Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Derpaherp]

She's doing a Twitter Q&A.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Guessing this girl called her a martyr and AL just doesn't understand, LOL.

and the water bear just reminds me of our gorl.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Guessing this girl called her a martyr and AL just doesn't understand, LOL.

and the water bear just reminds me of our gorl.

She went to Brown-Mackie. It's one of the worst places you can go. I believe they are in some legal trouble. I could be mistaken about that but, she doesn't have a degree, and if she did it's like getting it from the University of Phoenix.

 

[SpergingOnAL]

My theory on this whole friend thing is that she's being very vague on who her "friends" are. I would bet my hat on it being Rafe and Hannah. They dont have wifi there either. We saw her snapchat before the tow at Becky's sister's house with the kid, so they must have been leaving there.

 

[Xenomorph]

This video has to be the most annoying I have ever seen AL be.

This was right when her and Dusty came to Kentucky.

Her voice and attitude are through the roof here. If you guys can make it through this one without cringing, I applaud you because you are stronger than I.

"Say-li-or"

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

This video has to be the most annoying I have ever seen AL be.

This was right when her and Dusty came to Kentucky.

Her voice and attitude are through the roof here. If you guys can make it through this one without cringing, I applaud you because you are stronger than I.

"Say-li-or"

And this, kids, is what we call a manic episode.

 

[Chris Evans]

Man I miss Destiny.

 

[Sportello]

This is pure speculation, but could the reason Eric isn’t posting be because Amber temporarily scared him out of it? If they did get in some sort of big fight, she might have said something along the lines of ‘your channel wouldn’t be anything without me’ and threaten to sue him for wages or whatever. Obviously this is a baseless threat, but Eric is dumb and Amber is manipulative so I could see it happening. I don’t know why else he would stop uploading when she did, seems like a strange coincidence.

 

[DuckSucker]

Guessing this girl called her a martyr and AL just doesn't understand, LOL.

and the water bear just reminds me of our gorl.

Ahaha. you VERBATIM just called me someone who kills people and acts like a martyr about it, I would know, I looked it up! Ell oh ell!

Way to be a fucking cunt Amber lynn. What even is the point of that? Just so you can be smug? We know you dont read anything above an eighth grade level, what's the deal with measuring your dick about using "big words"?

Somebody ask her how to spell forty because I doubt she can do it. She can eat forty taquitos, she can pour out a forty for all her fucking homies; Im not even bashing because I didnt learn how to spell it until a friend of mine called me out as being a fucking idiot in high school for thinking you spelled it with a 'u'. I mean Im a fucking idiot, I got blasted a lot for it by my friends, but god it just annoys me when she acts smug about her 'intelligence'. Like shit, a good friend will drag your ass over it, but teach you, dont take that shit for granted.

What, you did like ONE jigsaw puzzle, you think youre fucking like, Dexter over here? You couldnt even do a crossword puzzle, I doubt you could do a fucking word search, your fat ass would think the book is motherfucking alphabet soup and try to eat it, but yeah, Im gonna let the fucking walking Oxford dictionary condescend to me over knowing what the fuck a martyr is, and act like I must not have known what the word meant because I used it in the colloquial instead of the precise definition. You realize language is like a living thing? Some fucking artist. Christ. Yeah fucking David Caruso is over here putting on his glasses after some half-baked one-liner because youre so fucking witty, youre fucking SLAYING them girl. Fucking twenty-aught-eight in this bitch.

I basically wrote a novel over this, but for some reason it just really annoyed me.

She's the type of dumb bitch to get embarrassed over using a word incorrectly, but then act all smug and pull out the fucking Crayolas and make a big scene of pulling out 'Electric Yellow' and trying to plug her phone into it and going, "Oh gee, what, do they not know what ELECTRIC means?! Hahaha, dont step to me, bitch I got three semesters into a degree at a for-profit community college. I even know what a semicolon is, and it's NOT where you poop from. Im pretty fucking smart." Yeah maybe for fucking Kentucky you dumb bint.

Im not even the person who tweeted at her. They're a saint for having as much restraint as they do.

