DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tarni]

...I've thought long and hard about this before replying. Based on his past actions,I believe his father was blue collar with an old school housewife thus not allowing the family to indulge in expensive limited edition toys even if they wanted to.
He purports to having a Business/ Finance degree. IF so, why would he be working as a Customer Service Representative for a helicopter company in the 90' ? Additionally why would he be so unmussed after losing and deciding to "try out YouTube" while holding a mortgage on the brand new Connecticut condo >.> Further more seeing as how he got an award for his instituting the CONTINUOIS EMPROVMENT training he says he got a company award for the project he headed...why,WHY has he NOT put this " CONTINOUS EMPROVEMENT' training to use once if EVER!!!!!!1111one
Ditect capture? Pfffft Not the way I do things!
...until YEARS later after everyone and their gerbil is capturing footage
[ stoping in mid train as I do not wish a double post hit. Thinkng of making a Youtube channel were I can post as often as I want.

Is there a Google tool to make sense of these kinds of posts?

 

[LordAutismo]

Nice video from evilaj from 4 years ago when DSP said he'd do a 15-30 minute prestream and he "wouldn't be bitching about his personal life"

https://twitter.com/evilaj2010/status/976618742762254337

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https://twitter.com/DavidDeDavidson/status/976613551145193473

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https://twitter.com/DavidDeDavidson/status/976612853837901824

"Effective immediately"

Fuck's sake. What's wrong with, "From now on"? Everything has to sound so official with Phil. He is so dedicated to playing pretend that he is a grown up with a serious adult job.

 

[PedoPhil]

You guys are just talking Mexican Spanish. Phil speaks authentic European Spanish. It's different and unless you own and run an international business that has at least a ten year legacy you don't know what you are talking about.

He didnt even know where spain was on the map during the second bully geography session

 

[PieceofShet]

He didnt even know where spain was on the map during the second bully geography session

Didnt he try to put it over ireland?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

So apparently this happened. Pretty much confirms once again that Phil watches Tevin's videos since he brought up the engagement pic and now it's gone.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Yesterday a pirate on SoT said Buena Suerte and he said he had no idea what the guy just said and couldn't even pronounce it back phonetically. It means good luck and is like the 5th phrase you learn in semester 1 Spanish. It's just one of those phrases that everyone knows, like hola, and amigos

He doesn't understand Buena Suerte, good luck, nor Bienvenido, welcome. This is Mr I took 4 years of Spanish and Latin and can understand them

I like how he doesn't bother to look up the meaning. He just says, "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?" and moves on lmao. I wonder if Phil knows which countries use Nosotros and Vosotros with his 4 years spanish.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

So apparently this happened. Pretty much confirms once again that Phil watches Tevin's videos since he brought up the engagement pic and now it's gone.
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Phil watches all videos about him under his actual or sock accounts. Phil is up to 4am in the morning reading these forums, checking in on people's social media accounts, holding dange control over unwanted videos, and watching Pewdiepie videos. He's a lech, that Phil is. He tries to come off as "in control", but he's an all-nighter boob, who trolls. he's his own detractor.

 

[LordAutismo]

Phil watches all videos about him under his actual or sock accounts. Phil is up to 4am in the morning reading these forums, checking in on people's social media accounts, holding dange control over unwanted videos, and watching Pewdiepie videos. He's a lech, that Phil is. He tries to come off as "in control", but he's an all-nighter boob, who trolls. he's his own detractor.

I think you are half right. Research is something that requires too much effort for Phil.

However, it isn't that far fetched that he does have a source or two that he looks up as he babysits his uploads and Tevin is most certainly one of them. His own autisic illuminati already put the bullseye on Snort Burnell's back. There's no reason to think that there isn't one on Tevin.

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone sent me a DM suggesting a thread about reasons why people were banned from DSP's shit. I repossessed an earlier thread and renamed it:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/post-the-reason-you-were-banned-from-dsps-life.38045/

TLDR: people are kind of bored of the constant "phil banned me for some shit" posts, so go post it there.

It looks like DSP's prestream from yesterday doesn't have subtitles yet again. He's either removed them again or the video (one in 700) has somehow failed to generate subtitles.

@SoapQueen1
any thoughts?

 

[PedoPhil]

Didnt he try to put it over ireland?

Lucky he saw the Eiffel tower on top of france because otherwise he would have picked UK or Poland instead, he knew 1-2 countries from Western Europe but Eastern... my god, complete darkness in his gouty brain

BLOCKING OMG LAG BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPP SCUZE ME NOTHING I COULD DO

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It looks like DSP's prestream from yesterday doesn't have subtitles yet again. He's either removed them again or the video (one in 700) has somehow failed to generate subtitles.

@SoapQueen1
any thoughts?

Probably dsp trying to revise history and make things harder to catalog imo

 

[neger psykolog]

So apparently this happened. Pretty much confirms once again that Phil watches Tevin's videos since he brought up the engagement pic and now it's gone.
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According to drgnkiller:

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/976750865976582145
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[LordAutismo]

Bugged deleting mechanics. Nothing he could do.

 

[neger psykolog]

Probably dsp trying to revise history and make things harder to catalog imo

Yeah, if I reupload the video I get subtitles. It's obvious now that DSP is trying to stop this from happening. Its a bit of cat and mouse because I'm not sure you can actually disable the auto-captions preemptively, you have to wait until they're generated and only then can you delete them. There doesn't seem to be any way to do this on YouTube. So Phil is literally waiting for the subtitles to generate and then deleting them manually.

