I am so delighted by this thread and you guys I can't even tell you. I am actually sorry I missed this, I would have never stopped laughing. I've been going to cons for nearly forty years and I have rarely heard of one crashing and burning this hard. I DO know of one that actually DID get thrown out of its hotel and local people ended up taking in the out-of-towners and they sat around in each other's yards and the thing went down in history as Lawn Con. I personally went to a convention in San Diego so under attended that the dealers ended up selling crap to each other and we actually had a great time, it also had one of the best masquerades I've ever been to for some reason. But this, damn, this is a perfect storm of letting teenagers Blue Sky a convention and what happens when they actually DO it! The 'ballpit' is now a part of the household lexicon here and I have now discovered Welcome To Night Vale! So thank you guys, thank you very much!