Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Barb looks marginally healthier, how fortunate that the Westons are eating well from the proceeds of selling Cole Smithey's crap.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ok, so they're obviously not gonna use the money for their mortgage, so what are they really gonna buy?.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Ok, so they're obviously not gonna use the money for their mortgage, so what are they really gonna buy?.

A second Barb

 

[AF 802]

It's sad that there's people who will actually buy this stuff, just because it's Chris.

 

[KJ 195]

Chris really needs another $500 to get the DNA report of his cats.
I heard Lucy is 5,27% Jewish.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Judging by the way Barb clearly was reading a sign held by Chris and didn't even give enough of a shit to stand straight, it's definitely not for anything important like mortgage.

Ok, so they're obviously not gonna use the money for their mortgage, so what are they really gonna buy?.

Probably preparing for that incoming trespassing fee

 

[Yop Yop]

Don't be fooled, that bitched ain't dying. She's just too damn lazy to get up.

 

[Rupin]

Couldn’t Chris just get a job stocking shelves in a warehouse or something away from the public?

He's closing in on a 1000 a month from autists who give him money through his Patreon. He doesn't see a need to work. The only reason he is begging for money is because his fines are cutting into his toy and vidya money.

 

[Jack Awful]

Probably preparing for that incoming trespassing fee

Nah, that's too logical and responsible for Chris and Barb.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The weens that are encouraging this kind of behavior are genuinely bad people.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Tugboat must have run dry until next month. Only when Chris gets really desperate does he resort to Barb pity.
I think it's finally dawned on Chris that having his mother e-beg with her corpse-like visage is more potent that watching a balding, fat tranny whine nasally at you to buy his shit on eBay.
Also:

Spoiler: Borb

 

[Jack Awful]

The weens that are encouraging this kind of behavior are genuinely bad people.

At the very least, selling his junk at a highly inflated price to idiots who want things just because he owned them is a good idea and beneficial to Chris.
However, he's doing this around a decade too late.

 

[A Flying Nun]

At this rate I expect Chris to eventually make a begging video with Barb hooked up to a wheelchair with a voice emulator like Stephen Hawking, and then he'll do it once more when she's a corpse in a coffin with Chris providing the voice.

 

[Owlflaps]

I thought she said: "We need money for our morgue."

 

[Jozef]

people ARE buying the crap! are they pissy that people aren't buying it the moment it gets listed?

Barb looks marginally healthier, how fortunate that the Westons are eating well from the proceeds of selling Cole Smithey's crap.

Barb actually looks healthier than the Fit Vegan Ginger, and FVG is young enough to be her granddaughter.

 

[Un Platano]

Ok, so they're obviously not gonna use the money for their mortgage, so what are they really gonna buy?.

He's taking out a mortgage on this house:

 

[Chopinpiano]

must be nice to be so infamous to be and get people to donate just because you're autistic. Meanwhile, people work their asses off while he claims "disability". I wish we could send this shit to the government.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Why does Barb always look like she's in some drugged, trance-like state?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Why does Barb always look like she's in some drugged, trance-like state?

She has dementia and is probably popping happy pills.

 

[Old Greg]

Is Barb actually putting on an act in these videos? I used to think she was going senile but then again she's a master of manipulation.