• 22 March, 2018 prestream
• Pre-Stream March 21, 2018: Sea of Thieves Continues
• Duration: 50:01
• Wordcount: 10,051

alright hello everybody hello hello and welcome how is everyone today hmm what's up what's going on Phil here live on the stream another full day of new gameplay streaming for you guys today brand-new releases hope you guys are excited what's on the agenda what can you guys expect well mm-hmm let's go ahead and let's talk all right well today will be day two of my sea of thieves cooperative gameplay um if you were here yesterday you basically got a treat because the game does not hold your hand it does not really explain anything um it pretty much expects you to just figure out everything on the fly including how to actually sail a pirate ship um and how to do all the various things in the game how to navigate how to figure out you know where are the outposts where's this where's that so all that being said it was quite a fun stream there are a lot of fails there was a lot of interesting stuff trying to figure out how to do stuff for the first time uh encountering the first enemies trying to catch animals it was pretty good I definitely enjoyed it and it seems that in general those who were here for the stream also really enjoyed it the general feedback that I received was that yesterday's stream was really good a lot of people were like man you know I didn't expect the stream to be that entertaining but it ended up being really entertaining um because you know Phil number one had never played the game before and didn't know what he was doing and was trying to figure it out on the fly in number two yeah it was you know genuine reactions to everything that was going on it wasn't like I was over hyped for the game and kissing his butt like a lot of people were doing on launch day to try to get height I didn't dress up like a goddamn pirate on webcam so a lot of people appreciated that an honest gamer playing the game on day one for the first time trying to figure it out you know now admittedly mmm everybody they were a bunch of fails so we didn't know what we were doing it also admittedly you know we didn't get too far I mean what in essence what did I really do in my three hours of COF use gameplay yesterday well I ran around a town trying to figure out what the vendors were got a few quests got on a boat immediately got a task cuz didn't know what the hell was going on so one was spawn camping died came back tried to figure out how to pilot the boat sunk the boat died again came back learned a little bit more about how to pilot the boat you know didn't you actually got you know some way or figured out how the questing worked mm-hmm went to a few islands eventually went and got chicken coops search more islands for the chickens we needed for the mission grab the chickens finally brought it back and traded the man and that was the entirety of the string so you know three hours just to do some basic stuff that probably if you understood what you were doing in the game you probably would have taken like 15 minutes like no lie you probably would have taken like 10 minutes to get you know the coops 5 minutes to catch the chickens and then go back so obviously if you know what you're doing you get a lot more done alright now the good news is um now I kind of understand how the ship needs to be piloted all right um and today I would I'd like to do to start off for missions is I like to start with a combat mission um instead of doing this emergent mission where you're just trying to catch her into them you know or items or animals and deliver them I want to see you know combat wise what these combat missions are okay um so that's kind of my focus today now fYI guys today we're gonna have a new group of players and I will be inviting them to party in a couple well after after pre stream ends let's say it that way once pre-shoot ends I'll be ending the party just like yesterday forming the party and we'll be setting sail to try to do a combat mission alright fYI it's Ren Jesse James I think biaxial I don't have the names in front of me they're on my computer screen I'm gonna go grab them right before I invite them to the party but I put it up on my schedule that I posted on Twitter last night so I certainly hope that those people were paying attention now if they weren't we do have two people on standby as well so depending on what happens here today you know we're gonna get a full party no matter what um we'll see how it goes hopefully it's good you know the thing is yesterday I didn't really get enough of a taste of the game in my opinion I was really disappointed after you know three hours of playing I really needed to take a leak so I took a break I come back and all the servers had crashed I was like oh come on you know hopefully that doesn't happen today hopefully today the servers have uh you know adjusted to the load that they're holding they're holding right now and hopefully today will be a better more streamlined experience also um if you guys were here for the stream you may have noticed that the achievements were all glitched out like two hours into playing I got a rate of achievement you eat a banana and it's like wait a minute I ate a banana to date you know two hours ago and then I think I got an achievement for like a mission or something I don't know as I pilot the ship or mission or you know navigate to shit I was like dude we've been sailing for three hours and now I get this achievement it's funny because right now on my xbox uh Xbox one dashboard I'll show you guys hold on see right over here on my Xbox one dashboard it's showing these idle messages and what it actually does is it cycles through achievements for games that you've been playing recently that you didn't get and it's showing me like two or three achievements from sea of thieves that I should have gotten already one of them's like earn you know earn a rank promotion for a faction now I'm already ranked 3 in the merchants faction I already should have gotten that I didn't get it even though it didn't trigger properly so apparently this game because of all the server issues that it's having um sadly has a lot of issues with the achievements that they're not working um so I don't know if I'll get them or not not that it's a huge deal I just think it's weird I've never played a game on xbox before where the achievements were glitched and didn't trigger properly like never has this happened I mean every once in a while so yeah delayed one I've never seen you just don't get the achievements for shit you've done that's kind of ridiculous so uh that's today's first dream here main stream will be co-op and sea of thieves you know it's funny because the overwhelming feedback that I got after yesterday stream was that it was one a it was a really good stream people really enjoyed it there were some people who really weren't even interested in the game but they said that the shoe was very fun to watch me play again cuz I was honest because I you know was trying to learn everything on the fly seeing the co-op aspect was pretty good you know people like that um it's funny cuz I got a few people who said I can't believe I went to see Phil's stream I expected rage and he was gonna be acting like a jerk and the stream wasn't like that and I'm like well yeah because generally that's not what my streams are about you know people who believe that or people who only watch the negative montages they don't actually come and watch the streams at all they watch highlights of people only taking the negative montage moments you know and posting them up and you know in a video that only highlights that shit for I'll give you guys a perfect example all right here's a really perfect example alright Ultra Street Fighter 2 this is a game that last year when I played it over the course of the summer of 2017 I over willingly dominated my opposition I won way more matches than I lost it was just a really good high level game play of course there was tons of lag and tons of bullshit because the game allows overpowered characters like Akuma to be played in ranked