Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[MistressCaridad]

Asking about ovens on Passover? I swear, Becky is baiting the trolls super hard so she can whine about "hate speech in muh DM's!" and rake in asspats and pitybux.

Becky’s so full of shit. You know damn well the bitch won’t take anyone’s advice about how to properly prepare for Passover, even if there’s anyone out there who gives enough of a shit to answer her. She is the most Jewish Jew to ever practice Judaism and “fuckers in her mentions/DMs/emails” are all just bigots who hate her because she’s such a proud Jewish Latinx man!!!!

Speaking as a TRUE AND HONEST Cuban-American/Latina, the term “Latinx” is annoying as fuck to me. A large portion of the spergs who use it because of MUH GENDER aren’t even Latin themselves. Besides, if Becky with the dangerhair is a man as she claims, Latino should be the correct term.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover. "GG tactics" is exactly what RRREEEbecca, Chelsea Five Guys herself, and all the other "progressive folk" do, there are even logs of Chelsea's secret chat group where they plotted financial ruin and coordinated their intimidation against others, a chat which Arthur Chu was part of.

Enjoy your cervical cancer, you dumb cunt.

 

[TurboNAS]

Phew, for a second there I thought she was in trouble. Good thing she's a man so a little pussy cancer isn't an issue.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"I had the same results last year, only milder. Safe to assume it's cancer at this point."

Translation: WAAAHHH Becky needs more attention!

What a nice attention ploy, it's not actually cancer and can be turned around at a moment's notice (also that's not how diagnosis works obviously). Although having a cancerous cunt WOULD be fitting in this case. Guess you should get shit like that treated early and not get STIs that cause it by fucking everyone within arm's reach.

"hugs while being squeezed isn't painful yet"
Can cancer grow on cancer?

 

[MaxiMax]

Wow. Becky is just litteraly complaining about something almost every parent ever has already said at some point to their child.
Concerning the pap smear test... didn't she say she wasn't going do it because of dysphoria ? Did she read us and decided to do it or did she intended to do it all along but say otherwise for asspats ?... I think I answered my own question...

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Concerning the pap smear test... didn't she say she wasn't going do it because of dysphoria ? Did she read us and decided to do it or did she intended to do it all along but say otherwise for asspats ?... I think I answered my own question...

I think there's a pretty solid correlation between things mentioned here and the same things popping up on Bex's misery Twitter, so I'm mostly confident she saw us talking about her getting cancer and thought "Oh yeah, I haven't used that one in a while!"

 

[Whetfahrt Cheesebörger]

Usually I worry about rolling my eyes so hard the muscles sprain, now it's very hard not to A-Log this bitch. You don't pull the "I have cancer" card like that.

Fuck you, Rebecca. When I think you can't go any lower, you still surprise me.

 

[Jubileus]

And within two weeks maximum we'll be back to an unspecified "disability" that keeps her from lifting objects heavier than a cellphone with no specific mention of cancer or anything like it. "Cancer" seems to be a favorite "deflect from something I fucked up on bigtime" button, as seen by her trotting it out when Riot shitcanned her and she was pretending it was just a medical LOA until she couldn't anymore. Real question is, what's she deflecting from now, or is her tank just that empty?

Becca's only angry about any "social media harassment machine" because every time she tries assembling a personal army she gets flattened, going all the way back to when she tried on Eugene Volokh and Ken White and all the way down to the hairdresser incident. If she were actually competent at it there'd be no issues, but alas, all her energy is spent juggling her bingo card identity and trying to calculate which square is most important today.

 

[lindsayfan]

"What we do here is go back..."

Faking cancer is old-school attention-whoring. Decades before all those other tumblr identities, con artists & bad fucked-in-head people were using "cancer" to extort attention and money. Hell, you could argue all the rich executives at Susan G. Komen are a high-level institutionalized version of this scam.

The extremely exceptional world of "wrestling fandom," which tends to lag behind the curve in most ways, has I think seen two fake-cancer situations in the last year, both ending with the perpetrators attempting to fake their own deaths.

I am betting Becky in a few weeks just goes "oh okay they managed to cut it out" and adds a cancer-survivor emoji to her twitter name, but in the meantime I'm excited to see this very 21st-century pity-scammer's unique spin on such a timeless classic.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If she wants to claim to have cancer so she can continue to be a lazy I have one thing to say to her. Terry Fox.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

With all the casual sex she (claims) to be having, it's probably just HPV. Hardly fatal.