 

[classtrash]

stuff

AL always gives her ignorance a pass because no one ever taught her these things. I still have the warmest place in my heart for "stiylin (Stalin!) is that how you pronouce it?" And when being taught who that was they only told her "he was a little shit." He response was "oh ok" and continued reading her card game. Not a second to explain or teach this toddler who Stalin is, just a simple "he was a little shit" gave her the information she needed to know.

She holds access to knowledge in her hands but screw learning legit things when she's got weight loss vloggers to look up.

Next on the list, AL learns who Hitler is.

 

[Dovahshit]

AL always gives her ignorance a pass because no one ever taught her these things. I still have the warmest place in my heart for "stiylin (Stalin!) is that how you pronouce it?" And when being taught who that was they only told her "he was a little shit." He response was "oh ok" and continued reading her card game. Not a second to explain or teach this toddler who Stalin is, just a simple "he was a little shit" gave her the information she needed to know.

She holds access to knowledge in her hands but screw learning legit things when she's got weight loss vloggers to look up.

Next on the list, AL learns who Hitler is.

" and hitler was like, hatin the jews and stuff abd put then in a uhh what was it called? concenvatorium camp? i dunno but whatever"

just no.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Ahaha. you VERBATIM just called me someone who kills people and acts like a martyr about it, I would know, I looked it up! Ell oh ell!

Way to be a fucking cunt Amber lynn. What even is the point of that? Just so you can be smug? We know you dont read anything above an eighth grade level, what's the deal with measuring your dick about using "big words"?

Forum guideline #2, my homie:

Be civil.
Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[plant boy]

You might be talking about Hungry Fat Chick on YT, aka, Candy Godiva on the interweb. She has feeders that send her money in exchange for her doing sex scenes/eating on camera. Yah, I went there and it was really sad. She also has a feeder room-mate who recently had a stroke. She might even be a cow here. But it's hard to hide yourself if you're doing that kind of shit - so I don't think Amber has reached that level....yet.

i'll take the :late: for this one but Amber Lynn weighs more than HungryFatChick already. HFC is around the 400 mark, she did a weigh in at the heart attack restaurant in las vegas. Who knows how accurate that scale really is, but it's have to be 100 lbs off to make HFC close to AL's weight.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I love her "nobody ever told me" schtick. Does she think everybody just stops learning anything the minute they leave school/home and just stagnates at that point, like some gigantic inert blob?

Oh. Nix that. She IS a gigantic, inert blob. But one that can colour inside the lines with her crayon. Participation trophy needed.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

If the information isn't printed in a dollar-bin YA novel about teen lesbos named Rhiannon, AL is not going to learn about it.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Has Amber finally realized that casually filming her boring life every other day isn't an actual job?

 

[pickleniggo]

Guessing this girl called her a martyr and AL just doesn't understand, LOL.

and the water bear just reminds me of our gorl.

Jesus. She has the emotional maturity of 12 year old, the education of a nine year old, and the heart of an 80 year old who's body is beginning to give up on them. Not one part of her is at a target age. Grow up, Amber.

 

[angelicbitch]

Jesus. She has the emotional maturity of 12 year old

I'd say even younger
She cries that the people who support her and try to give her advice are haydurs, and then blocks them. She can't handle anyone who disagrees with her

 

[pickleniggo]

I'd say even younger
She cries that the people who support her and try to give her advice are haydurs, and then blocks them. She can't handle anyone who disagrees with her

I say 12 because she reminds me of that age when you get super petty and argumentative and always seem to have a thesaurus on hand to make yourself seem clever like you're the smartest smart person that's ever been smart.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

If the information isn't printed in a dollar-bin YA novel about teen lesbos named Rhiannon, AL is not going to learn about it.

She still isn't going to learn about it. I'm still unconvinced she can read past Green Book 3 level.

Rhiannon has a ball. The ball is red. Spot is a dog.


(Wonder if she's got past the stage of just reading the sex scenes in her YA shite? She probably thinks they're textbooks on How to Sex; Lesbo edition, in 24 easy-to-read parts. No.3 comes with free dildo.)