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Neger will find a way to upload his fake to Twitter with high profile hacking skills just to make Phil look bad. No wait, he already did that, or should we believe all these stupid public tweets on TheyCallMeDSP? Wait a minute, Phil would never write stupid shit, that's not him! He got hacked!

Can't wait until someone writes this in all seriousness.
 
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WiPshit recap:

Monday: Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Tuesday: Far Cry 5 / Batman: The Telltale Series, Episode 5 (yup, still not having the proper title for the game)
Wednesday: Far Cry 5 / Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Thursday: Fary Cry 5 / Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Friday: [DAY OFF]
Saturday: Far Cry 5 OR Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom / Ultra Street Fighter 2: The Final Challengers
Sunday: Far Cry 5 OR Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom

Phil literally just got out of the shower.
Sea of Thieves was "a stinky dud".
Phil's voice sounds a bit groggy.
He opens trying to sell Ni no Kuni II to the viewer.
Phil will not be uploading a set of USF2 videos for Friday.
Monday's Ni no Kuni II stream is the final day stream for the game. He believes NnK2 to be a laid-back game good for interaction.
Monday's PUBG stream may be the final PUBG stream for a while.
On Sunday, April 1, Phil will begin his streams approximately one hour fifteen minutes earlier. He wishes to align his schedule with a "normal office job", both for himself and for Kat. He also thinks he has European viewers who have been asking him for earlier streams. He hopes the changes are positive and that viewership will increase. He is open to additional adjustments to the schedule.
He's complaining now about there being no big releases other than God of War and Nintendo Labo. He plans to continue playing Ni no Kuni II in April. He is also considering playing Assassin's Creed Rogue, Bloodborne, or something completely different. He asks viewers to tweet him, email him, or yell at him in streams.
He also plans to have a birthday event one day before his actual birthday. He plans to play USF2 and PUBG to help raise money for his tax problems. He acknowledges that he's talked about it in "every pre-stream".
He ends with a plea for Patreon pledges.
He ends again with a plug for his Sea of Thieves review. He acts like 20k views in three days is impressive by today's standards. He acknowledges Crowbcat's video, but neglects to actually refer to it by name. He also refers to Crowbcat in a plural sense, as though multiple YTers were using his video. He mocks the concept that only negativity is popular on YouTube. He suggests that he may continue to do live reviews upon the completion of games.
 
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Shizuka said:
He suggests that he may continue to do live reviews upon the completion of games.
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I'm calling it right now. At some point if he does this, he will look at chat for points. He won't admit it obviously, he'll try and make out like it's his opinion. But I think he will legitimately at some point start looking to his chat for points for his reviews.

This is the man who needs to look at chat to figure out whether to go left or right in some games.
 
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So a lot of reviewers thought Sea of Thieves was lacking in content despite the hype. Phil said the same thing and now he thinks he has his finger on the pulse of the gaming community.

How many game reviewers said UFC is a completely different game when you go online because it doesn't have button prompts?

How many reviewers said Dragon ball was a broken piece of crap and the game doesnt work?

How many reviewers said Secret of Mana has a difficult puzzle boss that requires you to assume you need to use magic?

How many reviewers said Fortnite is a baby game and people only like it because it is free?
 
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WiPshit recap:

Monday: Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Tuesday: Far Cry 5 / Batman: The Telltale Series, Episode 5 (yup, still not having the proper title for the game)
Wednesday: Far Cry 5 / Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Thursday: Fary Cry 5 / Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
Friday: [DAY OFF]
Saturday: Far Cry 5 OR Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom / Ultra Street Fighter 2: The Final Challengers
Sunday: Far Cry 5 OR Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom

