Inactive Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon - Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

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Ross seems to be what I can best describe as a "Second Generation Lolcow". He's aware of lolcows and lolcow culture, and is self-aware enough to understand how it applies to him, but not enough so that he can actually realize how retarded he's acting. He keeps bringing up "people a-logging" him, similar to DSP's "detractors".


Go to about (7:15) in the video and listen to what this fucker says
 
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TombaHat said:
Why won't this tard stay down?
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He will if (when?) he gets the Nick Bate treatment. I'd hate for it to come to that though, considering what would need to happen for him to end up where Nick is spending the next 39 years.
 
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"When metokur and everybody else is unified against me or creates public enemy number one: Jonathon Ross, it's adorable it's really cute. It's so cute that it makes my dick rock hard, just like how it is with kids." - Ross ( 7:28 ) in the video, plus or minus a few of his speaking tics
 
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How do you record yourself, with your face, talking about your pedophilia sexuality while talking about working at an elementary school? How brain damaged is this guy?

Uploading an archive of this video confessional.
 

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Goddammit, Ross:

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I feel like my head's gonna fucking blow up after seeing that and the video. Great job, you fucking monster.
 
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Marchesa_ofthe_Vast said:
It's kind of impressive how he just effortlessly digs holes.
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Well he's autistic and one of their inherent qualities is that they can't really lie and likewise can't tell when other people are lying to them.

It's probably the best combination really, an autistic pedophile is essentially self-incriminating on every level.

Given this most recent video, talking about how he works at a school, admitting that he's a pedophile, talking about how the police did nothing, the self-incrimination... I think it's time to start contacting media/news outlets.
 
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timestamps for anyone that wants them. sorry there are so many but he just said so much exceptional shit. his double speak is so hard to write out i'll finish the second half of the video tomorrow i need to sleep the pedophile off -

4:43 - Ross finally gets audio to work.

5:46 - Ross explains teacher aide job is volunteer work.

6:21 - Ross "You do realize the whole hitting kids shit is was like, th-the thing that is I was I was mentally fucking with uhh people in that discord chat." argues with Jim whether or not the chat was in discord or a google hangout.

7:23 - Jim "Is the school aware of any of this? Do they have any idea that you've made statements like that?"
Ross "Well no because like I don't even think that they well honestly it's rather subjectiable rather if they do really need to know or not."

10:59 - Ross "I'm not really into like harming kids like they're too fragile I cannot do that."

11:12 - Ross "Do you even want to know why be- becaus cause honestly Jim you don't care about me getting help." #1 12:20 2nd mention, 16:32 3rd mention, 34:27 4th mention

14:52 - Ross to Jim "You knew you knew me for years and you've been secretly watching me this entire time."

15:41 - Ross "I need to get help for pedophila. That's what I need to get help for. I mean like seriously like did you think I was not going to say that or what."
Jim "So then you are a pedophile working at a fucking elementary school!"
Ross "Oh my god, you're twisting it as if anything is going to happen to those kids."

17:40 - Discussion on the aide job being apart of a state program and Ross likely not telling the program he's in that he's a pedophile. Ross "I mean if you want to get all tinfoil hat about it, sure."

21:24 - Tonka "Two yes or no questions. You say you're a pedophile yes or no."
Ross "Yes."
Tonka "Okay, are you working at a school yes or no."
Ross "I uh I volunteer there but if you want to say technically yes."
Tonka "That's a problem! That's a fucking problem and if you can't see that-"
Ross "But am I child molester? No. So there you go. Not ever because I don't stoop to that low."

22:59 - Tonka "Ross do you really do you really think that like that Jim has strummed up this fucking weird narrative against you? Is that is that what you think's going down?"
Ross - "Yeah! I do!"

23:48 - Todd Nickerson is a "virtuous pedophile".

25:17 - Ross "You're saying that I'm the bad guy in all of this and I'm saying that there is no bad guy."

26:55 - Ross "But Jim you think I don't know who you actually I mean your name is not actually Jim I know that [laughing]." [...] "Well you willingly gave your face on youtube you literally did that yourself." [...] "You not showing your face is going make you look more of a pussy than me."

29:29 - Ross "Well I mean you're twisting me as the bad guy yet again." [...] "Does there need to be a bad guy? I mean in your fucking like warped mind you need to have a bad guy at every turn" [...] No I'm saying there doesn't need to be a bad guy."