matches so when I did fight one of those I raged alright cuz it is true it's completely unfair it's broken in capcom or a bunch of assholes for putting that shit into ranked gameplay so what are the idiots do do they actually make you know show an accurate representation of what those streams entailed which was mostly high level gameplay with respectful commentary and every once in a while some range no course now you get the montage that shows Phil's yelling at this person right and it only shows like hmm you know maybe literally 1 to 2 percent of what actually took place on the majority of streams him over the summer I played it in June July August and September and I played it probably about 12 times or more so you know you're talking a good 30 hours or more of gameplay they probably showed like 15 minutes to 15 minutes where I rage but that's representative of my streams right of course now you know and there's Oh Phil so this is why you don't play Ultra Street Fighter 2 Phil saw it's like halt no look at my win-loss record you know I was at the top 100 and I was you a whooping ass and I was doing really good how can you tell me that I suck at the game when the majority of matches I'm dominating the opponents and I have an amazing win-loss record Oh cuz you only focus on the bullshit so it's kind of the same thing here you know where you know I have a really great stream yesterday you know honest reactions great co-op gameplay with people you know really fun I'm enjoying myself everyone watching the stream enjoys it and then some people are like wow I'm so surprised you know this is nothing like what people say Phil streams are no kidding no kidding um you know I definitely recommend you come by and watch for yourself to see what actual streams actually are rather than just listening to a bunch of negative kids who want to spin stuff to try to get views on their videos on youtube you know what I mean alright so there you go folks first stream today more see if teams co-op this should be fun hopefully focusing more on melee style combat well I not melee but you know comment in general um and hopefully getting some constructive stuff done now that I pretty much understand how to pilot the ship and stuff like that ok um tonight I'll be finishing up the South Park the fractured but whole DLC last night I got pretty far into it people were saying maybe 45 minutes to an hour left tops in the DLC so if that is the case and I do beat it really fast then tonight more than likely I'll just switch over to pub G for a little bit um mm-hmm since that wouldn't require me to actually change any of my streaming settings I could just easily swap on the fly and continue streaming tonight okay um now if this is the case all right this means that tomorrow Thursday um I am up in the air here um about what I'm gonna do tomorrow night because my original plan was that this week was going to be sea of Thieves Tuesday Wednesday Thursday mainstream and then it was gonna be South Park Tuesday Wednesday Thursday second-string but if I do beat the South Park DLC tonight like it seems like I'm definitely on track to do then what do you guys want to see Thursday night do you want to see more sea of thieves do you want to see call of duty do you want to see pub G do you want to see Ultra Street Fighter 2 you know what do you guys want to see on Thursday night stream um I may do a poll overnight tonight to see what people vote for I'm not sure but I'm curious you know I'm very curious about you know what you guys would want to see on a random stream like that all right now keep in mind this Friday at all Friday is my day off from streaming to spend time with my girlfriend and go out and do some errands and stuff during the day but then I'll be back Saturday with the premiere of a ninokuni to revenant Kingdom that's right New York Unni 2 will begin on Saturday and I'll either be playing it just one stream or maybe two I haven't decided yet at all um about if I want to do a full day of it or not it's probably that's certainly determine out how much I like the game um and then you know it'll be neat okuni over the next few days until the new releases next week balance with other stuff probably sea of thieves so so there you go um yeah so what do you guys want to see Thursday night it's gonna be up to you I'll probably do a poll on Twitter tonight with the choices being more sea of thieves Pub G call of duty or I'll just refined her tip all right all right excuse me all right outside of that um there's no much else really to talk about you know it's a fun week for me so far I really enjoyed playing Ultra Street Fighter 2 earlier this week oh by the way there's a couple updates I should give you guys number one the Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection now has an official release date may 29th 2018 so sadly a little bit later than I would have liked I actually wanted it to happen as soon as possible um but sadly it did not okay sadly um very sadly we're gonna have to wait till the end of May I wanted it to happen as soon I was hoping for like April I was hoping effort to come out earlier but now it's apparently coming out later now the good news is the shoe fight our 30th anniversary collection will include a ton of games all right including Street Fighter one all the versions of Street Fighter 2 all the versions of Street Fighter 3 all the versions of Street Fighter Alpha ok bullet only four games are gonna be playable online Street Fighter 2 hyper fighting super super Fighter 2 turbo Street Fighter 3 third strike and Street Fighter Alpha 3 so there will be multiple games to play online ridiculous amount of content that could come out of that collection being that I played all of those games back in the day alright and I had a lot of fun playing them and the fact that um you know I am high level player at for example Super Street Fighter 2 turbo I'm one of the best well I could definitely teach you guys all about the game till you match ups all kinds of shit super done 30 third strike I'm also quite good but I'm not one of the best for sure cuz I never really focused on it until very very end at the end of its lifecycle like right before Street Fighter 4 came out I was playing Street Fighter 3 competitively and getting really fucking good at it to the point where I was ready parrying in the middle of hitting combos and stuff and you know doing real well I think the last time I ever attended I got third place or something real good like that um so that being said you know I really do like she wrote a three third strike I was just never a top player at it or anything like that but I can do some good stuff in it so I'd be very interested in playing that and then of course we put all the three that one I'm not so good had that one I never really liked that game that much it relied far too much on the V combo system which was pretty glitchy and wonky it was really weird with floaty hit boxes and we're black about cross-up bullshitting in particular I didn't really like that game that much but I will definitely play it anyway because it's in the collection so this collection is gonna be great it's gonna result in a ton of content then I can make for you guys you know fun gaming streams and all these different games um and of course like I said the Super's you're fired in particular I could definitely do like little like streams okay today we're just gonna play with Balrog and I'm gonna show you guys matchups with ball wrong and how to play them and give you tips you know I can definitely do that kind of thing in the game because I'm that good at the game I could teach you basics I can assure you footsies strategies and different matchups with certain characters I think that's gonna be a really good opportunity for me to do something different that normally I don't do okay well so I'm really excited for this um leap May though so we've got about two months to go until we can you know get into that but I am all over that when it releases seriously like I'm all about that I'm super pumped I hope you guys are too mm-hmm okay also there's a