Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Ruin]

I seriously don't get this fucking guy. His life would be improved 100% by getting a part time job as a glass sorter or bathroom mopper and running Pathfinder campaigns with his fellow dweebs in the evenings. It's especially weird because in half his rants he acknowledges that identity politics ruined his life yet he keeps diving deeper in.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The linked article is about the Hitachi Magic Wand. Interesting that he knows enough about trans women's masturbation habits to infer a general consensus, but apparently not about how that has been the single most famous female sex toy for decades.

Ah, I didn’t know which sex toy was being reviewed but how is that particular one popular with trans women? The magic wand is for people with a functioning clitoris, not something surgically created from penis skin. Surgery of any kind is also known for not being able to connect lots of delicate nerve endings.

I just have a hard time imagining it doing anything from SRS people unless they are trying to insert it in the manvag or their ass - which doesn’t seem like a good idea either.

Was it because this was famous for being popular with actual women that troons decided it was their favorite too? Just seems like there would be lots of more appropriate options for ppl with SRS. Ofc most of the ratking are still intact men so they focus more on their butts.

 

[repentance]

Jake really does see estrogen as some kind of magic potion which transforms men into women.

This passage is interesting because what Jake sees as proof that he's trans is a fairly universal experience and one which is shared by girls.

Jake's primary reason believing he's trans seems to be because he has no desire to experience masculine gender roles. But nor does he want to perform femininity. The option of being a sensitive new age guy/metrosexual doesn't seem to have occurred to him. His whole line of reasoning seems to be "I don't feel like a man, therefore I am woman".

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Jake really does see estrogen as some kind of magic potion which transforms men into women.

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This passage is interesting because what Jake sees as proof that he's trans is a fairly universal experience and one which is shared by girls.

Jake's primary reason believing he's trans seems to be because he has no desire to experience masculine gender roles. But nor does he want to perform femininity. The option of being a sensitive new age guy/metrosexual doesn't seem to have occurred to him. His whole line of reasoning seems to be "I don't feel like a man, therefore I am woman".

Of course he's not a man. He's a bearded nerdy gnome

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jake really does see estrogen as some kind of magic potion which transforms men into women.

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This passage is interesting because what Jake sees as proof that he's trans is a fairly universal experience and one which is shared by girls.

Jake's primary reason believing he's trans seems to be because he has no desire to experience masculine gender roles. But nor does he want to perform femininity. The option of being a sensitive new age guy/metrosexual doesn't seem to have occurred to him. His whole line of reasoning seems to be "I don't feel like a man, therefore I am woman".

I think he just some weirdo who got totally fixed on “magic transformations” in fiction and games and decided that being trans was as close to a “magical transformation” to solve all his problems and let him live happily ever after.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Ah, I didn’t know which sex toy was being reviewed but how is that particular one popular with trans women? The magic wand is for people with a functioning clitoris, not something surgically created from penis skin. Surgery of any kind is also known for not being able to connect lots of delicate nerve endings.

I just have a hard time imagining it doing anything from SRS people unless they are trying to insert it in the manvag or their ass - which doesn’t seem like a good idea either.

Was it because this was famous for being popular with actual women that troons decided it was their favorite too? Just seems like there would be lots of more appropriate options for ppl with SRS. Ofc most of the ratking are still intact men so they focus more on their butts.

They are talking about using it on their pre-op penis.

The sex-obsessed troons don't even consider the SRS, that's yucky to them and not part of the fetish.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I seriously don't get this fucking guy. His life would be improved 100% by getting a part time job as a glass sorter or bathroom mopper and running Pathfinder campaigns with his fellow dweebs in the evenings.

That's the life he used to have, before he went completely insane.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Honestly, I don’t think Jake is serious about being a woman. I think he’s autistic, he failed at his board game but found a clique that used him, saw that tranny was the ultimate status symbol in the clique, decided he could be a new person, a woman without the Jake Alley baggage and clung to it. And he can’t get out of it. Violet was more successful than Jake and he got more validation as a woman than he ever did as a man.
There’s really no way for Jake to abandon this identity. He can’t form a new one without losing his followers and work credits under Violet. He can’t go back to Jake without admitting we’re right and no one cares what a dirty white male basement dweller has to say.
But he doesn’t want to shave his beard. He doesn’t want to wear dresses. He has no desire to be a female, really.
He just got sucked into a group and for once he felt like he mattered.

 

[Hellfire]

Do we have any other instances of Jake having claimed outright to have been on HRT?

Not that I recall. Every other mention has been him either sperging about how he doesn't have it or him making up fantasies about him getting it and shaving off his gnome beard and revealing he had magically transformed into a preteen elf maiden.
As of April 2017 he confirmed he wasn't on it.

These tweets from September 2017 seem to have been Googleshnged in a way to imply he actually was on HRT.

This conversation was about a job listing at Paizo and some chucklefucks laughing about "straight cis white bearded dudes." Jake, a cis straight white bearded dude, claimed to have applied for this and implied he would "hopefully" be "far along" on HRT and gnome beard removal so he looked more like Jason Keeley's avatar there instead of the bearded gnome he currently is.

