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GeorgeFulci said:
Also, he talks about his tax man screwing him over all the time. You mean to tell me that you drove to the police station to speak with them about potential swattings, but you could not go to a tax attorney on the way home from the police station. Phil is a supposed to be a valediction with a business degree who claimed he had a top tier tax guy working with him. It just does not add up. The tax guy did not fuck Phil. Phil fucked Phil.
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His evil tax accountant lives on the other side of the country. Phil can't drive that far because he has a bad back.
 
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Nich is asking for it
 

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funny games said:
Nich is asking for it
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I have a feeling this might be nich's final words :optimistic:, hes been getting a little too big for his boots recently with phil, i cant wait to see what phil responds with but i can at least imagine that salty upturned face he has while reading it.

Edit incase its deleted, heres the archive
https://archive.is/o3fnd
 
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Nich is asking for it
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Wow. This pineapple has some bark on it (relevant pineapple humor!).

Though phil tends to refrain from calling Nich an idiot/moron. I wonder how long that will last?

So, apparently, Mrs. Swagginz is not only a childish pay-piggy on a mod power trip, she’s also a Christian zealot (who apparently knows nothing about religion in general and shit all over Judaism like the good little Christian girl she is) who is proud of her foreskin (yea... that’s not a joke). When God was handing out autism, I think Swagginz went back for seconds and thirds.

Fun fact: Swagginz will argue with you until the little dolt is blue in the face, but flood the twat’s timeline with Satanic imagery and you’ll earn yourself a block. ‘‘Twas fun while it lasted. Hail Satan
 
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His views are fucking abysmal, how can he possibly think his YouTube is doing better. He'd cut out a lot of pointless busy work that he bitches about by not having to chop up 20-30 videos a day and give them separate, lame-ass titles. And his viewers would appreciate not having to scour through pages and pages of videos for something they want to see. I bet his SoT review is already buried under a mountain of shit. Whole stream uploads, or even 1 hour blocks would make things so much cleaner. For some reason he's proud of his "50000+ videos uploaded!", but if I upload 1 minute parts of a 100 hour playthrough, I've already got 6000 videos on my channel. Quantity isn't quality.
 
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Wow. This pineapple has some bark on it (relevant pineapple humor!).

Though phil tends to refrain from calling Nich an idiot/moron. I wonder how long that will last?

So, apparently, Mrs. Swagginz is not only a childish pay-piggy on a mod power trip, she’s also a Christian zealot (who apparently knows nothing about religion in general and shit all over Judaism like the good little Christian girl she is) who is proud of her foreskin (yea... that’s not a joke). When God was handing out autism, I think Swagginz went back for seconds and thirds.

Fun fact: Swagginz will argue with you until the little dolt is blue in the face, but flood the twat’s timeline with Satanic imagery and you’ll earn yourself a block. ‘‘Twas fun while it lasted. Hail Satan
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How did she take to the South Park DLC?

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When Phil visits this site he will read this and be very confused where the joke/sarcasm is
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FTFY
 
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A bit off topic but I noticed something about Mrs. Wagginz wardrobe. Up until a couple months ago, his profile pic on YouTube was him posing, looking away from the camera wearing a black hoodie with the word "WHITE" in big white letters across the back. His new profile pic is him posing, perched on a cliff, looking away from the camera & wearing a white hoodie also with the word "WHITE" this time in big black letters across the back.

Is that a brand of hip new clothing all the kiddies are wearing these days, or is Mrs. Wagginz truly a part of the HATE ARMY?
 
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Usually to a streamer they have a consistent angle or style e.g. Wings of Depression playing counter strike but he just clammers to anything newish I guess. He is a business graduate that does not know about USPs (unique selling points) I continue to be baffled by this guys retardation but impressed by him being alive due to a bunch a cult kids.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Then I will set a start. Basically DustySaltyPoverty isn't thaaaat wrong as long as he frames it this way.
But everything he writes stands there without self-awareness and has a cra~zy twist.

Yeah! Interaction/Interest plummits on long RAW videos - Because nobody will watch lazy garbage and skips around in hope it git gud. Yes, it counts as "jump in engagement" because this is what literally happens.
Nuh! Of course he doesn't mean he produces garbage, time and space has to bend around his ass. People won't skip around when the RAW footage is entertaining! Does anybody know Kikoskia? I freakin love this guy and he joined sooner than DSP. I skip nothing of his walkthroughs. This guy plays retro games like a guru.