rumor folks a rumor that the Modern Warfare 2 call of duty modern warfare 2 rumors are true meaning it's coming out there is a remastered version of modern warfare 2 coming out but supposedly for make a respectively confirmed source which I always love it when a media says that but and they don't tell you what the source is supposedly I mean it's not gonna have multiplayer they're only remastering the campaign of the game and have no plans to include multiplayer to which I have to scratch my head and saying hmm it's 2018 Activision expects you to pay $20 for just the campaign of a nine-year-old Call of Duty game hmm I wonder how many people will be willing to do that hate to tell them the demand is for the multiplayer not for the fucking campaign seriously I don't understand what the hell they're thinking but uh you know pretty stupid and if that is the truth then it's basically a non release and no one's gonna buy it so pretty dumb in my opinion all right now let's move on folks let's go to the plug segment oh by the way I should say this so since yesterday I finally got a taste to see if these I know what the game is there's no story whatsoever which I didn't know is zero story it's just cooperative gameplay all right having the stream stats on the screen would not be a hindrance meaning you know having top cheer top tip and the number of running subs that we have right now would not be a hindrance at all to the game it's not like oh you're playing a narrative based game and this thing is like annoying cuz it's on the screen bothering you right um I don't think so I think it's gonna be a pretty easy thing to do and it would not really bother anybody so for when I play see if these guys I am gonna have streamstats up alright and every once in a while you know take a break here and update the stats with the top cheer or top tipper and how many subs we've got running here all right sounds good mm-hmm okay alright folks so let's get into some plugs alright very quickly we'll hit some plugs and then I'm gonna do shoutouts for people who have cheered subs or tipped here on the pre stream all right and then we're gonna go ahead and get started we'll get the party set up with today's cooperative players and then we'll go from there sounds good alright so first of all everyone thank you very much for attending the stream thank you for being positive thanks for all the viewership you've given me in particular since I became a primarily a streamer in the last year it is very much appreciated by the way it is one year if you remember a year ago I was playing Zelda breath as a wild um so yeah you know it's been a year now where my focus has been interactive streaming I've been reading your messages and talking with you guys on streams daily it's really cool well in my opinion a much better experience more positive experience than I ever really had on YouTube that's the truth and I kind of wish that I did it sooner and so thanks to you guys for being supportive of the changes and I hope that you enjoyed today's streams that being said if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or a watcher of my videos on YouTube reason being I know some people watch this pre stream as a video on YouTube rather than on you know live on Twitch well then you have there are other ways but you can go above and beyond and help support my efforts to continue doing this full-time as a job alright and continue to put out free and entertaining gameplay content for you on a daily basis the first is my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill were your contributions to my monthly patreon campaign allow me to afford doing this for a living you know cost of games electricity Internet equipment etc can be quite high at times and things always come up unexpectedly that I have to drop money into in particular this next week I got a by Anita Cooney - which I haven't bought yet far cry 5 all right coming up in April where there's gonna be a few pretty big releases you know so there will be some some decent amount of money I have to sink into stuff in the next couple of months so your contribution has helped with that but the cool thing is when you pledged to my patreon you earn stuff for yourself called perks depending on how much you contribute so for example some of the perks are getting text or verbal thanked using my YouTube videos getting the ability to nominate and vote on games for events and special marathons being able to get your questions answered on my bimonthly Q&A show ask the king that's coming up in April so he can't if you pledge this month next once you'll get your question answered or even getting a private Q&A video made for yourself that could be upwards of 25 minutes long alright I won't go into detail but check it out over at patreon.com forward slash Starks I feel you'll see all the details there Thanks to everyone who already is a contributor and thanks to anyone who is considering pledging in the future alright it alright number two folks mighty spring shop but you could see some of the product right there on your screen um some pretty good stuff you know all kinds of logos artwork and designs created by my fans and viewers but includes all kinds of fun merchandise like t-shirts sweatshirts hoodies mugs and stickers I could personally attest to the quality of the stuff cuz I own a bunch of it and it where in my streams regularly alright I'll give it a look anything you buy from my teespring shop I get a pretty sizable Commission so it helps me out directly and obviously you get a nice piece of apparel or collectible right now if you do happen to buy anything from the shop first of all thank you very much but number two feel free to send me a picture of the the item when you receive it I'll be on my Twitter at they call me DSP on Twitter I'll be more than happy to share that with my over 25,000 Twitter followers okay okay last but not least guys certainly last but not least if you're here live on the stream and you'd like to contribute by but you know I want a shout out well if you either cheer with bits subscribe to the channel or tip me you will get a shout out during today's dream now keep in mind a few things number one the shoutouts have to be you know obviously appropriate can't say anything that's ridiculously insulting if it's insulting to me or if it's insulting to someone else or it's incendiary you're trying to start trouble I'm not gonna do a shout out for that in addition to that I'm also going to read things that are more concise if you leave me a ginormous paragraph of information chances are I'm not going to read it all versus if you leave one or two sentences chances are I will alright so just a few tips if you really want to get you know a better shout out during the stream so that's number one number two if you would like to get a visual recognition for your contributions during the stream an actual animation on stream you can either cheer 50 bits or more you can subscribe to the channel and when you do click the share button afterward that pops up on your screen or you can tip me five dollars or more all right that being said alright you will get a cool and awesome animation designed by my moderator pops of Cola all right mm-hmm thank you two popsicle Oh obviously shout out to him for creating these awesome animations for us we really do appreciate them alright so thanks to that for that guys um yeah pretty cool now also as I said we're gonna have stream stats that are going on during the course of this stream so we're gonna have a running tally of subs running tally of who's the top shearer and the top tipper right now the top tuber is actually me Zurn so I'm going to update that right now um and I'll be updating this periodically throughout the course of today's stream oops there we go so I'll be giving you know an eye on it and updating it from time to time when I get a chance so far we'd have any tips but me xoring with the top cheer so far so thank you to me sir um two things guys number one we are making a big push for the end of the month to hit a subscriptions goal of 500 subs all right