Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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Wow. Shrimpy is in top form lately, I can practically hear Crawling in my Skin playing in the background.

Ah yes, the trolley problem. This has got to be one of my favorite lolcow moments of all time. The entire purpose of the reviews was to try and get Shrimpy to see things aren't always black and white, and eventually shifted into subjecting him to a thought experiment. Shrimpy would rather let 5 people die than sacrifice one because he doesn't want to be responsible for someone's death. Fair enough, but then he tries to claim moral superiority because his inaction/trying to bullshit a way to save everyone is better than him having someone's blood on his hands. It was really great seeing people react to this, calling him a horrible person and a coward (ironic, since the show he idolizes is based on courage).
 
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Kamen Rider Black RX said:
Wow. Shrimpy is in top form lately, I can practically hear Crawling in my Skin playing in the background.

Ah yes, the trolley problem. This has got to be one of my favorite lolcow moments of all time. The entire purpose of the reviews was to try and get Shrimpy to see things aren't always black and white, and eventually shifted into subjecting him to a thought experiment. Shrimpy would rather let 5 people die than sacrifice one because he doesn't want to be responsible for someone's death. Fair enough, but then he tries to claim moral superiority because his inaction/trying to bullshit a way to save everyone is better than him having someone's blood on his hands. It was really great seeing people react to this, calling him a horrible person and a coward (ironic, since the show he idolizes is based on courage).
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I immediately thought of this.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
The beginning of this is pretty funny. If you want to listen to Dicknose babble in that weird wet, flemmy voice of his, this is ace. Keep in mind, no one was watching this stream.

(He also doesn't know how to play Megaman)
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Man, he's going bald and hiding it badly. Terribly posture, too, with his head at that broken angle.
And yes, he has no fucking clue how to megaman.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I'm amazed this guy hasn't claimed to have pseudobulbar affect with how often he claims to cry. Fucking man up already. You'd think a guy as large as he is wouldn't be such a damn pussy, but here it is.
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He's not crying. He's a fat faggot attention whore who claims he's trans and comes up with his bullshit because there are idiots out there who will "listen and believe" no matter how outlandish the yarns he spins. I was a friend of someone just like him when I was in my teens, except back then they didn't have this troon shit to add on top of it all. The difference between this balding narcissist and the friend I had is that my buddy grew out of it and became an actual adult (we drifted apart due to him getting a job a few states away), and this exceptional individual seems to have never come out of the "woe is me, someone please pity me", Linkin Park listening, attention-seeking phase of their life.

I guess the best way to sum up how this person is, if they say they're crying on twitter, they're not. If they say they're going to go "hide under their bed and not come out", they're not. If they say "it looks like a cat scratched me", they got scratched by a pissed off cat. This is the kind of person who you say an insult to in casual conversation as a joke, and they start fake crying, and the way that the tears are obviously manufactured is that they keep looking between their fingers every few seconds to see if you're reacting to it - much like a single-digit aged child does.
 
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"or the fucking autistic NB that lashes out."

I love how he has the briefest acknowledgement of his own shortcomings with the last bit of that sentence, but because he's placing more emphasis on his victimhood with the start of it he'll never improve on it. I don't even know what hbomb did to him other than make him look like an idiot because he worked himself up into a crazed frenzy over nothing.
 
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This stuff is begining to make hbomber look less lolcowish by comparison, the guy may be a fake sjw snake oil salesman with a comedic skill of 0.2 on the dobsons. But at least he seems to have a pretty normal life and some success in his 'vocation', and frankly did pwn that idiot with the soy. In comparison clawshrimpy who keeps throwing around a possibly made up rape for a pity party, is a total failure on every level even amoung his peers.
Hbomber even manages to be better looking than him despite being an inbred balding mutant.


It's amazing how their's a heirachy even amoung internet wankers.

Has hbomber replied to any of this yet? Is he even aware of it?
 
