Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

That facial hair. It's like a bowl of hair overfilled with autism.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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That facial hair. It's like a bowl of hair overfilled with autism.

It looks like he shaved it that way too. He chose to look like that. What kind of person would choose to look that stupid?

OH WAIT

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Is he trying to hide his double chin?

 

[Doctor Stan]

Is he trying to hide his double chin?

Looks like it, but that neckbeard is even worse than a double chin

 

[Kyria the Great]

This picture is proof that a picture says a thousand words.

 

[Chompy]

Apparently Roseanne has already been renewed for an 11th season. I cant wait for the meltdown

 

[Gordon Cole]

Too bad it cost $100 million just to make.

Looks like it, but that neckbeard is even worse than a double chin

Damned if you do, damned if you don't (if you don't want to lose weight, that is.)

 

[Adamska]

I really am amazed that Bob has not slipped into a coma yet. Not because of his Type XIII Diabetes, but because of the horrendous amount of cognitive dissonance his buttery brain deals with every day. That dig at past behavior is like firing grapeshot into a glass house.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I really am amazed that Bob has not slipped into a coma yet. Not because of his Type XIII Diabetes, but because of the horrendous amount of cognitive dissonance his buttery brain deals with every day. That dig at past behavior is like firing grapeshot into a glass house.

More like a glass basement considering Bob doesn't live in a house and doesn't deserve to live in one

 

[Detrogen]

Too bad it cost $100 million just to make.
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't (if you don't want to lose weight, that is.)

Wow. I just checked and yeah. If you want solid undeniable proof the “woke” crowd won’t put their money where their mouth is, that’s it. I was going to say 100 million is peanuts at the box office these days, but they literally haven’t even made 10 million in profits. Tomb Raider, by the way, has made back double its budget.

Of course, we can’t expect Bob to learn anything from this. If you just rant about something enough on Twitter it becomes true.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Too bad it cost $100 million just to make.

It's Ghostbusters (2016) all over again where the woke crowd try desperately to deny that a film which pushes their ideology is a financial failure. It's just as funny now as it was then.

 

[QB 290]

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/980720077938020353

Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

 

[NQ 952]

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Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

:horrifying: thought: or a furry

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

:horrifying: thought: or a furry

I'm going with that thought. Bob as a furry wouldn't surprise a few people on this board

 

[Detrogen]

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Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

“A regular butterball” ~ IT

 

[LetterlandMafia]

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Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

Do no-name verified artists on twitter have any settings other than 'patronise male artists'? The inferiority complex is astounding.

 

[thismanlies]

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Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc__MN2wEJg

Bob's a solid Daaaayum who's three doughnuts away from Oh Hell No!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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That facial hair. It's like a bowl of hair overfilled with autism.

This picture has unlimited possibilities to be photoshopped.

 

[Foltest]

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Yes Bob, you are fat as fuck

I come up with some better words to describe bob:
"Whale"
"Smug"
"autsim"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

:horrifying: thought: or a furry

I'm going with that thought. Bob as a furry wouldn't surprise a few people on this board

If that is the case, I would hazard a guess and say his "fursona" is a walrus given how blubbery he is.