we're at 438 right now we could definitely do it especially the fact that you know I'm playing new games new games are coming out this weekend new games next week we're gonna have an element of people coming in who normally wouldn't be here yesterday we had a tremendous amount of people on the stream watching I don't even know how many if we were told me it was upwards of like nine hundred at one point I don't even know because I wasn't looking at stream numbers but people were telling me that you know it was really good so we're bringing in newcomers like that oh we could definitely bring in new subs what's the benefit of being a subscriber besides supporting me well you get access to all of the fun emotes that people use in the stream chat and particular people really seem to like this DSP Pepe emo they seem to use this all the time all right all but in particular there's a ton of other fun you know fill related emotes available as well as earning the chat crown badge for how long that you've been a sub you know for three months or less it's a bronze crown for over three months it's a silver crown for over six months it's a yellow or excuse me golden crown and then for one year it's the golden crown encrusted with beautiful rubies we do have some people and later this year we'll be coming up on the two year crown which is a diamonds crown but no one's gotten there yet cuz you know I just started streaming again on Twitch in November of 2016 so they're you know there's lots of benefits for you guys to subscribe and it obviously helps me out too obviously having you know growth in subs allows us to have channel growth but in particular here we hit 500 subs this month I'll be bringing back the patrons choice pray through where people will be nominating and voting on a game to play as a downtown game to balance out with all the new releases that I'll be playing in particular right now um you know some of the great games that come to mind that I played as a result of patrons choice are Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon Yakuza um his persona well Sonic the Hedgehog games you know there's been a lot of games that the patrons have made possible so you know we have 500 subs I'm bringing that event back so let's see if we can do that by the end of the month all right now last but certainly not least this is very important guys I'm talking about it every day until April you know until pretty much the end of April when this is resolved all right it's very important to me so please listen up alright I'm in a situation here that's pretty bad personally and I wouldn't bring it up unless it was serious tax wise here's what's going on I moved to the state of Washington from the state of Connecticut three and a half years ago almost four years ago now actually it's already in March so three more months that have been six four years ago sadly my tax attorney at the time did not do my taxes properly for almost four years so I owe a large amount of back taxes to the state of Washington for operating a business here and it's not my fault I didn't know about it and my tax attorney it was his job to do it and he didn't do it properly so he screwed me over alright so people helped me out because I had a big lump sum of taxes due in January that I just found out about in the fall I didn't have the money for it so people rallied help me out in December and we got through that hurdle in January which isn't allowed my girlfriend Kat to move in and a lot of positive stuff has happened as a result however we're far from over here with this situation what's going on now is number one all those back taxes for the years of 2014 through 2016 are gonna start coming due in April I don't know what they are yeah I'm supposed to be told soon number two because you guys helped me out in late 2017 my income went out for the year and now I owe more federal taxes for 2017 than what I have paid so that's coming to in April as well and then on top of all of that the federal government wants me to pay my first estimated payment for my upcoming 2018 taxes also in April so normally I would only have one tax payment in April for you know the first payment for 2018 now I have three and I'm sorry I'm not made of money in particular these last two months on YouTube have been terrible January and February on YouTube no exaggeration has made the least amount of money I've ever made on YouTube now on Twitch it's been good the problem is you know it kind of evens out Wow which is great but YouTube's terrible so it evens out to just being enough to pay my bills I didn't make any extra money or anything to pay these taxes so this sucks all right I'm in a bad position right now so what I need from you is your help all right how can you help number one pledge to my patreon number two buy stuff from the teespring and number three if you're watching this live on stream tip me during the stream all right how do you tip well if you're watching the stream live and you look below the stream there's a grid of information including plugs to like my website and YouTube channels and stuff like that rules of the stream there's also a section this is tips if you click on it alright if you click on it um what the hell is going on in the stream chat some idiot is screaming with fucking capital letters and it's distracting me alright I'm trimming this guy out he's annoying the fuck out of me okay let's try this again so if you look below my stream and you click on the tip section it'll bring you to the tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave your name and a message if you'd like to get a shout out during the stream or if you're on a mobile device and you can't see all that information if you just type exclamation point tip into the stream chat alright the link will pop up you can click on it and you can leave a tip via that message as well alright why patreon teespring or tips why does this help me because guess what all of those I get that for those funds right away so whatever you contribute via those I get right away and I could put straight towards my tax issues in April all right now I'll be honest here I have some money to put towards the taxes left over and I have a little bit of extra money saved up from the past couple of months cuz twitch was good but I don't have enough to pay all these taxes especially cuz I don't know what they are yet but from what I was told the estimates there's no way I have enough money so if I can't pay my taxes in April and the problem now is I will have a rolling tax problem over the course of 2018 where fees interest all this kind of stuff will keep accruing and then they'll keep expecting me to pay more and more by the end of the year I can't pay all my taxes by the end of the year we're in a situation where the only way I'm gonna be able to afford it moving forward is to sell my house which I don't want to do I love this house I worked my ass off for 10 years and as a job for eight years to live here oh and I could afford it the thing is I can afford to live here as of last year I was fine with the TWiT changes that I made and everything I was paying all of my bills and everything was good the problem is this fucking tax situation comes up out of nowhere and bites me in the ass when I have no control over and you know I did everything right so this sucks that now I may lose my home because I'm in a situation of something that I did nothing wrong and there's no way that I couldn't control it all right hmm so all that being said if you guys can help me out via patreon teespring or tipping me during the streams anything you contribute between now and you know these tax such a time that's due in April it's all going towards the taxes and I'm greatly appreciative of anything you guys can contribute okay mm-hmm all right so thank you guys very much all right um so let's go ahead and get to shoutouts here all right in fact I already tell you stream stats are gonna update okay all right here we go let's get you some shoutouts um I scroll all the way down here first of all shout-out to infinite who did 875 bitch here