Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Hellfire said:
Cow crossovers. According to Aaron Simpson, Jake is in an "abusive home" and needs to be given money for nothing as well as "housing leads for NE US" (when Jake's patreon is his "primary income") because "every lead for alternative housing has fallen through."
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I seriously hope someone does offer Jake housing. I want to see what bullshit reasons he'll come up with for not taking it.

Also, why does it have to be in NE US? Hasn't Jake mentioned before that he'll eventually need to move west to be near contacts in his chosen industries?

Can you imagine the paranoia-driven conditions Jake would want to impose on a housemate?
 
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Arachnomatricide said:
Nora Reed should have space to save an abused trans woman who is a close online buddy, right?
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Toren has managed to find people to take him in. So has Phil. So has Laurelai. You'd think at least one of Jake's 4,000 followers would have a spare room they're willing to offer him given that there are no "terrible housemate" stories online about him.
 
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repentance said:
Toren has managed to find people to take him in. So has Phil. So has Laurelai. You'd think at least one of Jake's 4,000 followers would have a spare room they're willing to offer him given that there are no "terrible housemate" stories online about him.
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I'm pretty sure even Jake's mom wouldn't put up with a depraved, drunken pervert moving into her place, kicking Jake out of his bed into the hall, and otherwise acting like the creep Troon is.
 
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Abortions4All said:
Imagine Nora Reed's father's reaction to Nora having a "lady friend" move in, complete with gnome beard, demanding he now support two NEETs or face accusations of abuse and transphobia.
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He wouldn't know. Jake would demand that no visitors come to the home so that no information about SGG/Violet leaked out.

"No, you can't meet my new housemate dad".
 
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Jake is triggered by Channel Awesome because Gamergate, of course.
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Abortions4All said:
Imagine Nora Reed's father's reaction to Nora having a "lady friend" move in, complete with gnome beard, demanding he now support two NEETs or face accusations of abuse and transphobia.
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He wouldn't mind. After all, his daughter is Nora Reed.
 
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Does Sibby actually think @transcribe isn’t aware of Jake’s speging and he’s helping Jake out here? Maybe he should share the link with Bex too.

Jake is probably irritated transcribe/Luke is using the same “troon journalist” hustle as him but getting more mileage out of the grift because you don’t need a Googleshng babble translator and four hours to try and decipher transcribe’s silly essays.
 
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Jake is triggered by Channel Awesome because Gamergate, of course.
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lol jake pretending like he has insider information and talking about people like Dan Olson getting axed. What a surprise, when you work for an audience and proceed to alienate them, you can't make money. Something a more introspective gnome would realize after being unable to support himself for years (decades? ever?)
 
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One of Jake's CON buddies is complaining about having to get up at 9 AM, Jake pulls a Jake, lamenting about how he "had" to get up at 6 AM last week so he just stayed up all night (it's 4:28 AM for him when he sent this tweet) and now he's sick because of that and she should definitely not do what he did and should go "lay down in the dark and fake it," because that makes sense.

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Feline Darkmage said:
Jourdain is Kyle Kallgren's girlfriend. Also was the one who actively participated @LordKaT? A guy who also parted ways with the site because dramu?
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I left the site WAY before GG broke out because the owners and fans were fucking retards.

I also didn't "actively participate" in GG because, quite frankly, that shit was retared. The only time I really got involved was when some CA producers decided that using corpses as propaganda was a good idea.

Jake can kindly fuck off. This inbred gnome doesn't know shit
 
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