Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Is there a cohesive universe to this stuff?
Also, why no Teslas?
 
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It was honestly going decently well............... during the beginning half of it all.
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Yeah, and I could sense that the moment everyone stopped encouraging his madness it would all go south.

He thought this would be like some lame duck internet roast where we'd have some good-natured chuckles like he was Glenn fucking Quagmire and maybe someone would donate to his Patreon. And then Dynastia found his house and reddit profile.
 
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Computery Guy said:
Yeah, and I could sense that the moment everyone stopped encouraging his madness it would all go south.

He thought this would be like some lame duck internet roast where we'd have some good-natured chuckles like he was Glenn fucking Quagmire and maybe someone would donate to his Patreon. And then Dynastia found his house and reddit profile.
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"This guy doxed me and asked to see my car is this prostitution"
 
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As somebody who has spent long time around cars and has spent way longer than I'd like working on them, I question if this artist or people with this fetish have ever popped the hood.

It's not like I'd expect the anatomy to turn out "correctly" because Chinese cartoon porn doesn't usually care about anatomy and people give that a pass. But good fucking god is it bizarre to see some of the shit these guys draw. Gas tank is their belly? What? Is the engine their brain? If so, what about the myriad of other shit stuffed in an engine compartment, like a transmission, or an alternator?

The presence of tires at the end of limbs baffles me and tells me that the artist has no idea how wheels connected to an axle work.

I shouldn't waste anymore time looking at this.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
As somebody who has spent long time around cars and has spent way longer than I'd like working on them, I question if this artist or people with this fetish have ever popped the hood.

It's not like I'd expect the anatomy to turn out "correctly" because Chinese cartoon porn doesn't usually care about anatomy and people give that a pass. But good fucking god is it bizarre to see some of the shit these guys draw. Gas tank is their belly? What? Is the engine their brain? If so, what about the myriad of other shit stuffed in an engine compartment, like a transmission, or an alternator?

The presence of tires at the end of limbs baffles me and tells me that the artist has no idea how wheels connected to an axle work.

I shouldn't waste anymore time looking at this.
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Where else would car food go? You're acting like cars aren't anatomically analogous to humans.
 
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You can also put a pair of balls on the hitch so whose to say they can't be CIS Male?
 
Just got caught up. So half-dude has been fucking his car for 7 years. What I wanted to ask (but not sure if I want the answer) is how do you fuck a car? Up the tailpipe? Is that like anal? Or has he specially manufactured a vag on his car?

Come back half-dude I need to know this.
 
skiddlez said:
Just got caught up. So half-dude has been fucking his car for 7 years. What I wanted to ask (but not sure if I want the answer) is how do you fuck a car? Up the tailpipe? Is that like anal? Or has he specially manufactured a vag on his car?

Come back half-dude I need to know this.
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That requires non-OEM specific accessories sir.

For real it's just a fleshlight in the sooty hole.
 
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There is an :autistic: part of me that wants to commission him with my car out of morbid curiosity, just to see what that would look like.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
As somebody who has spent long time around cars and has spent way longer than I'd like working on them, I question if this artist or people with this fetish have ever popped the hood.
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You can tell by the way he talks about cars too. It is all about his emotions and has little technical detail. It's not how he replaced the ball joints with the improved Moogs or how he made sure to get name brand bearings when he did the timing belt and water pump. Hell, even what oil and filters he runs. These are the types of things that mechanically inclined people would put out there when their care was questioned.

Instead, it is all about how in love he is. As if that is what decides whether or not the car shits the bed. Head gaskets aren't held together with love. Jerking off into the washer bottle doesn't change bearing tolerances.
 
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