DOES prepare for the possibility of a nuclear attack, the government actually puts quite a LOT of effort into that. It's called NORAD.. : 3
I do, actually. It's something I've noticed from a lot of *ahem* eccentric individuals. You have this weird kink that gives you a boner. I get that. I can understand that. Why do you then take that and run 100 yards downfield with it, contorting your whole worldview to fit with your fetish? You're going to pull some "what the bleep do we know"-style quantum woo out of your ass and decide your car is a real girl so you can make yourself feel better? Why? Just why? Own the fact that cars give you a boner, accept that it's a weird quirk of human nature that people get turned on by non-sex things, but stop torturing yourself with ideas of a car holocaust. Cars are not people. They do not have minds. You can relax now. You're free!
(Sorry if this comes off salty, I've had a long day at work and half a bottle of wine )
ETA: Let's take you at your word: Say I rolled up tomorrow with unrefutable evidence that cars are not sentient in any way. Would you stop being attracted to cars? Would you continue but feel guilty/er? What function does this fiction serve for you?
The human faces you give cars are interesting. Could you go into your thought process a bit to explain how you produce what you think the car would look like as a person?
Here's a human form I drew up for Lilly, I based her face real face. <: D
Jaguar Face:
Maintenance:
Lol, just a little world building. In my alt-universe where the anthro cars exist, mechanics still exist as well. Though you could definitely say their job is far more interesting lol.
The girl here is a 2012 Honda Civic, I'd drawn this not long after seeing one for the first time. I was amazed at the asses those cars have, another one for the CILF list.
Anthro Mitsubishi Eclipse:
look at that big Mitsubishi ass!
Only if it's considered as such by all in the party. I dunno if it would be unless the girl was OS or at least had object spirit beliefs too.
Hey, do you guys wanna see vids and images from my FB of all my work on Mitzi, my 1955 Ford Fairlane?
Something that bothered me so much into making an account were all the people saying that probably don't even know how to work on a car. I've actually done lots of car repair, less on Lilly then on Mitzi, but still. Mitzi wasn't even cranking when we got her, I've got her legal and on the road now.
I've well documented the whole repair process with images and videos, if you guys are interested I'll post some highlights.
Hey, I was wondering, do you ever draw cars to reflect the people that tend to drive them? I mean, minivans are like the middle-aged mom's car of choice. And smaller, sleeker cars are generally driven by younger people. Do you think that this influences your art in any way, @Half-dude?
@Half-dude, ta! How do you know if a car wants sex? How do women have sex with cars? (Leave out the gear shift, that's too obvious!) How can you tell the different sexual orientations of cars?
I really think your art style is really cute! Have you tried drawing old timey ones? Like this?
To me, he'd look like he has tiny boggled eyes and buck teeth.
Maybe the dick is rubbing against the leather of the seats? IDK, man, it's not my fetish. I just think it's really, really funny that so many people have drawn dragons fucking cars.
Then again, your cars have dongers and vagoos, so a dragon could very well fuck them.
Also, thought I should compliment your plane porn, since you actually make them look like planes crossed with weird bird monsters. A lot of people who draw planes fucking just kind of make them look like weird shark people. I figure if you're going to draw some weird fucking obscure fetish porn, go hard or go home. Make the plane actually look like it's a plane or don't even bother. Or at least throw in some reference to refueling:
Anyone who's anyone probably knows FNAF4 just came out a couple days ago. Might be a good time to showcase my FNAF art. I guess I have a thing of wanting to make robots organic, in most of these drawings, I'm re-imaging the characters as if they were just real-life organic furries, rather then animatronics. Though I do have a few animatronic versions thrown in there.
Half-Dude's First Playthrough Experience:
Sequel Ahoy!
I made this back when I first saw the announcement for FNAF2, I rode the hype train.
Organic FNAF2 Toy Chica:
Now those are some juicy chicken thighs!
Guess What, Chicken Butt:
Yeah, so what, I whored out Chica. XD The creator of the game basically did it himself with her overly sexualized re-design milking the rule34 crowd.
"Chica: >.> 6.6 .. hehe ^^ what are you doing over there birthday boy? Your party is this way!
Boy: O__O....