Phil literally just got out of the shower.
Sea of Thieves was "a stinky dud".
Phil's voice sounds a bit groggy.
He opens trying to sell Ni no Kuni II to the viewer.
Phil will not be uploading a set of USF2 videos for Friday.
Monday's Ni no Kuni II stream is the final day stream for the game. He believes NnK2 to be a laid-back game good for interaction.
Monday's PUBG stream may be the final PUBG stream for a while.
On Sunday, April 1, Phil will begin his streams approximately one hour fifteen minutes earlier. He wishes to align his schedule with a "normal office job", both for himself and for Kat. He also thinks he has European viewers who have been asking him for earlier streams. He hopes the changes are positive and that viewership will increase. He is open to additional adjustments to the schedule.
He's complaining now about there being no big releases other than God of War and Nintendo Labo. He plans to continue playing Ni no Kuni II in April. He is also considering playing Assassin's Creed Rogue, Bloodborne, or something completely different. He asks viewers to tweet him, email him, or yell at him in streams.
He also plans to have a birthday event one day before his actual birthday. He plans to play USF2 and PUBG to help raise money for his tax problems. He acknowledges that he's talked about it in "every pre-stream".
He ends with a plea for Patreon pledges.
He ends again with a plug for his Sea of Thieves review. He acts like 20k views in three days is impressive by today's standards. He acknowledges Crowbcat's video, but neglects to actually refer to it by name. He also refers to Crowbcat in a plural sense, as though multiple YTers were using his video. He mocks the concept that only negativity is popular on YouTube. He suggests that he may continue to do live reviews upon the completion of games.
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What in the flying fuck is the point in these "week in preview" things?
Who the fuck gives out a schedule through a fucking video?

Imagine instead of this:
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You instead got some fucking dumbass sitting there explaining the schedule?

I don't think I've seen a more redundant thing in my life tbh.

Then he posts this straight away on Twitter:
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??????????????????????????

What even was the point of running through a schedule in video format then??????????????

I'm not even kidding this nigga seriously DICTATES a schedule VIA VIDEO:
"okay so this week what can you expect Monday morning okuni and ladies and gentleman this will be the final stream of ninokuni that will take place during a main stream meaning the last time you're gonna see a four-hour block of ninokuni 2"
"so really the question I have for you guys you have one week to decide because I figure far cry 5 probably Tuesday Wednesday Thursday maybe if I played Saturday or something I'll probably beat it within four to five sessions far cry 5 will be done within about a week okay"​

I'll go against the grain and say that I actually sense that DSP is overworked, not so much overworked, but more burnt out by having sat and played vidya for 10 years. Here's an idea though: instead of making a fucking video format schedule just take the fucking afternoon off?

shekelshoah666 said:
I remember at some point while he was still with Machinima towards the end he said that he asked his contact what he should do for more money/views and he was told that making 10 minute videos is the best way but then basically right after that he got fired or "quit". This is of course not the best way to make money/views since that would be to have long form videos with likes/dislikes/comments on and encourage people to engage in your content so was Machinima a detractor after all for telling him that?
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You weren't wrong on that, because he just posted this:
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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/to...-views-may-be-down-raw-game-play-gone/?page=2
http://archive.fo/sx9LJ

I don't even know where to start with this one.

 
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Sparkletor said:
How many reviewers said Fortnite is a baby game and people only like it because it is free?
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LUL That's literally what he said about Minecraft (before having to eat those words later).

neger psykolog said:
I'll go against the grain and say that I actually sense that DSP is overworked, not so much overworked, but more burnt out by having sat and played vidya for 10 years. Here's an idea though: instead of making a fucking video format schedule just take the fucking afternoon off?
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Being burnt out is probably why he does it. Repeating himself ad nauseam is the closest he can get to doing nothing while still being on stream. By taking a break away from the camera, he'd lose those shoutout bits that he's built his streams around.

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and this happened
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It's looking like Narcissa recently pulled the same move DSP did during his December Beg-a-thon, having an anonymous + $1000 show up when people need to be spurred into donating (in this case, Narcissa actually knows how to make the notification appear on screen).
 
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My fave thing right now with DSP is that his latest gimmick is that he's starting his stream one hour earlier for Europeans. And he keeps doing his little bragging thing about how he's gonna get a boost in views because now Europeans are gonna come to the streams and watch him and he's doing "fanservice" to his "European fanbase."
Except the clocks went forward in Europe. So uhm. DSP starts streaming at the same time as he usually would anyways for Europeans. Nobody's told him this so he keeps going on and on about his new stream time.
 
