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Off topic, but Snort has been using a soundbite of 'DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?'

Where is this from? Something about it has me laughing
 
@Faded posted about wings ages ago keep up - nah Wings and DSP whilst on the surface appear similar are very different
1) Wings is candid as he needs it for subs and money. Phil is too egotistical to deny this because it breaks his narrative.
2) Wings legit has mental health issues like Chris Chan where it kind of gives him a leeway of his cuntiness - Phil is straight up a self-centred cunt.
3) Wings used to be WAY more successful than Phil - he owns everything including his home - he is driving money atm for surgery on his gut ala Boogie.
4) Wings used to have charisma and still does he needs to get out of his rut and put his shit together because he used to not be an awful streamer - still autistic as fuck but nowhere near as Phil.

Finally as with CWC or anyone in that degree we laugh mostly with them and wings is kinda in a weird 50/50 spot were people are shocked by how cunty he is during depression quest but with Phil they laugh at his sheer delusion of grandeur and how out of fucking touch he is. You can counter CWC is out of touch but CWC is on his own fucking galaxy as is Wings.
 
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-He did the review so he can say he did not rage/borequit it...

-Surprised nobody brought this up... i think... Remember when he shat on reviewers with free copies saying you have no right to review a game if you didnt pay for it with your hard earned money? He played this for fREEEE, guess it only applies to others.
 
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Damn it Nich is legit growing on me for some reason. I think it's because for whatever reason Phil isn't banning him. Wonder if he pays any heed to his words though.

From what I saw of his review it seemed like standard procedure. He bullshits around 2-3 points and repeats himself to the point of exhaustion. Did he end up liking this game? If he did that means his review is just as trustworthy now as it was years ago (hint: not at all).

I'm guessing the only reason this isn't becoming a "down-time game" for him to play is because he didn't make as much money as he hoped. From what I've seen of this game it could've been a good alternative to PUBG, which is becoming stale af unless you're watching god-tiers play. I mean he's shit at both and both are boring if played for too long.

Just play with subs and I guarantee the whales would spend even more than usual.
 
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I'll watch that Rambo video later; guy comes off real eloquent in his and Howard's "response" video. . . and actually pretty funny.

. . . and holy heck it's light night and day between where DSP is and this guy. From what I understand those guys hold down full time jobs and are able to put something like that together. You know Phil is at least aware of this and is likely thinking ". . . damnit."
 
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I honestly love Rambo just because Phil as a "friend" must of been exhausting as fuck. It is why I am not so hard on Leanne as she was young and vulnerable got visited by Tyrone with his "red pill" and fessed up and now has left the internet completely well a different guise.

Horseface on the other hand is either a) playing some game of thrones level shit or b) just straight up tarded/malleable

It goes to show how many people Phil has in his life though so much so an internet forum can record and track it because its that pathetic;
His parents pity him and he abandoned them
His GF/Fiance of 6 years left him because people actually showed her how to live.
Rambo and Howard probably phil's only ever friends stayed silent out of respect until he slighted them and revealed his persona
Soulmaid is a glorified maid playing overwatch and cooking, who fucking reads kiwifarms and dragon killers twitter which makes me think how Phil is actually getting this info
 
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Dragoonism said:
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That could have been Phil on the right next to Rambo if he hadn't let all those initial views gone to his head!

Fun to know that both Howard and Rambo have been to Japan atleast once and Phil sits there: "Places i want to visit? Japan..."
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This is also an example of how Phil should actually leave shit in the past instead of saying he does and seething over it. Rambo and Howard aren't bitter, they are just doing their own thing and having fun.
 
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PieceofShet said:
-He did the review so he can say he did not rage/borequit it...

-Surprised nobody brought this up... i think... Remember when he shat on reviewers with free copies saying you have no right to review a game if you didnt pay for it with your hard earned money? He played this for fREEEE, guess it only applies to others.
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This review seems like a desperate attempt to try to get the Homefront lightning to strike twice. It is no secret his channel is doing poorly and needs some kind of boost. Like all Phil solutions it would only be a band aid on a gunshot wound. People looking to watch a 10 minute review of a new game won't want to sit through 150 parts of Ni No Kuni 2 or 50 Street Fighter matches. This is the only reason I can see him randomly doing review out of nowhere. Clickbaited the shit out of that title too.
 
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@JamFlowMan well I am grabbing Ni No Kuni 2 today however Phil is in for a surprise because the combat is overhauled into a strategic hack and slash apparently. I have looked at nothing so far as I want the surprise. His viewers are going to destroy him though as he talks over the fucking story constantly.
 
How has this motherfucker done this (whatever the fuck 'this' is) for 47 years without:
  • developing any goddamned skill
  • picking up any useful info about how games are conceived, designed & marketed
  • picking up any useful info about how the programming of games work, even on the very basic levels that would make him play better
  • getting any motherfucking better at interacting with fans about game related issues
Other than buying them, failing at them and deleting, he really knows piss all about the artform he claims to hold dear.

If the cunt watched 5 minutes of Guru Larry, his knowledge of gaming would treble. I am literally partially sighted and literally can't hold a controller due to health shit but I can fucking read a tutorial.

If he's a 'true gamer', I am Commodore Fred Fucking Fuchs.

Secondly, they say that you need 10,000 hours of practice to master a skill. Which is probably bullshit but whatever. How many hours average over say, 2010, 2015 and 2017 did he spend playing games? He should be one of the guys playing Darksouls 3 backwards, blindfolded, using only a broken Guitar Hero guitar on a pacifist run in two hours with a screaming Dutch man pegging him with a child's baseball bat.

GRAMMA FUCKING SHIRLEY could fuck him up in a competition.

Edit: see, I'm hip with the kids. I know more than two Youtube gamers. Am leet af fam basic bitch hep cats. Bae? Lit? Please tell me I am not the only actually adult here omg is this how you start to get old?
 
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OneDaySon said:
Youtube view wise, Rambo gets more views than DSP now. Man who is jealous of DSP gets more views. Also yeah he has a full time job and still does this.
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Um yeah ofcourse he can do that, because he never even uploads... 2 videos a month? Phil uploads 500... Nobody else is doing raw and unedited content like dsp so you're factually wrong. YouTube IS his fulltime job, it's his own business stop being jealous.
 
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@JamFlowMan well I am grabbing Ni No Kuni 2 today however Phil is in for a surprise because the combat is overhauled into a strategic hack and slash apparently. I have looked at nothing so far as I want the surprise. His viewers are going to destroy him though as he talks over the fucking story constantly.
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Well let's all remember Phil claims he will play Ni No Kuni 2 until he beats it NO MATTER WHAT.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/976679224361791488
 
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is this Pineapple Man, sorry if it's late
 
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Damn nich keeps going against the goutgrain, it's kinda annoying. If he actually keeps developing this spine I can't even call him Pineappleman anymore. If he ends up pulling a Vidar, I will sorely miss the jokes.

It'd be fucking hilarious if DSP played Blackwake. Sea of Thieves seems to be way simplified as a pirate game. Blackwake requires a lot more coordination with other players, too - something that Phil is absolutely terrible at, obviously.
 
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Today's a day off. I wonder if he thinks that he could still reach 500 subs by April? He should probably drop the goal further next month to 475 or so because missing the goal months in a row is probably disheartening
 
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