Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Powerleveling the fuck up in this bitch.

I was waiting for the HPV cancer scare episode. I know a woman who pulled the exact same bullshit. Got her drunk three weeks later and she forgot she had cancer. While I had no clear idea that faking HPV pussy cancer was a thing for crazy women, I could have called Bex going for it a mile away.

To this day I do not know if she actually killed her infant brother or if that was a fabrication as well.
 
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Hasn't Becks had a "cancer scare" previously? Also, why the fuck isn't she immunised? Gardasil was approved by the FDA in the US in 2006, ffs and she was within the recommended age group for receiving the vaccine then.

Also, pre-cancerous cells are not stage IV cancer. There are many options available including "wait and see".
 
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"OMG, I told this guy to give me my space, and he totally did? Why the hell did he do what I told him instead of reading my mind and giving me the money and asspats I'm desperately fishing for?"

I give major props to Becky's "Daddy" - dude realized that she was an emotional, mental, and financial drain, and finally pulled the leech off.

As for Becky, just when I think I can't loathe her any harder, she proves me wrong by e-begging on Passover and jumping the gun on a cancer diagnosis in order to emotionally manipulate everyone around her.

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Just throwing this out there, but when she and Klein were split up, she was crying about the fact that he was the one who collared her, and how she couldn't wear it anymore. So unless Klein is also the one who softblocked her and she's just too fucking broken to walk into his room to talk to him, I think she's making shit up again.
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Wasn't Klein in the hospital recently for something serious, and Becky made no fucking attempt to do anything but use it as an opportunity to draw attention to herself? My guess was that this was the last straw for Fuckboi #2 and he cut her off, prompting Becky to pull a cancer scare out of her ass to guilt him into staying and make him look bad for "abandoning" her in her time of need. She can't go back to the "he raped and abused me!" well after she pumped that ploy dry already.
 
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The only thing I disagree with is this. You and I both know she can. Whether it's successful is the only thing in question.
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I'm sure she'll play that card once her "cancer scare" guilt trip fails to get her fuckboi to come running back to her. Becky just has to be a bit more careful about using that tactic, or else she'll look like the "Boy" That Cried Rape.
 
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Hasn't Becks had a "cancer scare" previously? Also, why the fuck isn't she immunised? Gardasil was approved by the FDA in the US in 2006, ffs and she was within the recommended age group for receiving the vaccine then.

Also, pre-cancerous cells are not stage IV cancer. There are many options available including "wait and see".
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Yes.

I brought that up recently because that’s the same scare she brought up when Riot fired her. Originally she was taking a leave of absence for her rotten vagina and of course it was all a lie, but it’s interesting she didn’t memory hole it.
Also it seems kind of bizarre she received you got pussy cancer news on the weekend. But Rebecca is lying liar that lies.

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Me too.
 
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If Becky had a less-bad kind of pre-cancerous lesion before, then she'd have been recommended to have a Pap 12 months after her last one, just like she did. Almost like the guidelines are in place for a reason.

Also, in addition to the fact that there's only a 1% chance she has cancer, early-stage cervical cancer has a 93% survival rate. For those following along at home, this means the odds of her actually dying from this are basically nil. Her "daddy" has access to the same stats as anyone else via Google, and I wouldn't be surprised if he softblocked her because he doesn't want to hear her pretend that she's dying and near the end. If Daniel's ever had a relative actually die from cancer, I imagine he'd find Becky's current performance offensive and insensitive.
 
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