overnight thank you very much infinite critical for days cheered and said hey Phil I've been seen a lot of fan art from your fans but I don't really like this one in particular it lacks effort and probably the guy took five minutes to do it I'm not hating but I want people to put effort in well listen no one else did any no one else did fan art so I'd much rather have a you know rushed taped together fan art than no fan art at all so you know I'm not picky and sadly did you do fan art you know I'm not trying to be a jerk critical for days what did you do fan art no well then guess what you really shouldn't criticize this fan art because if you can't do better or didn't even put any effort in you have no right to criticize what they did that's the bottom line it's just called nitpicking or you know trying to be some kind of you know really elitist when you didn't do it yourself so you know what grounds do you have to criticize this person so please stop okay number two uh uh al elahh oh my god Allosaurus Rex thank you I almost could never read the name for some reason Allosaurus Rex cheered and said why do you put so much stock into what idiot idiot detractors say about your Street Fighter 2 gameplay I don't I don't at all I don't put any stock into it at all alright um what I would the point I was making was that people table other than me put stock into it you know people who don't watch my streams don't watch my content at all watch a stupid montage that's completely slanderous defamatory and not representative of one of my actual gameplay streams is and they think that it is oh well you know I watched Phil play Street Fighter 2 and all he did was yell at Huma players and swear therefore he's terrible at the game you know it's all here all I saw was him lose so obviously he never won a match right that's what I mean same thing with sea of thieves yesterday so many people came to me and said Phil you know we watch your stream for the first time in a long time or maybe for the first time ever and um you know watching it and they're like what the hell um this is good this is actually quite good and you know I can't believe the phil stream was so good because I've heard so many negative things well that's the point I was making there is no stock in anything these idiots say about me that's the point I'm making so it's actually the opposite of what you're saying is what the point I was trying to make ok critical for days chewed again he says I can't wait for you to Street Fighter 30th anniversary hope the games are good online and not being asked like Ultra Street Fighter 2 because if it sucks some people would say oh you saw I know but that's the thing if the online play is garbage and the connections are terrible people will blame me dudes there's ridiculous amounts of evidence out there that I'm great at super she fighter to terrible I've won tournaments I was the highest placing American player in 2005 Evo I've won multiple tournaments in different versions of the game I've won evo qualifiers and there's so much evidence but people just want to ignore it all just to say that I supp just for the sake of getting a jolly you're getting a dig right there idiots so yeah I know I would really it would really suck it after all this height being built up around the 30th Anniversary Collection it comes out and the online place sucks I hope it doesn't me sir mmm cheered and said have you tried any of the Soul Calibur games there's one new one coming out soon oh yes I have played Soul Calibur games absolutely I have in the past in fact a Soul Calibur for the Dreamcast which I think was I think that was the first one that was called Soul Calibur it was actually an amazing game and I played the hell out of it back in the day and I have from time to time dabbled in the series you know I play with characters like nightmare and Cervantes and mr. Rudy stuff like that oh and Vold Oh - I really like Valda um have I ever played it at a competitive level no I have I played it in arcades I played a casually on console I've never played the game of the competitive level um mmm so therefore no I would not say oh I will pass at the game or anything but I do enjoy it so when the new Soulcalibur comes out yes I would check it out I'll probably play through you know whatever the story mode is try out a few characters do some online play dabble with it should be fine alright I got an anonymous dollar tip that says you say everyone should wake up but you seem to be the one stuck in a dream I don't even know what that means absolutely no idea what that means I also got another dollar tip from the little voice in your head that says I told you would work itself out wait it's not over that's heavy I don't know what daddy's someone's leaving random dollar tips they don't make any sense but I'm gonna nevertheless update the stream stats here with the information I don't know what the hell any of this means but I'll still update very bizarre okay battle duck 9000 today 200 bitch here to become the cheerleader for today and he said in a Manhattan accent bits bit up bits fresh boots get them while they're hot I guess he's pretending like he's a New York Street vendor selling like roasted peanuts or something actually they sell roasted chestnuts during the holiday season so uh excuse me all right battle doc let's so take that 200 bitch here thank you very much battle Duff appreciate that um all right Co thief cheer and said Phil does a thing called constructive criticism you criticize other people's work when it's constructive that guy's right to fan off or see if these is lazy okay but again here's what you guys got to realize all right does the difference between constructive criticism and criticizing just for the sake of criticizing so let me ask you a question when you criticize the sea of thieves fanart on priests ringing oh it's lazy okay now obviously the person who made that fan art isn't amazingly skilled you can tell because they didn't you know you look at the quality of the fan art right so do you really think that for someone who maybe took a little bit of effort into his best as they could the only person by the way who went out of their way to actually make fan art for the game right they do it and now you basically shit all over them publicly on stream how do you think that makes them feel do you think they're not motivated to make more fan art no now instead they just never want to do it again cuz now they feel like shit cuz you shout on their one effort to make fan art and there's no one who else who made a piece of art right the bottom line is I'm not picky I'm appreciative of anything that anyone does for me or my streams and I'm not gonna be an elitist douchebag oh this fan out is not up to my standard for something I could put on my history I'm going to reject this one and tell them do betcha screw off no and sadly that's kind of the attitude people are having well then you make fan art seriously you make it because guess what this person is just a person who volunteered and did it for free just made something nice for the stream this wasn't someone I paid to do it and then the effort sucks so I come back with constructive criticism so it's seriously grow up and I mean that because what you're doing is really nasty and negative and it's not appreciating so stop it there you go okay Oh Charlotte to Cuban policy who says I'll make you fanart for games if you unblock me on Twitter I'm never unblocking you bin boxers hereto said your greatest refight or to fact thank you vent boxer critical for days cheered against and I'm sorry about the cheer about the fan art but it's still my opinion you disagree with it but I have a question what is it right to criticize someone's work and when is it not not right to it's very simple like I just explained it's one thing if okay Phil's putting out a stream Phil you know his wants to entertain us but he also wants to make money doing it he wants you know he wants us to support him so we have the right to criticize his work to make you better 100% I am in agreement with you 100% yes but someone out of