Jace Confirmed for Juggalo

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ChurchOfGodBear said:
What, specifically, is their lifestyle? I mean, beyond wearing clown makeup and buying shitty merch. I'm asking this question, pretty confident that I won't like the answer.
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As far as I've been able to tell, the core- and this is giving the word a real stretch here- "philosophies" of the Juggalo life style are those of surreal rebellion against society, personal hedonism, and violent action against violent persecution. Which in a vacuum, are noble enough goals in my opinion.

The main problem is that the whole ensemble is so anti-intellectual. It's clogged with adolescent hormones & false bravado, and an utterly shocking lack of foresight about the consequences of their own actions that it makes any "statement" they have to make on society or it's interactions laughable at best.
 
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The Knife's Husbando said:
As far as I've been able to tell, the core- and this is giving the word a real stretch here- "philosophies" of the Juggalo life style are those of rebellion against society, personal hedonism, and violent action against violent persecution. Which in a vacuum, are noble enough goals in my opinion.

The main problem is that the whole ensemble is so anti-intellectual. It's clogged with adolescent hormones & false bravado, and an utterly shocking lack of foresight about the consequences of their own actions that it makes any "statement" they have to make on society or it's interactions laughable at best.
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Still a bit better than the "goth lifestyle", which as far as I could tell, never amounted to more than "Wear a shitton of black and bitch a lot."
 
From what I've seen from the live feeds from Gathering's wrasslin shows there's also a lot of getting massively fucked up on lots of booze and drugs.
There's something to be said for shitty loud live music in the middle of the woods while fucked up on lots of booze and drugs.
 
Find the episode 'straight up juggahos' from workaholics for an introduction to juggalos. It even has a character that the knife's husbando's story reminded me of.
 
Chrisaroonie said:
I mean, is there any concrete proof Jace doesn't have like, a bunch of eyes behind those big ass shades? Like a spider? Or maybe giant fly eyes.
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The Knife's Husbando said:
It's ironically hilarious, but The Faygo company was tanking (due to making a singularly cheap-ass & nasty product) just at the time that the heckler incident occurred at the ICP concert, and once "Faygo showers" became a thing, it actually gave the company a much needed shot in the arm.
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I knew that much, but dear lord the product must be absolutely vile if its that cheap. Or at least cost next to nothing to produce.
 
It's "purified" water, artificial coloring (usually two of the three primary lake colors), a dab of the relevant artificial flavoring, a shitload of HFCS, and bulk carbonation.

The purified is in quotes because it actually has a rather short shelf life compared to normal sodas.

Rancid Faygo has to be smelled to be believed. It's like the worst smell in the world shat itself.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
It's a very cheap drink, and most Juggalos are very poor. You can get three 20 oz Faygos for a dollar and change at most places.
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When I was a kid, you could get 5-6 20 oz. for $1 + deposit. They also came in three liter bottles for $1, but I think they discontinued those because of the short shelf life.
 
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