Those awkward early puberty years, when you start to notice that your old childhood idols are actually pretty hot!
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Yeah, that's the scenario I had coming up with this, I warned you guys I might go full rule34 didn't I? : P Though this still probably doesn't count as "porn." Freddy Fazbear's being a take on Chuck E Cheese which hosts a lot of birthdays and such. I kinda imagined it from a kid's POV, and Chica just being totally oblivious that she's being oggled. XD
I friggin love Chica's big hipped, thick thigh'ed re-design.. I can't deny it. <XD The game though never gave an ass-view though.. and it must be a good one with so much area to occupy! I toyed with the length of Chica's shorts/panties trying to get the right balance of it being enough to be sexy, but still kinda storta barely believable that it'd be an acceptable outfit for her to have at a kid's establishment. XD And no.. it's not acceptable, but this IS the place that seems to be okay with their haunted killer animatronics that killing off their staff."
Friendship Between me and SegaHTF. SegaHTF is a guy I stumbled across on DA that was making FNAF art. At first I thought he was a chick, his art style just had that adorable girl-like style to it. He redesigned a lot of the characters, putting them in outfits and stuff. But out of all his designs I friggin fell in love with his re-design for The Mangle. http://sega-htf.deviantart.com/art/Pre-Mangle-501726851 Me and him kinda became friends and I sorta adopted his version of Mangle in a sort of co-ownership since he wasn't doing anything with her. We created side characters, I offered the fan name of "Maggie" because it seemed to fit her. "Maggie Mangle/ Maggie the Magician." Eventually, because I LOVE making relationships that seem weird to a lot of people, I suggested a pairing with Maggie, a human employee lol. He loved the idea and I made a comic introducing the idea.
Toy Maggie - FNAF Toy Animatronic style:
The Aftershow Comic:
This was also my introduction of my only FNAF fan character, a co-star to Maggie, Bunny. Uncreative name is uncreative, but just say "bunny" and it's instantly cute.
Bunny Character Sheet:
character sheet for my only FNAF fancharacter. Lol he's bros with Cuddles. XD
"The Aftershow comic had a mixed reception, as I suspected it would seeing as it came the f**k out of nowhere. XD But for the most part people seemed to like it, thanks to SegaHTF for telling his watchers about it and sending them over, that's much appreciated. It seemed like a lot of people loved Bunny's little part in the comic getting freaked out about the situation, one person even telling me I should make a DA profile just for him (which I wont do. XD). But that did tell me that people probably kinda like him, at least enough to warrant a character sheet. I had a lot of fun with this, it's nice to draw something just purely cuddly and cute looking sometimes. Even funnier to turn it on it's ear.
So I'm in kind of a weird place as to how I portray my Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. It's some kind of alternate universe where the characters aren't animatronics but actual biological living well.. furries walking around. XD Performing their shows for the customers during the day, turning in and sleeping there at night, not permitted to leave the building ever. It's strange, with my love of mechanicals you'd think I'd enjoy drawing them as robots, but I think it comes down to that I like to portray things differently then they're usually portrayed. So with cars, instead of mechanical like people expect, I like to draw them as anthro'd beings. With animatronics, I like to draw them as living creatures.. yeah that's it.
Bunny's job is as the side performer in Maggie the Magnificent's show in Kid's Cove, where all the younger kids are taken and looked after while parents and older kids enjoy the food and festivities in the main building. Bunny is a MALE, much to what his appearance would have you think, that's just part of the theme for the place you know.. kid friendliness and cutiesy wootsie characters.. plus he's going with the whole 'white/pink color scheme to match Maggie.
The show runs 3 to 5 times a day depending on the business of the restaurant, though his part only in the last act where Maggie excitedly shouts out her 'magical' command and catch phrase "razzle dazzle!" and pulls him out of the hat. After the show it's his and Maggie's job to keep the kids casually entertained and looked after, play with them, give them treats, draw pictures with the toddlers on the well known "my day at the NEW Freddy Fazbear's" paper. Sometimes, quite often, the two of them are charged to host birthday parties.. something Maggie enjoys quite well it appears.
