Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jigglyjogglers]

Ah, Mike's tried and true "everyone who criticizes me is a pedo" projection.

I'm sure that will actually silence someone one of these days, Mikey.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"You probably have a secret fanfic about how you want to be his JULAY"

Mere speculation, the Autist's first resort.

 

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Mere speculation, the Autist's first resort.

More like projection.

Hirtes, nigga, you're the one who has Chris's duck pics on your PC, not Sneasel lmao. You have Chris's doll sex vids on your PC too, how else are you gonna furiously upload them to Twitter whenever he tweets?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Yeah, Hirtes, I'm sure the dean will take any email from CHRISCHANDLERRAPESCATS@gmail.com or whatever you're using these days super duper cereal. Everyone knows there's no one that colleges like to please more than fifty-year-old welfare leech furries.

 

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I love the fact that he doesn't notice how similar he is to Chris, Hirtes is now literally re-enacting the Call-out saga.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Mike is getting btfo on /cow/ again for trying to trollshield

And this one's either him or Vordy

 

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Mike is getting btfo on /cow/ again for trying to trollshield

I love that even though they hate us, they immediately guess that it's him and start dunking.

We should make a "Cycle of Hirtes" infographic and add it to the OP.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

He's super not mad and he's totally in control of this situation, you guys. We are totally owned.

 

[GS 281]

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"You probably have a secret fanfic about how you want to be his JULAY"

Mere speculation, the Autist's first resort.

Michael Jay Hirtes should quit while he's behind before he gets himself into trouble for harassment. He already has a record and a paper trail. For the record, I am none of these things and have never even been to Michigan or wherever. IIRC Mike also has a social worker who is most likely clued in on his online antics. He should probably cease and desist.

 

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Michael Jay Hirtes should quit while he's behind before he gets himself into trouble for harassment. He already has a record and a paper trail. For the record, I am none of these things and have never even been to Michigan or wherever. IIRC Mike also has a social worker who is most likely clued in on his online antics. He should probably cease and desist.

I think you should cement the Chris comparison by making a reply video, just like Tito did.

You know it will drive Hirtes mad lol.

 

[AJ 447]

Michael Jay Hirtes should quit while he's behind before he gets himself into trouble for harassment. He already has a record and a paper trail. For the record, I am none of these things and have never even been to Michigan or wherever. IIRC Mike also has a social worker who is most likely clued in on his online antics. He should probably cease and desist.

tbf you are a notorious tranny chaser

 

[GS 281]

tbf you are a notorious tranny chaser

musk is my main fetish tho

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

As an aside you've gotta love how transparent Hirtes is about outing himself by trying to claim I'm some part of the Inner Foxdick Circle or whatever. I'm active in like three or four threads and this is one of them, but because I rag on him here consistently he assumes I'm part of the Evil Conspiracy To Persecute Mike Hirtes. The only people that would ever have cause to call me out by username are Dobson, Alex Leal (who has done), and Hirtes. And unless Dobbo or Aweks has suddenly decided to head to /cow/ to defend Mikey's honor, mentioning me is as good as filling out his name field.

 

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I love the fact that he doesn't notice how similar he is to Chris, Hirtes is now literally re-enacting the Call-out saga.

Now that I think of it, does anyone here think that Hirtes had his own versions of past Chris sagas? Maybe even his very own Bluespike, per chance?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Now that I think of it, does anyone here think that Hirtes had his own versions of past Chris sagas? Maybe even his very own Bluespike, per chance?

Hm. I could see him having had a Bluespike in that he probably got tricked (more than once) into thinking a dude was a galpal. Pretty consistent with his inability to think critically and his loneliness. I doubt it would have had as spectacular an end, though... as desperately lonely as Mikey likely is, he's also far more selfish than the already rather selfish Chris. Even if he could be convinced his supposed girlfriend needed his PSN password to live, he'd probably just say "Bye whore" and hang up on her.

Plus I would imagine any attempt at a galpal saga would be prematurely terminated when the troll found that they just couldn't put themselves through it to completion. I mean, pretending to be the girlfriend and having cybersex with an autistic idiot who craps himself is one thing, but doing the same thing to Hirtes? Who has the stomach for it?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

For the record, I am none of these things and have never even been to Michigan or wherever.

 

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lol i was just kidding there.

 

[drain]

lol i was just kidding there.

shut up juggalo

 

[PsychoNerd054]

lol i was just kidding there.

What thread was that from anyway?

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

lol i was just kidding there.

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