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If all of the articles on Kurt hasn't made him cautious about his actions, this little thread wont.
Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
If all of the articles on Kurt hasn't made him cautious about his actions, this little thread wont.
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As far as I can tell, this is a perfect example of why KiwiFarms exists -- it's not just to document people's embarrassing online faux pas, but rather to chronicle the surreal insanity of shit like running a CP site so you can investigate it, then claiming you and your family were researching tentacle porn but couldn't find any.
The Kurt-curve is rising, and I for one can't wait to see what's in store for us next!
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Kurt is doing his usual rant on twitter about how he saved a million kids from the clutches of pedos and how it was just a silly joke he left the tentacle porn tab open etc. It's up to 15 tweets now (14 actually because he forgot number 9). Don't know if it needs archived as it's the usual Kurt rants. Should it be archived?
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UglyOldJafar
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Cool story, Kurt.
Dear lord, normally it is the nutjobs with no lives making up stories about the evil of the jews, not the other way around.
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Gee, Kurt. Sounds like everybody fucking hates you.
That is quite an accomplishment.
That is quite an accomplishment.
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I have never seen a man use the words "tentacle porn" so often while having a nervous breakdown.
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It's great cause so few lolcows are in the spotlight as much as someone like Kurt or Dan Harmon. This must be part of some larger pattern of behavior, because I know a lot of these guys swear off social media (especially Twitter) for extended periods of time but then like immediately come right back. If I were a known person I would be terrified of shit like this but they can't just shut the fuck up, ever.
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You can tell Kurt has put a lot of thought into trying to explain away everything people say about him, but this part is my favorite:
How come there was no tentacle porn in the actual page you were visiting? How come the tab was still open "the next day" when somebody sent the anti-semitic image? Do you not turn your computer off at all, Kurt?
Somehow he keeps opening holes into his excuses, like he's posting on fanfiction.net
How come there was no tentacle porn in the actual page you were visiting? How come the tab was still open "the next day" when somebody sent the anti-semitic image? Do you not turn your computer off at all, Kurt?
Somehow he keeps opening holes into his excuses, like he's posting on fanfiction.net
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Jesus Christ, you'd think a professional writer would know how to compose a series of succinct tweets. That reads like a Jake Alley word seizure.
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Maybe put your tirade into an article Kurt? Oh...wait
Oddly enough that page was updated on each day he showed that page...
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They say the closed mouth gathers no foot.
And considering Kurt is trying to swallow both legs, he clearly never considered that good advice.
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Given that Kurt loves his hentai, that's probably a fetish for him.
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Does anyone else just look at Twitter threads and stop reading, because you know the whole thing is going to be nonsensical? Then you parse it all out and contemplate whether a truly merciful God would allow the writer use of a computer?
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In my mind it's 100% confirmed he was looking at porn and got caught, and all his chosen categories are right there (the smell one is more embarrassing than tentacle porn in my opinion) I can't help but stop and wonder about what it's like in the Eichenwald house these days. Your husband was just caught looking at porn, and maybe she doesn't care about that shit but then maybe she does, and maybe she knows and just doesn't want her face rubbed in it. And then that same husband invokes you as a Disbeliever of Tentacle Porn and makes your whole family look like weirdos in the process.
What the fuck is the next conversation you have with this man, in private? Because there's an extremely sexual lie somewhere in this hilarious pile of nonsense, and it's a clumsy dunderheaded Michael Scott lie. And then let's assume the worst (and most likely) option, which is he was caught searching for porn and made up the tentacle porn thing as a lie, and decided to implicate his entire family as participants in the lie. I can't imagine how that goes down behind the scenes.
If my dad was in the news cause he's melting down on Twitter about tentacle porn he claims to have looked at with me I wouldn't know how to react, it's just so insane and socially damning.
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Thing is though he was on a page discussing the update of a hentai, not the hentai itself. I find that to be more damning.
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You're right it is. So... at some point he had to let his family know about this whole twisted but absolutely obvious web of deceit. He has to communicate with them somehow: "okay so you may see some things being said about me on the internet, and dad had to say some things to cover up something really embarrassing... Listen... Listen, it doesn't matter why. Just let me finish... If anyone, any of your friends or teachers or anyone asks you about whether or not we were all looking at tentacle pornography together, you have to promise me you will say YES."