31:17 - Ross "Todd Nickerson is not even a bad guy I'm just saying right now."

31:27 - Ross "Honestly people like Jim it's people like you that need to get a bullet to the head because you're promoting hatred, bigotry etc"
Tonka "Pedophobia is that what you're going with Ross?"
Ross "I don't know I mean that's I'm surprised that's not even a thing."

32:47 - Ross "Why I should tell the truth all the time? You lie all the time Jim! At least I don't I don't tell people I tell the truth all the time, unlike you" [...] "Well you never claimed that you lied which honestly I mean I'm more I'm more honest than you."

34:14 - Fourth Jim video on Ross confirmed.

also aye aye cap srry null

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35:05 - Ross "My-huh my dad fucking uhh uhh you know, fucking like molested me. You piece of shit."

35:57 - Tonka "Hold on, hold on Ross. You said that you said that your dad had touched you. Is that is that what made you go down the road of touching kids? Is that is that what put you down that path? M-maybe maybe maybe you haven't had any sex with a kid. Have you touched a kid?"
[5 seconds of silence]
Ross "Oh by the way dude like about the whole fucking like-"
[Jim laughs in disbelief "C'mon Tonka! C'mon Tonkda, dude!", Tonka "oh my gooood"]
Ross "I don't even know what the fuck's going on now is just like-"
Tonka "Ross seriously like, that's a real question."
Ross "What?"
Tonka "I didn't say if you fucked a kid, have you touched a kid?"
Ross "No! I haven't for the hundredth time I haven't!" [Ross' phone starts audibly vibrating]

37:12 - Ross starts recording the livestream. Echo can be heard when Jim talks.

37:13 - Ross "Oh nice death threat." [...] [laughs] "Wooow. Jim making death threats live on stream, guys."
Jim tries to convince Ross to call the police about his death threats and tell them how they got to that point in the conversation. Ross says he doesn't care about telling the police about the threats. They got back and forth about this for a few minutes.

39:34 - Ross - "Even though like the police interviewed me, Jim, and they said I'm not a pedophile."
Tonka "But YOU said you are!"
Jim "So you didn't tell them the truth then? So you lied to the police. Are you saying on a livestream in front of 2,000 people that you lied to the police when they came to investigate you for this? What an idiot you are, you are so dumb. You are so dumb!"
Ross "You know what's funny actually you're going to twist it say like well-" [Jim and Ross speaking over each other.]

40:13 - Ross "No I-I told them, I told them."
Jim "You told them 'I am a pedophile'."
Ross "No I to- well I told them about h-h-ow I-I- l-oo-ked u-up" [robot voice, distorted, cuts off. Can be assumed he's saying that he told them he looked up kids in a bathtub] "And they said like they even looked through my computer and they haven't even like deleted anything. Off my computer."
Jim "That's not an answer to my question. Did you tell them 'Officer, I am a pedophile. I need help.'?"
Ross "I didn't tell them that like I'm a pedophile I-I told them though that I need help for all for like fucking like me being violent." [...] "And by the way, most people with autism ARE violent."

41:13 - Ross "Dude I know Jim has fucking autism. [laughing] I know he's on the spectrum and he's fucking lying about-" [Cut off by Jim/Tonka]

42:14 - Tonka "What do you do when you volunteer at that school, Ross?"
Ross "Honestly I honestly your- Jim I'm not even going to fucking argue with half of this shit you say because now you're just twisting it and you're gunna be like [imitates even more exceptional voice] YAH YAH YAH MY NAME IS JIM I'M GUNNA FUCKING, BE LIKE... YOU KNOW."

44:28 - Tonka repeats his question three fucking times. He sounds annoyed because he's been trying to get Ross to shut up about Jim "twisting the narrative and his words" for the past two minutes. Ross gives vague answers and says that he "helps them and looks after them alongside other people in the job training program.". He doesn't really elaborate at all.

45:34 - Ross' phone starts vibrating again. [#2] Ross "Hold on a second. Yeah, yeah." Phone starts to vibrate again. [#3]

46:14 - Ross "But I mean good job though I mean you you people are false delusional and you know what honestly, that's good." [...] "No but you're twisting what I said."

