LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris lost his virginity years ago.

I think it's grown back.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm annoyed, you didn't have "he always craved the D" as a poll option.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I've always said Chris would be happier if he could find a nice 60-year-old hairy fat man to take care of him, and pound his over-ripe butt like a Chuck Tingle novel.

 

[VoreDoggy]

I reckon the "sweethearts" are a poly couple, and he's just being used by the female, but considers himself a third partner.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Unless he says different I’m guessing he means he’s bi, but is only interested in someone born with, and currently has a vagina (And still looks feminine), basically the Tumblr kind of trans on the right here:

 

[Sonitistic]

I'd love to see Chris bang a twink/get railed by a bear/kiss a guy/get mouth herpes/visit a gloryhole/drink another man's semen in an orange soda in the "Chris Experiments With Dudes Saga" as much as the next Autistic Shitlord but come on. Even if he knows what "bisexual" means he isn't going to do anything but strike out with women and get trolled until he dies.

 

[Siegfried]

huh kinda figured this would happen time for pride rally saga

 

[Taint_fairy]

Bi as in into women that think they are men

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bi as in into women that think they are men

Bi as in desperate for anything that will make his duck quack.

 

[Tlazolli]

I guess looking at the sailor moon poster didn’t work lol

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

My guess is he thinks (or someone told him) being bisexual means being both genders. Second guess is a ween is blackmailing him to say it, but at this point plain old ignorance and :autism: sounds infinitely more likely.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

What a fucking flag

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Southern gay guys have really low standards, Chris will do just fine. I'm happy for him. I wonder if "doesn't do anal" still applies...

 

[Rotornabe]

I'm not really suprised. I always thought Chris was one of those guys who was homophobic because they couldn't cope with their sexuality.

I don't know what he is, but you don't have to be Sherlock to figure out that if someone has thought out and enacted multiple strategies for keeping himself straight, on top of a history of gender non-conforming play, while randomly insisting how straight he is, there's a good chance he's never been too confident in his chosen sexual identity.

 

[coldfruit]

The thought of someone topping Chris works like the conversion therapy never did. Good fucking god.

 

[Vehk]

Chris always tries to fit stuff into as neat of boxes as possible. Like with the "sex only after the third date" stuff from the 00's, his inability to see relationships/sexuality as a fluid scale makes him come off as a loon.

The theory that it's for him to potentially have sex with pre-op trans women is good, but I think there's also a chance that Chris was encouraged to make the jump from bicurious to full-on bisexual from the 2 partners.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I cant help but think the definition of bisexual and chris' are totally different.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ron Jeremy would be great, minus the genital size.

That's what CG is for

 

[nvrwastetree]

I totally agree. Bisexuality isn't a hard concept to grasp at all. You like both men and women. Even an 8 year old can understand this. I'm sure he has known of this term for many years now. That said, he probably doesn't believe that FTM trans are genuinely male (with good reason) but has to publicly accept them in order to further his current agenda. I will be very surprised to hear he ditched his noviophobia to get with a genuine male/female couple (considering this isn't the work of trolls).



Yeah, the LGBTWHATEVER'S would have a meltdown if that happened. Speaking of horror films, I had a nightmare last summer that reminded me of that scene in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre where Leatherface grabs the first victim around the waist and drags her into the house through the front door. In my dream I was suddenly in Chris' old room in the basement hanging out for some reason. I decided it was time to go and stood up to leave when Chris yelled out "NOOOOOO" and grabbed me by the waist and hung on, pulling me down and I was fighting my way out of his room. I was screaming at the top of my lungs hoping someone would hear and help me. I dragged him out into a hallway where I saw Bob, who did nothing. I had the distinct feeling that his intention was to rape me. Then I woke up. It was so fuckin scary I can't even describe how real it felt. :shudder:

So you basically had a dream about Chris kidnapping you, then forcing himself onto you??? Fucking horrifying.

 

[4Macie]

I’ve never wanted a time machine as much as I do now. If only to send today Chris to 10+ years ago Chris.