Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Have you ever noticed that the more insane a lolcow gets, the longer the tweetstorms they make using Twitter as their personal blog?

Does anyone else just look at Twitter threads and stop reading, because you know the whole thing is going to be nonsensical? Then you parse it all out and contemplate whether a truly merciful God would allow the writer use of a computer?

I pretty much bail the moment I see numbers and slashes saying that it's a 30 tweet long schizophrenic rant.
 
The man has gone from a legit bestselling author to ranting on twitter.
Someone did the math on Spoony's twitter and worked out he could have published novels with the word count, this is the same for Kurt. I'm willing to bet though even if Kurt did write a new book, no publisher would dare touch it these days.
 
6.…In all of my career, I am most proud of this: I saved 100s of kids from molesters and child pornographers through my work. 100s of pedophiles were locked up. I testified in some of the prosecutions. My work was the subject of Congressional hearings, and was applauded…

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It's great cause so few lolcows are in the spotlight as much as someone like Kurt or Dan Harmon. This must be part of some larger pattern of behavior, because I know a lot of these guys swear off social media (especially Twitter) for extended periods of time but then like immediately come right back. If I were a known person I would be terrified of shit like this but they can't just shut the fuck up, ever.

For some people, Twitter's like this weird gun you can only point in the vague direction of your feet, but pulling the trigger feels so good.
 
Some stray observations about this tweetstorm:

1 - He goes on and on about being accused of being a pedophile, but never acknowledges the fact he paid to keep the site open only to have a story.

2 - The porn and attacks on Kyle are just rehashed excuses that didn't hold water the first time he used them.

3 - Demands a return to civility without acknowledging his own unhinged rants and insults.

In other words... Classic Kurt.
 
Listen... Listen, it doesn't matter why. Just let me finish... If anyone, any of your friends or teachers or anyone asks you about whether or not we were all looking at tentacle pornography together, you have to promise me you will say YES."

Judging by his e-mail to D&C insisting the guy apologize unless he wants to get sued, but also forbidding the mention of the threat itself, this seems like an unfortunately likely scenario.
 
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Kurt has an Amazon wishlist that consists of nothing but YuGiOh cards. Another list on the same account has his wive's name, Theresa Eichenwald.

http://archive.is/39yip

Fuckin weeb.

Sad thing is is that those cards are cheaper on sites like Troll and Todd. This weeb wants to spend premium prices for cards that are mere pennies now.

Also, going to have to remember to never go to Questcare Medical Clinic when in Dallas. Since Kurt's wife would rather be on Twitter when her husband is supposedly have a seizure I can just imagine how she treats patients
 
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Why do I suspect such magic algorithm doesn't exist, and he's just screeching "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" into the wind?

Unless he's using a wordfilter blocker, which is even more hilarious because as we, and the residents of Peniston England, all know worldfilters don't stop shit.
 
This pretty much tells me that yes, Kurt has autism. Kurt since I know you're reading these now because you're an egotistical piece of shit, I want to see evidence of a seizure. It's only been two years since you claimed to have one so there should still be evidence since such damage doesn't just magically go away (ask your wife that, that is if she's even still in picture). By the way do you drive at night? Also, you claim to have epilepsy, where's your anti-glare screen on your laptop Kurt? Why not tell people what type of epilepsy you have instead of just using a broad term?

For all we know you had PNES and claim it's epilepsy for the asspats.
 
This just happened on /pol/.
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While personally I think it's a LARP, I'm going to legitimately lose my shit if it turns out to be the real Kurt having his period over Jim's video on /pol/.

The dude wrote glowing reviews for his own books on Amazon, you think he's above going on 4chan anonymously to white knight himself?
 
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