the kindness of their heart creates fan art for free they may not be skilled they're the only person who even takes any effort to make a piece of fan art for a game they make it and I use it now you shit all over it no sorry that's not allowed there's a time and a place you know I'm sadly people again people think it's black and white either all criticism is okay or no criticism is okay wrong that's not the case in the world as many shades of gray and you need to look at things both objectively and subjectively in this case criticizing a piece of fan art like this and tearing it apart is wrong and it's messed up and you should know that you know maybe eventually in life you'll figure it out but you know you have to reinstate pick your fights again you want to improve the quality of my stream via constructive criticism great you want to tear apart some fans fan art who's the only person who put any effort into end doing anything at all no that's ridiculous that's elitist and that's very very I can't think of the word I'm thinking of oh entitled there we go it's being entitled oh yeah this stream deserves betcha get the fuck out of here guys this is a fun gameplay stream by a person who just wants to have fun and share gameplay experiences with you we're not looking for high-end professional quality shit we're not mmm sorry we're not this has always been a one-man show I do it by myself I don't have anyone really to help me the people that do it you know go out of their way to help me I'm incredibly appreciative oh I'm not gonna be an elitist entitled jerk who rejects fan art because I was like it's miss paint well well screw off then you know then I don't deserve fan art at all if I'm gonna have that kind of attitude so you guys shouldn't have it either mmm so there you go all right um let's see here Beppo Terry took me a buck and says would you ever sail on a ship with Rikishi what oh I don't even know what that means why wouldn't I sail on a ship with Rikishi I'm totally lost here but think you've been booked here for the tip however now we've got a four-way tie and all the credit here is getting really long but the fuck didn't click properly shit if another person tips a buck I can't add your name haha if you're gonna tip me to a dollar in one cent so that we can we could update this because he's getting out of control with the amount three people triple tie for a dollar tip alright um I love tits with another troll chip where people really want to try to do troll cheers today and it's not gonna work I'm gonna keep it tearing you guys down another troll chair there here we go additional sub : game devs lazy and shitting on them in front of hundreds especially since you did poorly in computer science and develop games no moron because guess what I paid for their games stupid I paid for their game I paid for a quality product therefore I have the right to criticize if I'm running a stream and I'm asking for contributions you have the right to criticize my stream this person made fan art for free which I accepted and use there's no right to criticize it so moron thanks for the cheer but go ahead keep them coming mmm keep the stupid things coming so I can keep destroying it anyway I got an anonymous dollar tip something about shock boy and Lavagirl I don't know what's going on I just don't know what's going on battle dog doing another Hodor bitch here he said the point of fan art is to do creative work to show your liking of something by doing what you can driven by your inspiration with any skills that you have not to create triple-a content holy crap battle duck gets it mm-hmm there you go battle duck gets eight thank you very much battle duck CM fool has recent scar to the channel for the sixteenth month in a row and asks are you going to do PvP today well for what I've seen there's no active way to do PvP like you can't tell where other humans are on the map so I guess what has to happen is um you have to just randomly run into someone now if you remember yesterday we did randomly run into a couple people who attacked us and then we saw a small boat but we didn't attack it maybe we will I don't know today the missions I'm gonna do our combat based like we got a combat based mission yesterday and that's the first one I'm gonna try to do today mmm so that's what I'll be focusing on alright alright Oh King Apocrypha that a stupid chair that I'm not gonna read Ben tater ship also researchers are subscribed to the channel think you've been tater shit for the subscription I appreciate that combo breaker just took me five bucks so kukuku combo breaker very nice let's update the stream stats now we can get rid of this ginormous stupid Oh barb he's a combo breaker box thank you very much combo breaker you've now made the stream look a lot nicer oh you did oh I love tits once again I decided to do another troll cheer that I didn't read and he's banned from the chat because he's being an idiot so goodbye bunny Baggins just took me a dollar and one cent was attempting to overcome the other tips however someone else already did but thank you money Baggins regardless for that tip I appreciate it Oh Ben theater shit did 100 bit Cheers is what do you think of the Last of Us part two in rumors it's coming this year I don't really have any thoughts we've seen no gameplay we've heard we've heard almost only rumors umm mmm what I do get the feeling is that we will get a lot of details and information III as I said many times already I feel that this III this year will be huge this III this year we're gonna get so much information about games that we've only had little tidbits of information about up to this point we're probably gonna get a ridiculous amount of release dates for big high-profile releases it's gonna be a big one I really am feeling that this this III will be ginormous ok I really do feel it's going to be ginormous so I guess we'll see but yeah I really don't have any information in regards to Last of Us - there you go alright so let's see here is there anything else going on no I think we're good how many subs do we have right now did we go up or these just resets double check here we're up to 440 nice subs are up so we're 10 away from for 50 and 60 away from hitting the goal it's definitely doable as I told you guys it's definitely doable 100% we can hit 500 by the end of this month we just got to keep people motivated right okay so thanks to all of you for your cheers your subs and your tips I appreciate it very much I say thank you very much for everything that you've contributed and there you go Wow Bowser's shop just left the trolls here you are now banned because you've now done this about you know four times this week and I've had enough of you I literally just said like five times during pre stream that I could be criticized but someone who makes fan art shouldn't be and bowser chomp said fil why can't you be criticized but everyone else can you're an idiot goodbye enough we're tired of you wasting our time here goodbye keep your quarters to yourself throw me quarters on the stream to be annoying get the fuck out of here alright walk the plank me matey there I forgot I'm playing sea of Thieves walk the flank you scurvy dog alright alright everyone so that's it thank you for your cheer soaps tips and contributions so far thanks for being patient during pre stream it's now time to get set up for today's coop stream of sea of thieves reminder to yourselves the tips you get shout outs we have the stream stats that will be updated live when I get a chance as well as you know I'm very appreciative of any of you who tipped me because right now tips are the big thing if you tip me it helps with this tax situation coming up in April and will allow me to continue to keep my house and even do this for a daily basis so there you go alright that is it guys let us now get ready with sea of thieves thanks very much let's begin well dlb fool just subscribe to the channel with twitch pry very nice and I'm wondering yes we're now up to 441 subs very nice very nice guys okay alright let's get set up thanks everybody and let's begin

