FB: 8/16/14 SO THERE (again)

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Optimus Prime said:
Chris really only even lets himself be ordered around by her these days because she's got her grip on his tugboat money
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I don't think she has any direct control - she couldn't take the money from Chris against his will. But all she needs to say is "Give me the money now", and he folds like a deck chair every time.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I don't think she has any direct control - she couldn't take the money from Chris against his will. But all she needs to say is "Give me the money now", and he folds like a deck chair every time.
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That's what I've always wondered. Barb would only have control over his money if she was listed as another 'user' tied to his name. My parents put their names on my accounts when I was 16 and working (I think they had to because I was a minor at the time) but they kept their names on my account until I was about 20 (I was still living with them while I went to college and we just never bothered taking their names off... it was more beneficial to have their names and accounts tied to mine than it was to have mine all alone).

Either way, I think all Barb does is say "Chrissun, gimme a scheck for this here bill!" and he does it.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I don't think she has any direct control - she couldn't take the money from Chris against his will. But all she needs to say is "Give me the money now", and he folds like a deck chair every time.
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This is Chris we're talking about. That's all she needs to do. He's forced by habit and his relations to his mother that he probably tries to find a loophole (and fails) such that he doesn't have to listen to her, or she still plays that "I'm DYIN' CHRUSSUN!" crap and Chris doesn't want to be responsible for committing patricide.
 
CWCissey said:
It always worked because Chris is super gay. Once that gayness was extracted, it was synthesised into a weakened form, allowing humans to build up an immunity to it.
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That's exactly what a vaccine is. Think about it; it's funny and true.

V.a.c.c.i.n.e automatically changes to DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. TIL.
 
What I'm wondering is just how long Chris could last on Tumblr before his complaints of his "austistic mental block" causes a bizarre horde of trans-autist SJWs to crawl out the woodwork and devour him in a self-righteous flurry of tardrage.
 
Marvin said:
Well with this fancy modern technology, all she needs to do is have Chris put in a bank transfer. But yeah, ultimately the same result.
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Pretty much; I like to assume that Barb doesn't know the internet isn't actually cut down.
 
4Macie said:
Either way, this post shows a lot of caring what people think for someone who claims he/she doesn't care what we think
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That's pretty much standard procedure on the Internet. Don't care, go out of your way to explain to everyone, in great detail, how much you don't care.

SteelPlatedHeart said:
As if any time he has a "gay thought", he's convinced we're broadcasting the thoughts into his head somehow
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Actually, Greene County Education Board blew its entire budget last year on a satellite that does just that. We only get to use it for an hour a day.
 
When he marches in the parade, what's going to happen when his LGBT brothers and sisters discover that his blood is the source of the plague that will eliminate them next year?
 
RandyCox said:
When he marches in the parade, what's going to happen when his LGBT brothers and sisters discover that his blood is the source of the plague that will eliminate them next year?
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Then the government will take him to a secret lair to research how the man with the blood that cures gay people was found...in a man claiming to be a gay woman.
 
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