A month later, he chimped out repeatedly after the state of Connecticut wouldn't pay for laser hair removal for Jake unless he had proof he was actually trying to "transition," including two years of HRT. Jake considered that an outrage because he would be incapable of shaving and look like a "woman with a full beard," so, much like how he says he is wearing clothes from high school because no one knows they have to take him clothes shopping, if it can't be magically done (or paid for) by someone else, it's unfair and Jake throws a tantrum. Note the bit at the bottom where he whines that gender identity disorder is a "fictitious mental disorder."

 

[Ruin]

He makes 300+ dollars a month from idiots on Paetron right? What's stopping him from going to a barber shop slapping a twenty down and getting rid of the gnome beard?

 

[repentance]

He makes 300+ dollars a month from idiots on Paetron right? What's stopping him from going to a barber shop slapping a twenty down and getting rid of the gnome beard?

I wonder if one of our kiwis who is good with Photoshop can show us what he'd look like without his facial hair. I have a feeling it won't be "feminine".

 

[GethN7]

I wonder if one of our kiwis who is good with Photoshop can show us what he'd look like without his facial hair. I have a feeling it won't be "feminine".

No need. He'd be a less bald looking Andrew Dobson.

 

[flipper]

Jake's primary reason believing he's trans seems to be because he has no desire to experience masculine gender roles. But nor does he want to perform femininity. The option of being a sensitive new age guy/metrosexual doesn't seem to have occurred to him. His whole line of reasoning seems to be "I don't feel like a man, therefore I am woman".

I have seen people very explicitly say this. It’s ridiculous that we have gone from “gender dysphoria should be treated with gender reassignment” to “if I don’t fit gender stereotypes of a man then I am a a woman/non binary.”

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He makes 300+ dollars a month from idiots on Paetron right? What's stopping him from going to a barber shop slapping a twenty down and getting rid of the gnome beard?

The reality is :autism:

But his excuse, if I remember correctly, is that this put-upon woman (with a hormonal condition!) must wear a beard AS a beard because otherwise lesbians will see her looking not like a man and rape her to correct her. So because he doesn't look feminine enough without the beard, he needs to wear a beard, perhaps the most visually obvious secondary sex characteristic of being a man.

No, none of that makes sense.

 

[Ruin]

The reality is :autism:

But his excuse, if I remember correctly, is that this put-upon woman (with a hormonal condition!) must wear a beard AS a beard because otherwise lesbians will see her looking not like a man and rape her to correct her. So because he doesn't look feminine enough without the beard, he needs to wear a beard, perhaps the most visually obvious secondary sex characteristic of being a man.

No, none of that makes sense.

That's the single most retarded thing I've ever heard.

 

[Darndirty]

That's the single most exceptional thing I've ever heard.

That's our Jakey!

 

[Next Task]

It’s ridiculous that we have gone from “gender dysphoria should be treated with gender reassignment” to “if I don’t fit gender stereotypes than I am a a woman/non binary.”

This is one of the main things that shit me about troons. They love the idea that gender is a social construct rather than it being gender roles that are the social construct. And then, from the starting point of, 'society says a man must be like this, and I'm male but not like that', instead of going to 'well societal norms don't encompass all a man can be' they go 'my body is wrong'. Yet troons *love* railing about the ills of society and all the damage the patriarchy does that needs to be fixed, even after letting the patriarchy attempt to rewrite their own gender and argue against basic biology.

Jake's just one of the worst versions of all of this, with his very confused ideas about gender and sex, while still attempting to present as some kind of authority on all of it. Honestly, he'd be much less of a lolcow if he didn't pair his condescending arrogance with all the evidence that he is miserable and wrong about almost everything.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not that I recall. Every other mention has been him either sperging about how he doesn't have it or him making up fantasies about him getting it and shaving off his gnome beard and revealing he had magically transformed into a preteen elf maiden.
As of April 2017 he confirmed he wasn't on it.
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These tweets from September 2017 seem to have been Googleshnged in a way to imply he actually was on HRT.
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This conversation was about a job listing at Paizo and some chucklefucks laughing about "straight cis white bearded dudes." Jake, a cis straight white bearded dude, claimed to have applied for this and implied he would "hopefully" be "far along" on HRT and gnome beard removal so he looked more like Jason Keeley's avatar there instead of the bearded gnome he currently is.
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A month later, he chimped out repeatedly after the state of Connecticut wouldn't pay for laser hair removal for Jake unless he had proof he was actually trying to "transition," including two years of HRT. Jake considered that an outrage because he would be incapable of shaving and look like a "woman with a full beard," so, much like how he says he is wearing clothes from high school because no one knows they have to take him clothes shopping, if it can't be magically done (or paid for) by someone else, it's unfair and Jake throws a tantrum. Note the bit at the bottom where he whines that gender identity disorder is a "fictitious mental disorder."
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So if actually is taking pregnant horse piss pills now how long until he finally realizes all the estrogen in the world will not make him look remotely female? A year? Three years? Or will he start being like Cinderella’s stepmom and having delusional episodes looking in the mirror and seeing the fairest of them all?

I mean estrogen can make some changes in men but Jake is actually bald. estrogen can slow hair loss but it’s not brining back luxurious locks to Jake make pattern baldness noggin. Jake is also a huge, fat, sloppy lumbering dude, estrogen won’t do shit for that. He’s just going to look exactly how he looks now with maybe slightly softer skin and gain even more weight.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover. Jake is continuing to attach himself to Rebecca.

 

[repentance]

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So freelancing and "getting to work" is pretty much the last priority on his list and only happens if it isn't 6am by the time he's done everything else?