46:42 - Ross "Well hey, you know what honest I think I think honestly like pedophiles are not the same thing as fucking child molestors because they-" [Cut off, can't hear what he said] "I mean once they molested a child that's it, I don't have any respect for them." [Ross' phone starts vibrating again.] [#4]

47:14 - Ross "You know- Do you know who Todd Nickerson is?" [...] "Well the thing is Todd Nickerson is a normal person despite him having his problems."

47:36 - Ross' phone starts vibrating again. [#5] And again at 48:00. [#6]

48:05 - Jim "Oh answer your grandmother Ross, she's worried aboutcha."
Ross "Wait why do- how can you hear my fucking phone call or whatever."
Jim "Ross it it cause I'm everywhere, Ross. Uh, did she throw you out of the house because of this? Is that why you're at the halfway house?"
Ross "[sighs, sounds angry] No it's because me and her did not get along, that's why."

48:37 - Ross' phone starts vibrating again. [#7]

48:39 - Ross "Alrighty, whatever. I mean like I mean like dude you twist you twist like images about like me and then you twist images of any virtuous pedophile that hasn't done anything fucking wrong." [...] "Well I don't I don't fucking care because guess what even if people even if the minority don't have any fucking respect for them guess what I still do because I know they haven't done anything to kids." [...] "What's funny is is that pretty much I don't support child molestation, that's the thing, and that's what you're trying to fucking put out there."
Jim "Do you look at child porn, Ross?"
Ross "I don't look at fucking child porn. [laughing]"

50:20 - Jim "What children do you think of then when you jack off?"
Ross "I don't know, Loli?"
[silence]
Ross "I mean if you don't like the truth I don't care!" [...] "I'm not all the time a truthful person, I'll admit that."

51:37 - Ross' phone starts vibrating again. [#8] Echo is briefly back and back worse a few minutes later. Phone vibrate again. [#9]

Ross just keeps bitching about how they're twisting things and making him out to be a bad guy. He's going to get help, etc. He asks Tonka to repeat himself talking about how people would attack him in the street if they knew he called himself a pedophile (and worked at a school). The echo is back, Ross clearly asked him to repeat himself just to record it.

56:21 - Ross "What what do you mean recorded, this is live." [...] "No I'm saying this is live why does it need to be recorded?" [Echo suddenly stopped when Jim/Tonka call him out on it.]

57:26 - Ross "You're not delusional, you're the opposite of delusional, Jim." [Jim and Tonka laugh, talking over whatever the fuck Ross is trying to say] "And you don't, you don't understand that that's really bad."

Ross pretends to leave at 58:44, and then comes back at 59:16 complaining that they should get to know him like a "rational human being" because Failure has no idea what's going on or who Ross is and has been silent almost the entire livestream, and says as much.

1:00:39 - Ross "Hey I have a fucking question, Metokur. Ehy don't you go after Kiwifarms?"
Tonka [yelling] "Kiwifarms isn't a pedophile working a school!"
[more echo and Jim asking him to stop, Tonka says he doesn't care if Ross uses the stream.]
Jim "I uh, I don't know anybody at Kiwifarms that's a self admitted pedophile that works at an elementary school, Ross."
Ross "Uhh let me see... oh, oh yeah oh I don't know the admin maybe the admin of the fucking website." [Ross' phone starts vibrating again] [#10]
Jim "Oh so you're saying that Null is a pedophile that works at an elementary school? Is that what you're stating right now?"
Ross "Well he's not a fucking elementary school worker but he's definitely like a fucking pedophile. Now HE doesn't care about getting help!" [Intermediately interrupted by Jim repeating "does he work at an elementary school? Ross complaining that Jim keeps using 'elementary' as a keyword.] [Ross' phone starts vibrating again. And again a minute later] [#11 & #12]

1:02:39 - Vee comes in.

1:03:22 - Vee explains that if you're a psychopath that likes torturing animals, they won't let you into the military. He asks Ross if he thinks this is discrimination too. Ross doesn't appear to be paying attention but eventually says that he's against discrimination and doesn't understand why that's a bad thing.

1:04:03 - Ross - "Anyways uh I probably uh drained a couple of uh energies, so yeah. Probably yeah gunna see ya never Metokur and yeah so yeah see ya." [Ross finally leaves.]
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i finally finished the second half of the video :late::late::late::late:

my favourite part of the livestream was someone calling his phone 12 times in 30 minutes. and that agonizing pause after Tonka asks if he's ever touched a kid before.
 
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