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Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker
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I LOOOOVE questions like THIS! Thanks for asking it, by the way, if any of you have been wondering weather your daily drivers are sexy or not to an OS, just ask me, might give you a whole new outlook on your car if you knew some people would love to rail it. lol
The Citroen DS is the hottest of the bunch. It's got the cute factor going with its tiny pill bug body. It's also got a nice curvacious body. Nothing compared to modern cars, but out of that older generation of cars it's pretty fine. The Camaro would be the second hottest, part of that is of course the hotness of it's bloodline, that kinda gives it some sexiness on an emotional level. On a physical level the only thing it's really got going for it are some nice hips. <3 I said in an earlier post that I don't find 50s cars 'sexy' they're just 'pretty' in the same way anyone would see them as pretty. Though, I would admit that I'd probably at least talk to and enjoy spending time around one. The face looks really friendly and has that sort of big-lovable-lug look to it. Again comparing cars to dogs, it's got that kind of happy puppy look to it with it's hopeful eyes and agape mouth you could almost imagine a panting tongue hanging out of.
@Half-dude, do you have access to the art section here?
Didn't even know you had an art section! Sexy avatar by the way, gotta love anime. <3
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Have you ever thought about designing your own car using your metric to maximize it's "sex appeal"?
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You bring up some damn convincing points here...
Nice, maybe if you're lucky you'll start seeing cars as hot too before too long. <3
Well if they look anything like Toy Chica, probably. lol
Got any specific examples?
I have thought of doing that actually. But I thought of doing something even better, doing it as a community project with all the OS people who watch me. I'd do polls for specific body areas between several different types of that body part. Over time creating a whole car designed over popular opinion.. the ultimate sexy car!
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Wow, that is a seriously deep and impassioned argument there, HalfDude. Don't get me wrong, loving cars just isn't my cup of tea, but hey, if you feel passionate enough to do this sort of analysis, more power to you.
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My car's a white 2008 Volkswagen Jetta. Hot or not?
(I've always thought they look kinda cheerful and optimistic myself. Kind of looks like they're smiling.)
(I've always thought they look kinda cheerful and optimistic myself. Kind of looks like they're smiling.)
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Now I can't drive anywhere without seeing cars and wondering if @Half-dude would see them as attractive #thanksobama
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@Half-dude Given your comparison, would you say gay OS men have different taste in cars?
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I don't see it.OS Mental Vehicle Anthropomorphism In Comparison With Human Form:
Here's the big on, I spent much of this evening creating these for you guys. I've been meaning to make things like this for my friends on DA and FA that are non OS too but never got around to it. Thanks for inspiring me to get it done! Anyway, I hope you guys find it as fascinating and maybe even eye opening as I hope you will. Hopefully you guys will see a new similarity in car and feminine human form that you never noticed before.
Anyway, for me, this is how my brain automatically sees cars now. This is why I can just be out and about and get the same "god DAMN, dat ass" from a sexy car that I can get from seeing a chick walking down the side-walk. The only thing missing is jiggliness, though for me, a car going over a speed-bump and the way the shocks cushion the bump making the ass bounce.. it kinda gives that same effect. <3
Anyway enjoy guys, and please let me know what thoughts you have about this.
Human & Car Rear-End Comparison:
Notice in particular, how more sexually appealing cars mirror a females hips and hourglass figure. The closer or more exaggerated a car mimics this the sexier it looks, the flatter the hips the less attractive the car.
Porsche 911 & Female Rear-end Comparison In-Depth:
Vehicle & Human Profile View Comparison:
Again, same rules apply, the more a cars profile-view ass compares or exaggerates a human's, the hotter the car. The 350Z and Crosstour is probably some of the two top cars on my CILF list. Also, not trying to be crude, but compare the general area on the ass that the 'reproductive sexual parts' are.
Human and Vehicle Overhead Comparison (Camaro):
Lastly here's a fading gif that I made to compare the ass shape of a 350Z to a human girl-butt. The guys on Cringe just laughed at this, but hopefully after seeing the above you guys will understand it better. Focus particularly on the far left bun shape and the similar vertical length:
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Oh F**k man! Instant 8 or 9 babe you've got yourself, be proud! They're not in the extremes enough to make it on my CILF list, what with how many different cars there are. But individually, hell yeah man, that's one hot b**h.
I love it's wide stance and its round face. They're very rounded cars, you won't find one sharp edge anywhere. It's hard to describe as to why, like what particular body shape brings this out. I think it might be the angle of narrowing from the rear-wheels back that gives a few cars this very 'tight/firm' assed look that's really sexy. Like it's a car with an athletic build, like a jogger chick with those skintight tights on. It's one of those car asses that you just wanna walk up and squeeze or spank. lol The modern Chevy Cobalt really has that going on amazingly well, and it's big fat muffler which as I've shown before is like big fat camel-toe bump (or a nuts bulge if your gay).. it's an epic combination.
You're right about the face, it is a charming face that's indeed smiling. I always found that smile more mischevious then cheerful though, what with those evil eyes. Under the right circumstances that face could look rather naughty.
"heheheh..>: 3"
Yeah but anyway, you've got yourself a hottie there Piga, you've got yourself a good eye for cars.
OR.. or, remember, or one of the very many other OS people too. Don't give me all the credit. : )
Honestly I'd be quite amused to walk around with you guys on the streets and point out which cars are hot and which are ugly. I kinda used to do that with my buddy Eric. He hardly was ever able to actually see faces in the car's front.. do any of you guys struggle with that??
"I uhhh.... thank everyone would uh, fuck a car!Uhh.. it's gonna take some time! But it's um.. nothing Americans haven't overcome before.."
Not just gay OS men either, every OS person. Just like everyone has different tastes in women/men. Every OS person has different tastes in cars too. I know lots of people who think cars are hot that I think are ugly.
Rly? : T Damn... wish I was able to explain it to you man..
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Not just gay OS men either, every OS person. Just like everyone has different tastes in women/men. Every OS person has different tastes in cars too. I know lots of people who think cars are hot that I think are ugly.
I get that. I guess I was just wondering what masculine features you see in cars.
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I hear that.
A lot of the modern "supercars" look like a melted turd.
To me the '63-'67 Corvettes look way better than the latest.
Performance wise it's a different world, but ............
Car sperging kicking in.
Abort.
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Half-dude, does your Objectum Sexuality make the not so subtle Freudian (especifically, Oedipus Complex-like) undertone of My Mother the Car even more disturbing than it already is?
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Yeah but anyway, you've got yourself a hottie there Piga, you've got yourself a good eye for cars.
I am honored.
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