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Emperor Julian said:
This stuff is begining to make hbomber look less lolcowish by comparison, the guy may be a fake sjw snake oil salesman with a comedic skill of 0.2 on the dobsons. But at least he seems to have a pretty normal life and some success in his 'vocation', and frankly did pwn that idiot with the soy. In comparison clawshrimpy who keeps throwing around a possibly made up rape for a pity party, is a total failure on every level even amoung his peers.
Jesus hbomber even manages to be better looking than him despite being an inbred balding mutant.


It's amazing how their's a heirachy even amoung internet wankers.

Has hbomber replied to any of this yet? Is he even aware of it?
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Christopher is the Hirtes to Harry's Chris.
 
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Kiwi Jeff said:
Why do all autists sing the same? He sings just like CWC and JustinRPG
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Well most people sing or at least hum, I sing in private or when in a really good mood. Most of my partners and family members sing as well and I think we're not alone it's just most people are smart enough to know they're not very good at it so they tend to sing in private or when very very drunk. Autists perhaps lacking social awareness, are not aware how bad they sound and how annoying it is.
 
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Save the Loli said:
He hates Tomino because Tomino put offensive characters like Bright Noa who smack around autists like Amuro and Kamille.
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The Bright slap is the best cure for autism , it transform insufferable faggots in manly mans that punch things and get girls

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(He also doesn't know how to play Megaman
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Lol how bad was it? I always put Megaman X to test the abilities of little kids in gaming and as far as I see they struggle with spammy enemies like Boomer Kuwanger and Launch Octopus and have problems learning to do quicky repeating movements like dashing or wall jumping , one of them even bitched that how he can suck in this game when he manage to blast Super Mario 3D, to me Megaman X Is the entry barrier to get out of the scrub zone
 
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Clawshrimpy aka Christopher McGee said:
I'll ust say this much. I hate the fact that i can't even say anything or even respond to this kind of creepy ass harassment without being hurt worse, you people are literally no better than any of my other harassers, and fuck it, i'll just say it, you're noo fucking better than the people who fucking beat me and rape me. You act exactly the same, and are just as dangerous to me. I hope your happy in your little bigot fiefdom, where you can make people like me and your other targets you look down on over neurodivergency/being trans or queer or not masculine, etc. who you call slurs endlessly. But my friends are right, you just control me more the more i pay attention to you. In the end, you all don't know shit about me no matter how much dox or screencaps you take. You're just a bunch of scum who can only make friends with other hateful people. It may be funny to you to bully marginalized people, because let's not beat around the bush, what you're doing is bullying and hardcore harassment, doxxing, e-stalking, using slurs, gaslighting, calling someone's suicidal idealation and traumatic events fake, and misgendering and other shit, harms,, actually tears down and makes miserable, the people you target. No amount of "it's just a joke" covers up the seriousness of what you do to people like me.

Yes, "calling out mental illness" is alt-right, because since when did the alt-right just hate jewish people and people of color? They sure as shit hate neurodivergent people/autistic people, trans people (commonly viewing it as a"mental illness") and queer people. You literally have the same mindset as the people who started gamergate and all the other hateful bullshit like that. After all, you're certainly love the slurs and the other crypto-fash language like "beta" and shit. That just because someone doesn't fit into the masculine status quo they are worthless or whatever.

Yesm have your little victory getting me to lock down my presense. I don't run and hide because i'm weak, i run and hide because people like you make me afraid, hold power over me, just as my real life abusers do, and it's just as fucked up. You may call me and the other marginalized people fucked up, but i can't imagine being so fucked up that this kind of shit could ever be funny. Fuck every last one of you hateful pieces of shit. Go to fucking hell.
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dude legit get help
I'm a lot younger than you but I understand being depressed to the point of not behaving rationally.
Only when you force yourself out of your comfort zone can you begin to appreciate the world instead of recoiling back into your shell where you loathe your existence in pain and suffering instead of trying to make it out there.
Hating on "toxic masculinity" and "being told to man up" isn't a fucking excuse when most women are more functional than you in regards to having a job, friends, etc.. it's a coping mechanism you use to justify not having to do so.
 
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