The General Thread

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

What's with the gif/video of wu autoplay on the main page? I'm legit too scare to access kiwifarm today

WARNING YAHOO USERS: I fear Yahoo might try to pull a google and remove the view image feature on it's site. Tonight I was trying to find pictures I was working on and it would not let me use the view image option. Hopefully it's just a quirk because if Yahoo pulls a google, I fear I will have to use Bing

I've been using duckduckgo ever since the software endorsement thread and it's great.

 

[A Skeleton]

WARNING YAHOO USERS: I fear Yahoo might try to pull a google and remove the view image feature on it's site. Tonight I was trying to find pictures I was working on and it would not let me use the view image option. Hopefully it's just a quirk because if Yahoo pulls a google, I fear I will have to use Bing

right click > open image in new tab you tards

 

[Wallace]

Dear winter,

It's the middle of March and we've had three snowstorms here in the last two weeks, with the possibility of a fourth coming up. Kindly fuck off and don't come back until next December. You had your chance two months ago, we're all really sick of you.

Love,
Wallace

 

[Plunkie]

Pretty sure sitting in a chair most of the day is killing me

 

[Trilby]

Had to overcome a flu or something last month, now I'm stuck with a cold that's left me with a sore throat that makes it hard to speak, and now my right eye is infected.

 

[8777BB5]

In the past three weeks I've scrapped five drafts because I can't get past the 20,000 word mark. I'm about to go insane because I don't know how to go beyond twenty thousand words.

 

[RichardMongler]

Krautchan is dead. Long live Krautchan.

F

 

[YW 525]

Have had some time off this week. Burned through a few reddit accounts today.

These little cunts have so many ways to shit talk you and otherwise be a condescending dick without actually breaking any rules or sounding inappropriate. The rage when you use forbidden words and throw out blunt insults does a heart good.

 

[Commander Cunt]

I have a ferret and we just got him a new friend today. I'm pretty pumped about this new development and I didn't have anyone else to tell. Wish us luck on our baby floor eel fur noodles plz!!

Edit: and they say us kiwis are heartless

 

[Marvin]

right click > open image in new tab you tards

I don't know about Yahoo, but they don't embed the full resolution version in Google's image search. Google's image search frequently finds a lot of images that aren't immediately visible on the page as well as images that aren't just embedded with vanilla `<img>` tags.

The only reliable way to get the full resolution version of an image that you see in search results is through Google's official "link to image" feature (which they've since gotten rid of). Doing it via "open image in new tab" doesn't work.

 

[A Skeleton]

given that yahoo is like 600 years old i'm just amazed that any of their developers even know how to embed an image

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Sex is inherently gay because you are deriving pleasure from using a man's penis. You have a male penis attached to you, and your own brain is making it get hard, that's the gayest thing in the world.

 

[drtoboggan]

Whatever happened to Rika? Is he still doing stupid shit?

 

[Mr. 0]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvKZRI5JJ61vNPlevueX7UA/videos?disable_polymer=1

I found @Null's youtube channel

that dirty snake in the grass thot he could hide from us

 

[Nigger]

Hello.

 

[TheClorax]

I Dimmadon’t want to live anymore.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I wonder: if my blog wasn't on a few shitlists, would it be possible to rake some actually-needed $ from tumblrites by describing myself in a way these posts usually do?

 

[8777BB5]

Had to overcome a flu or something last month, now I'm stuck with a cold that's left me with a sore throat that makes it hard to speak, and now my right eye is infected.

You might want to go see if you have Tonsillitis, because that sounds like some of the symptoms of it.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

I got called by some college company asking me what areas of study would I be interested in and I had nothing more than an idk.

I think I'm going to halt the little bit of graphic design college I do have and switch to web/software development in IT. I still have a little creative control there and I move to a major I'm kinda interested in( and hopefully will gain even more) and can hopefully foresee a better financial future. My problem is getting the tuition money and I'd only be doing this online since I work now.

My mom made it clear forever ago she'd only help me get my associates and after that I'm on my own.

On a side note: college kids are shitheads who don't seem to understand manners. My job is great since I get paid to sit for 7 hours but holy shit these fucking kids make me want to slap them back to being a pants shitting baby all over again with how rude they are to everyone. Don't look me in the eye, snatch your student ID out my hand(like legit snatch) and walk away. I will find you. And I will poison your food.

 

[8777BB5]

my girlfriend's father announced today that today he is going to start doing more to help the people of Mexico out because they love The Dukes of Hazzard and they love their guns just as much as he loves his. He's discovered this information because he's found himself a sexy new girlfriend at the Target near where he works who checks off the boxes for Sexy Hispanic who loves him just as much as he loves her, which is a lot. Unfortunately this has upset the Wicked Witch of the West (my girlfriend's delightful mother) who does not approve of mixed race relationships and as such has announced that if they continue to see each other she's going to increase the alimony payment to teach him to find a proper (read white) girl. So this should be interesting.