Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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He doesn't make money off of Patreon because he probably has an actual job.
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Oh my God, Ian has a job too! He stocks shelves at a Price Chopper! He isn't a NEET at all!
 
An Sionnach Seang said:
this needs to be in bigger text, and in the autists' equivalent of Braille:
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We don’t want cows to hide their powelevel. If they did, this site would have zero content except people sperging about Trump in the Salt Mine.
 
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Half-dude said:
Fine fine, I'll act all emotionless and closed off if that's what it takes. But I have to tell you that it greatly disappoints me, it really does. I thought we were getting to a point of mutual respect where I could maybe open up a little to you guys and you rip my dick off for it. It just hurts that you people really want to hurt me that much, that's all.
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Emotionless... thats exactly how you should react to negative comments. Embrace that your a bit weird and you have a talent for car porn and we will all get along. If someone asks you a personal question, dont answer with an insult as if were supposed to be able to empathize and you will find more respectfull replies.
 
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>Be Me
>Work at a private airstrip
>have no girlfriend
>have no boyfriend
>not interested in human relations
>dog fucking is gross
>sees a private jet
>black sleek and thicc all over
>finds out she has an SPH
>trespasses on private property
>unbuckles my pants to reveal an impatient boner
>god I'm so fucking hard right now
>gets up behind the plane and slings my dick teasingly underneath its tail
>starts to buck against it violently
>makes a wish that it was living
>turns into a fucking disneyverse plane
>gets even harder and fucks that bird roughly
>makes love to its asshole
>makes love to its nosecone
>jizzes on both ends
>gets caught but owner joins
>we spitroast the plane
>she tongue bathes us with that huge ass tongue
>we fall asleep under the plane
>the end
 
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Dingus Bing Bong said:
Emotionless... thats exactly how you should react to negative comments. Embrace that your a bit weird and you have a talent for car porn and we will all get along. If someone asks you a personal question, dont answer with an insult as if were supposed to be able to empathize and you will find more respectfull replies.
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99% of Lolcows fail to heed this advice and end up making themselves look even more of an ass in the process when they inevitably come here to insult and demean us.
 
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Robotron said:
99% of Lolcows fail to heed this advice and end up making themselves look even more of an ass in the process when they inevitably come here to insult and demean us.
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They’re mostly not particularly good at insulting or demeaning. Which is odd, considering how insulting and demeaning they are to themselves purely through existing.
 
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I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else. I guess that was naive to think otherwise but I have you all the benefit of the doubt that you were more then just trolls. I wanted to make friends, but how can you make friends with people who have no interest in making friends with you, people who you have to protect yourself from. You give me this advice to protect myself from you, totally detached as to what you're actually admitting about yourselves. I just find it hard to believe that you can happily look at yourself and say 'yes I'm out to get you, protect yourself from me.' So I'm leaving because I realized there's no hope in trying to be friends with people like that because they'll never let you.

Some of you were genuinely trying to be nice though, but honestly it's so hard to tell how many actually were so.. yeah. Bye I guess.
 
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Half-dude said:
I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else. I guess that was naive to think otherwise but I have you all the benefit of the doubt that you were more then just trolls. I wanted to make friends, but how can you make friends with people who have no interest in making friends with you, people who you have to protect yourself from. You give me this advice to protect myself from you, totally detached as to what you're actually admitting about yourselves. I just find it hard to believe that you can happily look at yourself and say 'yes I'm out to get you, protect yourself from me.' So I'm leaving because I realized there's no hope in trying to be friends with people like that because they'll never let you.

Some of you were genuinely trying to be nice though, but honestly it's so hard to tell how many actually were so.. yeah. Bye I guess.
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Stay.

 
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Half-dude said:
I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else. I guess that was naive to think otherwise but I have you all the benefit of the doubt that you were more then just trolls. I wanted to make friends, but how can you make friends with people who have no interest in making friends with you, people who you have to protect yourself from. You give me this advice to protect myself from you, totally detached as to what you're actually admitting about yourselves. I just find it hard to believe that you can happily look at yourself and say 'yes I'm out to get you, protect yourself from me.' So I'm leaving because I realized there's no hope in trying to be friends with people like that because they'll never let you.

Some of you were genuinely trying to be nice though, but honestly it's so hard to tell how many actually were so.. yeah. Bye I guess.
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Let's be honest tho, you were fapping your dick while posting all that deviant shit and making us 'normies' look at it, and now that you've cum you got a sudden wave of post-orgasm shame and self-awareness so you're bouncing. Nothing wrong with admitting it.

See you next time you get horny, you sick pervert. lol
 
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Half-dude said:
I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else.
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Then why the fuck would you think it's even a good idea to join here? Didn't you even learn your lesson?

Also heads up for the people who are reading this post, whoever tries to ween him off or dealing with lolcows like him wrongly, be prepared and learn from your mistakes.
 
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Half-dude said:
I'm leaving because I've realized that you guys were out to get me and nothing else. I guess that was naive to think otherwise but I have you all the benefit of the doubt that you were more then just trolls. I wanted to make friends, but how can you make friends with people who have no interest in making friends with you, people who you have to protect yourself from. You give me this advice to protect myself from you, totally detached as to what you're actually admitting about yourselves. I just find it hard to believe that you can happily look at yourself and say 'yes I'm out to get you, protect yourself from me.' So I'm leaving because I realized there's no hope in trying to be friends with people like that because they'll never let you.

Some of you were genuinely trying to be nice though, but honestly it's so hard to tell how many actually were so.. yeah. Bye I guess.
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This is the 4th good bye I've seen.
 
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