 

[Jmboote]

You know you're in a bad place when your detractors are giving you better advice than your fucking fans...and you're actually following said advice.

For as often as Phil says detractors rely on him, he sure does fail to do the most basic shit unless detractors bring it up, which causes him to do it.

 

[neger psykolog]

Unless someone can show evidence that YouTube allows default deactivation of auto captioning, which I cannot find, then this is what DSP is doing:

• Uploading his prestream
• Waiting for it to finish uploading/processing
• Waiting anywhere from 30-60 minutes after to manually remove the automatic captions (captions only get generated after the file is actually live, unless its extremely short)
• He only seems to do this if I haven't yet posted the captions
• He only does this with prestream vidoes

lol

Kat:

"Phil! Dinner's ready!"​

DSP:

"Katty boo, I'm just finishing my uploads! I'll be out soon!"​

Kat:

"Philip Burnell. I know that your uploads don't take this long, now come and have dinner! It's getting cold"​

DSP:

"KAT! I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES I HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR AFTER I'VE FINISHED UPLOADING TO MANUALLY REMOVE THE AUTOMATIC CAPTIONS SO THE DETRACTORS CAN'T DOWNLOAD THEM! THEY'LL DOWNLOAD EVERY SINGLE WORD AND THEN READ THE ENTIRE THING! WHICH MEANS THEY'RE TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT!"​

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

How fucking desperate is Philly boy to inconvenience a single detractor that he is screwing over his hearing impaired fans?

 

[LordAutismo]

Hey Phil, since I know you're reading this, get rid of that god awful fan music. Do what LTG does and put Street Fighter music on or something.

 

[Phalanx]

This is fucking hilarious; Tevin is going on to ride this because Zphil hates Tevin somewhat more than Fred must be that old Tyrone PTSD kicking in.

What gets me is he is clearly saying this shit now to lie to himself and that is just sad

Hey Phil if reading; You will never get the Wolverine toy

 

[neger psykolog]

How fucking desperate is Philly boy to inconvenience a single detractor that he is screwing over his hearing impaired fans?

Its like this nigga doesn't know that everyone on Kiwifarms is autistic as shit.

If he adds enough "inconvenience" I will add "convenience".