Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Night Stars Brother]

While I legitimately think chris needs the money for a mortgage payment, He recently spent about $100 on the 23 and me DNA services. I’m not sure what else he might have overspent on, fast food perhaps.
However he hasn’t begged for awhile now, meaning he literally has enough money for his bills every month, he’s just overspent and is out of money.

What I’m most curious about is, does the government know of the yearly income of about $10,000 chris makes on patreon plus whatever his EBay income is, and if that should exclude him from the tugboat.

 

[Medley]

There is a part of me that is looking forward to the hard times ahead for chris once barb dies. I have had a pretty good life so far. Especially when I was younger things were really easy. But now I am an adult and have all the responsibilities and obligations that come with that. Chris was given a free ride his whole life and continues to get one. He has a patreon, his tax payer funded tug boat and trash that people pay top dollar for. He is an entitled worthless lump. I am going to relish in his misfortune because he deserves it. I am not some bitter old man who is jealous of him. Seeing bad things happen to him just satisfies my internal sense of justice. And all the good stuff that happens to him is unearned, undeserved and unappreciated.

 

[MacMasonry]

The title of the video reads like it was thought up by a caricature of Todd Howard.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He's closing in on a 1000 a month from autists who give him money through his Patreon. He doesn't see a need to work. The only reason he is begging for money is because his fines are cutting into his toy and vidya money.

Yeah. Though it's weird that he's tossing so much shit up on ebay, even before the trespass.

To go from those ebay sales, Patreon income and their tugboats to begging about a week into this month... it's amazing the Chandlers can piss money away so fast.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

BARB IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE MANIPULATION TACTICS.
#MOTHEROFTHEYEAR2K18

 

[repentance]

Yeah. Though it's weird that he's tossing so much shit up on ebay, even before the trespass.

Whatever he wants money for, it's not for a fine. The court case was adjourned until May and he'll only become liable for a fine once he's been found guilty.

It very possibly is the mortgage they need money for. They've probably gone back to paying it late (ie, mid-month when Barb gets paid) and the mortgage company is probably getting pissy about that again.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Whatever he wants money for, it's not for a fine. The court case was adjourned until May and he'll only become liable for a fine once he's been found guilty.

It very possibly is the mortgage they need money for. They've probably gone back to paying it late (ie, mid-month when Barb gets paid) and the mortgage company is probably getting pissy about that again.

It's tax season. I don't think Barb and Chris save up throughout the year for house tax, and I think they are the type to do their taxes this close to the deadline.

 

[Queen of the hoard]

That shirt looks brand new also barb is senile or something. He might’ve started feeding her turkey ham lately instead of the usual cat food.

They do piss away funds an awful lot I wish I could afford to buy all the dolls I want but I don’t because I have responsibilities I’ll never understand how chris can let responsibility just fly over his head so easily.

Somebody should report him to the irs though because his tugboat might get reduced if they found out about his extra income. The taxpayers shouldn’t be responsible for this oaf.

A toddler is more wise with their money than chris

 

[Wraith]

Spoiler

Reminds me of this, but as Larry Bundy notes, replace the kids with toys and legos and crap.

 

[Slap47]

While I legitimately think chris needs the money for a mortgage payment, He recently spent about $100 on the 23 and me DNA services. I’m not sure what else he might have overspent on, fast food perhaps.
However he hasn’t begged for awhile now, meaning he literally has enough money for his bills every month, he’s just overspent and is out of money.

What I’m most curious about is, does the government know of the yearly income of about $10,000 chris makes on patreon plus whatever his EBay income is, and if that should exclude him from the tugboat.

Chris is trying to find minority status for possible future reparation payments and other gibs.

It's an investment.

 

[Florence]

Chris used ‘Summon Lich’!

Also, I love how blatantly obvious it is that Barb’s reading off a script.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's tax season. I don't think Barb and Chris save up throughout the year for house tax, and I think they are the type to do their taxes this close to the deadline.

Property tax? It's due in June. Though Chris's Patreon should've ensured they'd be able to pay it. Throughout the Financhu Crisis, they always scraped together the money for it, but would usually beg immediately after paying. The exception was for December's payment, which they quietly paid since Chris's Patreon was hitting hundreds of dollars per month. And his donations have increased since then.

 

[repentance]

Why does Barb always look like she's in some drugged, trance-like state?

She concentrating on reading the cue cards Chris writes for her and so she doesn't blink.

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

Chris forcing Barb to e-beg on her dead bed.

Stay classy, Chris.

 

[Cuntster]

Damn they look desperate. There must not be anything of value at 14BC left to sell. It’s a shame, if Chris had something like a games console or a box of toys to put on eBay they might make it through the month.

 

[MahFibro!]

Yeah. Though it's weird that he's tossing so much shit up on ebay, even before the trespass.

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To go from those ebay sales, Patreon income and their tugboats to begging about a week into this month... it's amazing the Chandlers can piss money away so fast.

So much junk to add to the hoard; so little money to buy it all with.

This seems to be the motto of the surviving Chandlers.

Damn they look desperate. There must not be anything of value at 14BC left to sell. It’s a shame, if Chris had something like a games console or a box of toys to put on eBay they might make it through the month.

What's sad is that there probably is something of real value that they could sell; but they'd have to dig through mountains of useless garbage in order to find it - and one is too old to handle the strenuous task (if she could even bring herself to part with the item) and the other is too incompetent/lazy to bother to do it, himself - and, given that he thinks high school junk is valuable enough to sell for exorbitantly high prices, CWC wouldn't recognize something of real value if it fell on his head.

 

[Old Greg]

Damn they look desperate. There must not be anything of value at 14BC left to sell. It’s a shame, if Chris had something like a games console or a box of toys to put on eBay they might make it through the month.

They could sell some of the hoard as a job lot, but we all know that'll never happen.

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

That soft, soothing music in the background just hammers the nail down while the last vestiges of life are leaving Barb.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Holy shit it's like Barb has been mind controlled by Chris or something.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm checking the cwcki to see which classic striped shirt Barb is using for this one .