He take the act seriously, and IS perfectly fine being cutesy wootsie and overall adorable during work. But at the end of the day he is still a guy, and a full-time pink collar worker so even a cute little pink bunny sometimes has to take a little smoke break to release the stress.. friggin crazy noisy kids. XD His relationship with his co-star Maggie is purely professional, but he does care about her since it's pretty much been just the two of them since forever, he sees her a bit like family or a sister which is why he tends to get rather unnerved seeing her more intimate moments whenever Quintin makes the moves on her at the end of the night. XD
Oh and for anyone who this isn't obvious to, Bunny IS at least in my fiction, the second animatronic head attached to the Mangle.. though if they're biological in my world who knows how that works. XD img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20…"
Gonna Make a Baby Outta You: Maggie can be an irritating co-worker sometimes...
Maggie Hearts-U:
Perks Of Being a Bunny:
"We've explored the annoying side of being Bunny, your co-host occasionally playing dress up with you. XD But it might JUST be worth it for the fact that your adorable little fluffy body is irresistible to the chicks making them compelled to let you snuggle all over their thunder thighs. XD
I had this idea a little while back, there's all these people making shipments between the character, and while this isn't a romance (but might be kind of funny if it ever was XD) I like exploring what these guys do outside of their work shifts, and it's funny to think that Bunny would go butter up Toy Chica and have her pet and huggle and snuggle him oblivious to the fact that he's a boy bunny and finds all the close-quarters handling alluring. Lol, can you believe, initially I had Bunny laying there and staring dreamily at her crotch? XDD But even for me, he looked a bit too creeperish and wasn't quite as funny as I thought it'd look. So I changed it to more a smug kinda "look what I got" look into the camera. But needless to say, I'm sure he's snuck a few looks, not to mention a few peeks up her bib from down there. XDD
I think Chica's Cupcake is feeling a big jealous having his place taken. The battle of the side-kicks anyone?"
Maggie Fan-Service:
lol, made these mostly for myself and SegaHTF to enjoy. XD
I like your FNAF stuff. It's pretty cute. I'm a bit of a sperg over animatronics, though I tend to skew more towards those used in movies since they kind of fall under my wider love of practical effects.
Your interpretation of Mangle is interesting; she's got a bit of a Vegas showgirl vibe going for her, which I haven't seen before. Though i'm personally fond of Albadune's interpretation just because I love the puppet idea.
You ever have any interactions with the animatronics fandom? I ran into a few at a convention fairly recently who had an interest in the Rock-A-Fire Explosion and the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics, and it was an interesting experience talking with them. There's also a subsection of nerds who are really into the animatronics used in Disney theme parks but I haven't talked one-on-one with very many of those guys.
Damn, you know your stuff about cars! From the perspective of someone who doesn't know anything about the mechanics behind vehicles, I'm very impressed.
Oh well thank you, I can't really take much credit for the genius of the bird planes. I got that from my great lil' Polish relationship Light-Concorde. That was her idea, and I fount it cute, putting bird legs on planes.
Another question, and I don't know if this has been asked before because I haven't read through the whole thread, but did you watch those Tex Avery cartoons about the cab and the airplane family as a kid? If so, do you think they had an impact on you? I know that The Brave Little Toaster has been mentioned plenty.
I know I am pretty late with this but welcome to the Kiwi Farms @Half-dude I find your world building very interesting and yes, imaginative. It's a little weird but it's also cool at the same time. I also have a few questions if you don't mind. I notice that you have a spiritual belief that consciousness exists in inanimate objects, I'm interested in a lot of New Agey concepts and I would like to discuss this with you in PM if you don't mind. Would that be alright?
Ok some questions I have, firstly, in your world cars can reproduce, I want to know are there any repercussions with sex? Like can the cars in your world contract STDs? Are there forms of birth control (other than getting them neutered/spayed)?
Do you like hot rods or street rods? My dad has a 1923 T-bucket that he has had for years and he's a gearhead himself. He goes to various car shows, sometimes out of state.
I also have some knowledge about Objectum-Sexuality and have seen a couple of those documentaries and yeah I also feel they are a bit exploitative. It's interesting and I love reading about stuff like this. I used to be on a Yahoo group with other OS people.
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