*edit* OK I'm an idiot. Apparently HPV CAN be fatal...in that it leads to more serious cancer, such as cervical. Whoops.

 

[:thinking:]

Didn't that one person who used to know Becky back in the day say that Becky looks almost exactly like her mom?

Are her parents on social media? If there are pictures, a comparison can be made.

 

[Water-T]

"[anti-GG] only had an issue with gamergate because they were targeting their friends. They had no problem with gamergate's tactics". (Notice how Chu has to make this about DAMN GOOOOOBERGRAAAAPE!, despite the fact that it's been his fellow S/J/Ws that have been kicking up the shitstorm. Never change, you greasy chink.)

Holy shit, is Becky finally shrugging off the effects of the SocJus Kool-Aid? Hmm...

Nope. Becky's only speaking out because they've been calling her out on her "I'm a trans Cuban man, y'all!" bullshit.

...and despite the "fact" that she's going to be too "poor" to afford anything more than .25 ramen to eat, we can expect many more Disney trips where Becky splurges on pricey meals and goes home with a bunch of expensive toys.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Think positive, Rebecca! You can pretend the biopsy is your very own special Bris.

I know it’s a lie, but I hope it’s real.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

...and despite the "fact" that she's going to be too "poor" to afford anything more than .25 ramen to eat, we can expect many more Disney trips where Becky splurges on pricey meals and goes home with a bunch of expensive toys.

Well now Disney trips are basically Make-a-Wish for poor, sad, dying Becky and everyone will be expected to contribute monetary offerings to keep her from euthanizing herself when she simply can't go on with treatment.

This in spite of the fact that...

A high grade squamous intraepithelial lesion on Pap smear does not indicate cancer. It usually indicates what is called moderate or severe dysplasia. However, since the Pap smear is a screening test, the actual changes on the cervix can be worse and actually be an invasive cervical cancer. This would be very uncommon and the chance of a Pap smear showing HGSIL and of there being an invasive cancer of the cervix already present would be less than 1%. In fact only about 1.5% of women with a HGSIL Pap smear will progress to having invasive cancer of the cervix within the next 24 months.

 

[Water-T]

Now, now, guys - the doctor did take a small piece of Becky, so of course the test results are going to come up positive for cancer.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

From Passover ebegging to cancer ebegging.

Always gotta plan ahead!

 

[Hellfire]

Ah, here we go. So this first cap is from earlier on the same day she pulled her cancer stunt. She is whining that someone said something to her about how much money they spend on her, and mentions this not being a "secure place" in a "long-term relationship."

Next came the claims that she could have cancer and she would have to eat ramen noodles for a month because she wouldn't have money etc. Today she's trying to wring as many asspats out of this as possible and also trying to use it to win Twitter fights.

Really? I thought she was totally a man, why would she be "disappointed" a possible relative is a man.

Our ever classy Becky with the Bad Hair uses her alleged cancer to try to win the Luke Lockhart Twitter slapfight she started.

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Look at this next batch where she complains that she told her "Daddy" she had been in a relationship with for over a year about her supposed cancer and he just muted her on Twitter in response.

Cow crossover with Luke Lockhart and Daniel Knapp

So, we know Rebecca is a serial liar that makes up drama for attention and pity bucks, as seen with the hairdressers. Is Rebecca a despicable enough person that, after an internet "Daddy" complained about how much money he had sunk into the Rebecca money pit, she would pretend to have cancer in order to manipulate him?

 

[Whetfahrt Cheesebörger]

So, we know Rebecca is a serial liar that makes up drama for attention and pity bucks, as seen with the hairdressers. Is Rebecca a despicable enough person that, after an internet "Daddy" complained about how much money he had sunk into the Rebecca money pit, she would pretend to have cancer in order to manipulate him?

I feel like this is an escalation of her being unable to get any pitybux for the various Jewish holidays/days that she uses to throw up her donation link. Unless she's had this discussion with the supposed "Daddy" in public, I don't believe that said "Daddy" even exists. She's the type to throw anyone who wrongs her under the bus by name, but there's no name associated here. I think she's trying to up the ante by saying someone "important" to her ditched her due to a cancer diagnosis in her desperate attempt to squeeze money from the few people who even believe her bullshit at this point.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Just throwing this out there, but when she and Klein were split up, she was crying about the fact that he was the one who collared her, and how she couldn't wear it anymore. So unless Klein is also the one who softblocked her and she's just too fucking broken to walk into his room to talk to him, I think she's making shit up again.