Yeah! The less videos PHIL (or a Let's Player in general) produces the less will Youtube reward them. This applies for most garbage-themed content (LPs, vlogs, etc), as also stated by my former network. Because he can't change the whole theme of his channel (understandable) this will be an ongoing problem. These channels need to produce more content to stay relevant or get a big shoutout. So when he produces shorter videos he will not only increase the chance of ongoing viewing but can also produce more videos with the same footage.
Nuh! Data shows Youtube that his channel is not worth promoting because nobody wants to watch his videos, why should they go against their data? He also - and this is the big mistake - totally missunderstood what Machinima said. They likely never said "Spam the inbox", rather "shorten your videos". His "change" results in the exact same outcome: People are not willing to watch these amount of videos and they will most likely unsubscribe because of this spam. Some could also imagine how the subs think when there are 15 videos with the length of around 3 minutes: What is this greedy system abusing pig doing?

Sure, Phil did a mathematical change. From 30% engagement to ~55% (his focus on dull numbers is really sexy). But he can't calculate: :feels:
He is unable to see his behaviour from the perspective of a common human person being dude. This is the guy who calls himself street smart. Sorry Phil, but you are neither street smart nor book smart. Nor smart.
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Yeah, it's like wow dood, your video view-time engagement went from 30% to 50%. . .meanwhile your viewership has plummeted 1000%! How amazing that your 10× less viewers are watching almost half of a video now when they bother to watch one. We need to get Phil to Hollywood ASAP so he can explain to them how much better it is to have people walk out halfway through a movie as opposed to walking out 1/3rd of the way through a movie. YouTube isn't promoting your videos an increased amount because of that number Phil, you fucking retard. Your unwatchable, low-view, spammed-out, videos essentially have you blacklisting yourself from the search algorithm and the recommendations algorithm, your videos don't even show up on peoples subscription feed FFS take a fucking hint . I'm just lmfao at him touting half of any video getting watched as a positive point of pride.
 
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neger psykolog said:
What in the flying fuck is the point in these "week in preview" things?
Who the fuck gives out a schedule through a fucking video?
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I saw a pretty good way of letting people know what he was going to be playing and when. There was a streamer I was watching who simply made up a calendar with games on it and put it as a splash screen during breaks and before streams started. The Week in Preview is fucking stupid because it's another video that he doesn't need to be making. Wasted time. How hard would it be to take a calendar, paste box art or game art on the days you're playing that game and put it in rotation on the splash screens?

ProdigalDuke said:
I bet his SoT review is already buried under a mountain of shit.
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I checked, since the review he has uploaded 78 videos. That's 2 days fam...

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This isn't all the videos that were uploaded after the review but you can see how he buries his own videos.

Edit: Oh my god, he uploaded the USF2 videos per match. Those are all 5- 6 minute videos.
 
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muh algorithm promotes him at Twitch- he has lots of viewers and sits high in the individual games' directories- and ne still gets no additional attention.

Why does he think YouTube promoting his shit is going to be any different?
 
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I have a feeling this might be nich's final words :optimistic:, hes been getting a little too big for his boots recently with phil, i cant wait to see what phil responds with but i can at least imagine that salty upturned face he has while reading it.

Edit incase its deleted, heres the archive
https://archive.is/o3fnd
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Yup. Sad part is I think Nich legit wants things to be better for Phil....and Phil hardly acknowledges him.

Lol...that thread will be going bye bye as soon as Phil wakes up. Dudes are slinging the mud.
 
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neger psykolog said:
What in the flying fuck is the point in these "week in preview" things?
Who the fuck gives out a schedule through a fucking video?

What even was the point of running through a schedule in video format then??????????????
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I'm 100% sure the only reason why he keeps doing those is because he thinks the intro someone made for him is like the best thing ever.

On an unrelated note, i want to ask the audience, if you were Philbert in your birthday, would you stream or go do something fun? Honestly i cannot believe how he is going to use this as a chance to get money, probably one of the most pathetic things he has done in his carreer.
 
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