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Haunter said:
LUL That's literally what he said about Minecraft (before having to eat those words later).



Being burnt out is probably why he does it. Repeating himself ad nauseam is the closest he can get to doing nothing while still being on stream. By taking a break away from the camera, he'd lose those shoutout bits that he's built his streams around.



It's looking like Narcissa recently pulled the same move DSP did during his December Beg-a-thon, having an anonymous + $1000 show up when people need to be spurred into donating (in this case, Narcissa actually knows how to make the notification appear on screen).
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Why donate that l33t amount of money when that troon is gonna waste it on tissues for crying and being useless to society.

I mean the same applies to DSP he might as well troon out for the amount of times he has been a pussy lately.
 
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I don't even know where to start with this one.
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Then I will set a start. Basically DustySaltyPoverty isn't thaaaat wrong as long as he frames it this way.
But everything he writes stands there without self-awareness and has a cra~zy twist.

Yeah! Interaction/Interest plummits on long RAW videos - Because nobody will watch lazy garbage and skips around in hope it git gud. Yes, it counts as "jump in engagement" because this is what literally happens.
Nuh! Of course he doesn't mean he produces garbage, time and space has to bend around his ass. People won't skip around when the RAW footage is entertaining! Does anybody know Kikoskia? I freakin love this guy and he joined sooner than DSP. I skip nothing of his walkthroughs. This guy plays retro games like a guru.

Yeah! The less videos PHIL (or a Let's Player in general) produces the less will Youtube reward them. This applies for most garbage-themed content (LPs, vlogs, etc), as also stated by my former network. Because he can't change the whole theme of his channel (understandable) this will be an ongoing problem. These channels need to produce more content to stay relevant or get a big shoutout. So when he produces shorter videos he will not only increase the chance of ongoing viewing but can also produce more videos with the same footage.
Nuh! Data shows Youtube that his channel is not worth promoting because nobody wants to watch his videos, why should they go against their data? He also - and this is the big mistake - totally missunderstood what Machinima said. They likely never said "Spam the inbox", rather "shorten your videos". His "change" results in the exact same outcome: People are not willing to watch these amount of videos and they will most likely unsubscribe because of this spam. Some could also imagine how the subs think when there are 15 videos with the length of around 3 minutes: What is this greedy system abusing pig doing?

Sure, Phil did a mathematical change. From 30% engagement to ~55% (his focus on dull numbers is really sexy). But he can't calculate: :feels:
He is unable to see his behaviour from the perspective of a common human person being dude. This is the guy who calls himself street smart. Sorry Phil, but you are neither street smart nor book smart. Nor smart.
 
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My fave thing right now with DSP is that his latest gimmick is that he's starting his stream one hour earlier for Europeans. And he keeps doing his little bragging thing about how he's gonna get a boost in views because now Europeans are gonna come to the streams and watch him and he's doing "fanservice" to his "European fanbase."
Except the clocks went forward in Europe. So uhm. DSP starts streaming at the same time as he usually would anyways for Europeans. Nobody's told him this so he keeps going on and on about his new stream time.
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Im sure someone already told him.

And whats with the one hour fifteen minutes? why fifteen?
 
It is comical now that he is using his birthday now for a fundraiser. He is going to continue to milk the taxes scheme until his intelligent human viewers finally pick up on it and stop giving him money. One day he is going to realize that he did not get the money he wanted for the taxes, and it will be his greatest disappointment since the Wolverine figure. I would not be surprised if Kat leaves his ass after a short time. I get a feeling that she used him to get to the west coast and start over because she was escaping something at her original home. It would be hilarious to find out that she found him on the internet and created a relationship with him to get him and his viewers to help her move only to save up money and dump him.

Also, he talks about his tax man screwing him over all the time. You mean to tell me that you drove to the police station to speak with them about potential swattings, but you could not go to a tax attorney on the way home from the police station. Phil is a supposed to be a valediction with a business degree who claimed he had a top tier tax guy working with him. It just does not add up. The tax guy did not fuck Phil. Phil fucked Phil.
 
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